A/N: Well, heres another chapter. Enjoy it.

Jack, Ryu and Amanda waited patiently for their sensei to arrive at the place he told them to meet him.

"When is he gonna get here?" asked Jack.

"When he gets off his lazy butt and gets here," said Ryu.

Jack suddenly had a brilliant idea. If he'd been a cartoon character, a lightbulb would have appeared over his head.

"Ryu, do you happen to have a sling shot, a bannana and some Icy Hot?" he asked.

Ryu shook his head rather sadly. "No, I forgot to bring them today,"

Jack sighed. It had been such a brilliant idea, along with the ultimate prank, and even a possible defense against fangirls, and Ryu REALLY needed one of those. His fanclub wasn't quite as large as Sasuke's, but it was a close second.

"Well...looks like we'll have to try that possible prank/fangirl defense later...why don't we set up a prank for Rama-sensei to walk into?" said Jack.

Ryu smiled rather malovently. "Well, he DOES deserve it for being late. And I know you've got some Icy Hot..."

Jack shook his head. "No, I've got plans for the Icy Hot, like finding a way to apply it rapidly to the enemy,"

Ryu rolled his eyes at Jack's crazy dreams. "Jack, Icy Hot is more of a weapon for torture and interrogation, not for anything else..."

Jack shook his head. "It's also good for pranking, initiation rituals, and was originally made to heal muscle soreness, though it seems rather counterproductive to put something that causes excruciating burning pain to a place that's sore...but can we get back to pranking our sensei?"

Amanda raised an eyebrow. "Wait, wouldn't it be stupid to prank someone that is probably strong enough to kick our arses acrossed Konoha?"

"Yeah...but that's never stopped us before!" said Jack.

"I wash my hands of this," said Amanda.

"Actually, we could benifit mutually from this. You see, our sensei is probably gonna test our ninja skills, and we can show him some of our tactical thinking abilities by pranking him. Besides, it looked like he had a sense of humor,"

Amanda smiled. "Never thought of it that way..." Amanda reached into her pocket and pulled out something that made Jack get to his knees and bow. He wasn't worthy to see such a wonderful invention. If he got too close, he would be smited for his disrespect to all things that are pranking.

Amanda was holding a can of Icy Hot spray.

"I-i didn't know they even had spray cans for Icy Hot," said Ryu.

Amanda smiled. "My foster parents own some shares in Icy Hot, and they invent new ways of applying it, like Icy Hot gel, and those Icy Hot pads. However, they're aware of the fact that Icy Hot is used more for pranks, and have worked to make it easier to apply," she said. "Unfortunately, the company publicly denies knowledge of their product being anything but a pain reliever, so the Icy Hot spray was never really mass-produced. The particular Icy Hot in this can doesn't need much in the way of rubbing in, and burns even harder...it was never mass produced either,"

"I thought it was only a legend..." said Jack. "The legendary Icy hot is fabled amoung us pranksters,"

"So, shall we get pranking?" to Amanda's suprise, Jack and Ryu shook their heads.

"If there's one can of that stuff in the world, then it would be wasteful to use it in this prank," said Jack.

"Yeah, we should save it for something big, like maybe pranking those villagers that kept trying to kill Naruto in angry mobs back in the academy," said Ryu.

"I memorized some of their faces!" said Jack.

"We'll search throughout Konoha till we find them!" said Ryu.

"Can we please get back to the prank at hand?" asked Amanda.

"Right," said Jack.

"Sorry," said Ryu.

"Well, if we're not gonna use the Icy Hot, what CAN we do?" asked Amanda.

"Well, we could bring back the classic prank that we always used to pull on Sasuke!" said Jack.

"Oh yeah! I totally forgot about that one!" said Jack.

"Care to fill me in?" said Amanda.

"No, that would be a long flashback," said Ryu.

"I thought Spidey liked flashbacks?" said Amanda.

"Yeah, but...wait, what are we talking about?"

"I don't remember," said Amanda.

"Well, we'll just tell you everything we need for the prank..."

OOOOOOO

Rama smiled, knowing the genin would be planning a prank right about now, hopefully one that would hide the prankster. He sighed. "Well, I'll give them a little more time to set it up. Then he'd be onto them.

A/N: Guess what? I had a really long, dramatic flashback to when Naruto, Ryu, and Jack were only 7, but it was too dramatic to use for this, not to mention extremely long. I think I'll use that for a side-story if this has enough success.

Sasuke: Yay, I'm not in this chapter! Or the next couple of chapters!

Spidey: Why are you cheering at that?

Sasuke: Cause when you write, I get hurt!

Spidey: Oh, well I'll have to fix that. -snaps fingers, and Sakura appears-

Sasuke: Oh shnap! -runs for his life-

Sakura: SAS-KAY-KUN! -chases him-

Spidey: By the way, I have found that I have a bad habbit of stealing jokes from Skullblade...but he's allowed to steal mine to. The person that tells me the amount of jokes i stole per chapter gets to have their user name appear in a cameo in the next chapter! Oh, and Skull is on my favorite authors list...and will probably be the one that figures it out. By the way, i went a whole chapter without stealing jokes from Skull today! I'm proud of myself. Please R&R!