Disclaimer: I own nothing, except for Kaetlin! yeah she's pretty cool. She's awesome. yeah...

Epov

There was a little man wearing green clothes standing on my bed, holding my engagment ring.

"Who are you?!?!?!" I asked the green man.

"I be a lepracon! And I have found me a pot of gold!!" he said in an Irish acent.

"Lepracons arn't real!" I said. "And that is not a pot of gold that is mine!" I yelled.

"No it is not. Ye be going crazy. This was givin to me by sparkly men and a young girl!" he said, jumping up and down on my bed. I groaned. What are my brothers up to?!?!

"That is my engament ring, it is not yours. The sparkly man and the girl lied to you," I said.

"Ye be wrong! This is my gold and this be my new home!" he yelled and jumped off the bed and ran out of the room. I groaned started to run after him. But as soon as I turned around I saw Selena.

"OMG was that a lepracon!!!" she said.

"Yes, and he has my ring and you are in my way," I said trying to get around her, but she held her arms out.

"Did you give him any food?" she asked.

"What?" I asked, growing impatiant.

"It's lunch time, he needs food," she said.

"No, I didn't give him any food," I said.

"Oh my gosh, he's gonna starve!!!!!!!!!" she yelled.

"No he's not, now if you could please move i-" I stomped talking when I heard a conversation down stairs.

"Umm... Who are you?" I heard my love ask.

"I be a lepracon running from a sexy man!" I heard the little man say.

"Is that Edwards engagment ring?" I heard Rosalie ask.

"It be mine now!!!" He yelled. Then I heard him run out the door.

"DON'T JUST STAND THERE, GET EDWARDS RING!!" I heard Bella yell. I heard all of them leave. I gently moved Selena to the side and ran after them.

Spov

Yes, they fell for it. The plan was going great. Soon the war would begin. Kaetlin and Jasper got the lepracon from another dimesion and gave him Edwards ring. Now they fell for the bait. I pulled out the little silver phone Emmet gave to me texted him 'they fell for it."

About 40 seconds later it vibrated , "I'm on my way," is what it said. And right on quew Emmet was at my side.

Jpov

We got word from Emmet and Selana that they took the bait.

"They will be here soon, get ready," I said to Kaetlin. She grabed a ballon and readied her self.

We were at the school. No one was here, one becasue it was summer and two, we locked all the doors and blocked off the parking lot. We were on the third floor and looking out the windows. We had at leaste 10,000 grape juice ballons that we were ready to throw.

I heard Emmet and Selena come in on the first floor and position there selves on the second floor.

"The gecco is almost here repeat, the gecco is almost here, over," Emmets voice said over the walkie talkie. The lepracon was the gecco.

"Good thing lepracons have super speed , over," I said.

"This is AWESOME!! Over," Selana said.

"OMJ over Kaetlin said into the walkie talkie.

I looked back out the window and saw the lepracon run in from the forrest on the side of the school. He was laughing like a bafoon. I ran in from the front doors and I heard him lock them. It wouldn't do much good aginst vampires though. He took his position on the third floor.

"They be 16.92 seconds away, over" he said over the walkie talkie. We left some grape juice ballons out in the parking lot so they could have a chance to fight back, cause it wouldn't be much of a war if the other side had no amo. We alos left one walkie talkie straped to a pole so we could talk to them in a dramatic way.

I saw Rosalie, Alice, Bella and Edward come into view. They all looked very angry, and suspicios when they saw us in the windows.

"What's going on? Give me back my ring!!" Edward yelled.

"Calm down Eddie," Kaetlin said into the walkie talkie. It came over on the other walkie talkie to, even though they could cleearly here her. Like I said, it's more dramatic.

He growled and knelt down into a crouch, ready to pounce up to the second floor and grab his ring.

"Wait! We leave this dimesion we want to have a grape juice balloon war with you guys. The prize is Edwards engament ring," Selena said. Edward growled.

"Sounds fun!" Alice said.

Edward groaned, "Fine." he said.

Emmets laugh came over the walkie talkie. "Then let the games begin," he said.

Okay, I know I probably spelled lepracon wrong but I don't care. And if there is anyone who doesn't know what it says then just sound it out. :D

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