How On EARTH Did This Happen!

by Egg Destroyer 9000

What happens when Iggy screws up a spell that not only messes with the Hetalia universe, but also the NARUTO universe? CRACK. Lots and lots of crack. Warning, Possom497, who helped me write it, inserts herself for a bit. NO CANONXOC. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this. Don't flame please. I WILL flame you back. Possom's bio is on my dA.

4. Chapter 4

How on EARTH Did This Happen?

Ch. 4

Things get screwy

Yamato: HELLO PEOPLE OF THE INTERWEBS. This chapter I'll ACTUALLY make it a crossover.

Kyuubi: *sarcastically* Oh goody, ANOTHER crossover.

Yamato: SILENCE or I'm locking you in the 4Kids! Fiery Pit of Hell/Plot Hole.

Kyuubi: So in the time you HAVEN'T been writing this story you started 2 dA Ask accounts, made a Tumblr, and grown considerably tired of Geometry, correct.

Yamato: Yup! I made 2 Ask accounts: Ask-Sverige (an Ask Sweden account) and Ask-2PSweden (self explanatory) and a Tumblr: Awesome-Hetalia-fan, and I REALLY hate Geometry. I have NO idea how I'm getting an A.

Possom: Here to annoy the fudge out of you again, Yamato! Don't you just love that warm feeling inside of you when I do these things?

Yamato: *raeg face* FFFFFFFFFFFFF

Possom: Sup? U mad?

Yamato: STOP INTERUPPTING MY DIALOUGE!

Possom: No. Now… IT IS A TRIALOUGE! BWAHAHAH! PLOT TWIST OF DOOM!

Yamato: HEY! That's my line! Stop stealing my lines! (BTW I own nothing.) ON WITH THE STORY.

Possom: Nah. You know how the Plot Hole world is a part of Hell?

Yamato: Yeah, so?

Possom: And you know that -warm- fuzzy feeling that happens when I do these things?

Yamato: T_T Screw you. ON WITH THE STORY AGAIN!

Possom: That would be boring! *Falcon kicks her deeper into Hell!* *She then looks to Kyuubi* So, how are you?

Kyuubi: *watching the madness* Why am I friends with you people again? I am fine.

Possom: 'Cause of all the leftover crack Yamato gives you after her fanfics.

Yamato: I'm back from Hell. GODAMMIT POSSOM! I DON'T smoke crack! Stop making it sound like I do! T_T*

Possom: Geez, you talk too much. On with the story!

STORY START LOCATION: HETALIA UNIVERSE

The world meeting was in chaos, and Germany was on the verge of losing his…her…their voice while Feliciano(a?) waived a white flag and cried.

"I DON'T CARE!" America boomed. "I LOVE THIS BODY! I LOOK HOT!"

"SECOND!" Denmark shouted

"THIRD!" Prussia yelled

"Why is my pipe a shovel?" Russia asked.

South Korea grinned. "You needed the pipe to compensate for something!"

He…she (?) laughed and then was promptly beat to a pulp with the shovel and thrown into the 4Kids! Plot hole of DOOM, joining Sasuke and Sakura who were by this time, very bored.

Mangary grinned at all the possibilities for yuri and then was smacked for being a pervert.

Belarus grinned creepily, "Have fun menstruating ladies."

The room fell silent.

"What?" Iceland asked. "You mean with these bodies we can get pregnant?!" Her voice was rising sharply, until it could only be heard by dolphins.

Somewhere, a dolphin cried.

"Yup." Belarus replied with a smirk.

"GODAMMIT ENGLAND!" The countries yelled.

SCENE CHANGE! A PLEASANT DAY IN KONOHA

Possom stood, leaning over Chibi-Kyuubi. His crimson eyes narrowed.

"'Sup Shorty! Long time no see!" She gave him a noogie with a creepy grin upon her face.

He glared at her. "Don't call me Shorty. By the way, I FINALLY found out who did this to Shukaku and I…some guy by the name of Arthur Kirkland."

Possom muttered to herself "I could have sworn it was…" She shrugged off the possibility of being sucked into 4Kids lan-Sorry, Hell. "Indeed it is!"

"What are you DOING here, Possom?"

"I'm annoying the scones out of you. I am, of course, referring to the taste of the said pastry with that…. If you know what I mean."

"What's a scone?"

"A piece of shit baked by an English baker." She glanced away, very indiscreetly muttering to herself: "Cough, Arthur Kirkland."

The narrator, on his/her well-deserved coffee break, looked up. "What, were you expecting something? They're doing fine, narrating on their own."

Suddenly Caramelldansen began to play through the air and everyone, other than Possom and Kyuubi, were forced to dance to it.

Ino's left eye twitched. "Aw, HELL NO, BITCH!"

Possom shrugged, going to sit down on a magically-appearing chair as Yamato's rage seeped into the room.

Who're you calling a Bitch, Whore?

"Yeah, you're fucked." Possom gave a mad smirk, gesturing for Kyuubi to sit next to her. Y'know, on the other magically appearing chair. It happens a lot in these universes.

*Yamato (the author) and Ino get into a fight resulting in Ino being Roundhouse kicked into the Plot Hole of DOOM. By Chuck Norris. Because I can.*

Kyuubi and Possom proceeded to have a pleasant chat about politics and murdering people. More so the second one.

"Well, it's been nice chatting with you Possom, but I need to find this Arthur Kirkland and have him change me back." He jumped off the chair (which magically disappeared) and opened up a random portal because he's the F-ing Kyuubi.

Possom looked after him. "Want help?" she asked in a creepy voice sounding like a possessed child.

He smiled in a Yandere way. "I would love some help, seeing as I'm the size of a 3 year old currently, nobody will take me seriously."

"So a teenage girl will instantly make it scarier. Cool. Got it. Though I guess the creepiness might help. Can always use force in the end, no?"

"Correct." He smirked.

Together they skipped into the portal singing "We're Off to See the Wizard" from the Wizard of Oz.