OOOOOOOOW! God, since when were Time Warps so VIOLENT?
He felt as if a Dalek had just rolled over his head!
Looking sideways, he saw a shiny red car coming down the road towards him.
The heat haze blurred it and he got the mild impression that maybe he should move...
THUMP!
The car ran over him.
He closed his eyes; now it felt like TWO daleks had ran over him and then beaten his noggin with a very angry Graske!
"Oh God!"
"What the hell, Tim!"
"Lets get outta here!"
"We can't just leave him! He could be dead!"
"C'mon Zoe, before the cops come or sumthin!"
The American voices just pounded on his head harder.
Their footsteps thumped away, and eventually he sat up.
His headache was lessening now, and he pulled himself up, using the red vehicle to steady himself.
Well, he thought, if THAT'S how they tried to kill me off they must be more stupid than I thought!
Dusting off his jacket and straightening his bowtie, he hopped onto the hood of the car and pulled his stetson over his eyes to block out the sun.
About an hour later, a bus turned up and two very familiar figures stepped out...
"Howdy."
They looked at him, Roranicus and Pond.
"It's the Ponds! Mr and Mrs Pond!"
He hugged them each in turn; it was bittersweet that he had them now but soon he'd never see them (or anyone for that matter) again.
A gunshot knocked his stetson from his head.
"Hello Sweetie."
"Now why do you ALWAYS do that?" he pulled River into a hug, lifting her off the ground.
She laughed lightly but he could tell she was surprised.
He looked around his friends, hating that today was the last time they would be together.
He knew why they had been brought here.
The ones who had held his daughter to ransom had planned this.
After all, they'd hate to have him die without a show, of course.
"Lots to explain. Lets go down this road. I'm sure there's a cafe somew-"
Three figures appeared out of thin air.
A woman in a white shirt and trousers.
A woman in a purple dress and fascinator.
A man in Centurian armour.
They were Amy, River and Rory.
But not the ones who had arrived by bus and- well, who the hell knew how River got here?
They were the ones he'd just left at Demons Run.
Before he could speak, the Demons Run Amy rushed to him and threw her arms around his neck.
"You've done this to me too many times." she muttered.
"What's going on? Why are you here?" he was bewildered.
"This is impossible. This is mad, and weird, and some other stuff..." Centurian Rory just kept talking while the Rory who had arrived first just gawked.
"How are you here? We've just seen you, back at Demons Run. We saw you appear and..." River stopped talking, looking hurt and sad and so, so scared.
"What are you on about?" the Doctor was now even more confused.
Demons Run Amy whispered in his ear.
"We saw you die."
WELL. Another craaaazy cliffhanger! Bet'cha hate me! Not as much as we hate Tim and Zoe, they just left the Doctor to die ;( So, I seem to have dug myself a very big hole as how the HECK any of this will make sense. But don't worry, I have the ideas, it's just I need to order them so SANE people can read them ;) Please R&R, thanks for your support!
Mrs Doctor Who 11 xx