I am an avid fan of Doctor Who, history and the idea of time travel. So here's a story of Lincoln travelling through time.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Loud House. All rights go to Nickelodeon.

Note: Bold italicised words from this chapter on will mean thoughts. The author decided it was a good idea to use it now.

P.S: There's a lot of humour here, please don't take this seriously. It's my take on something that had to be done.

As Lincoln woke up from his uneasy sleep, he saw the grey metal interior of the time machine as he got up and stretched his sore muscles he realised something, his leg had been injured the previous trip, now it looked as if he wasn't injured at all. Thank god Lisa had that idea. He explored around the machine finding rooms with beds, storage of various items, and soon he found a room where Lisa had stored provisions and a fridge full of food as well as utensils. Thank the heavens for this. At least he wouldn't starve to death.

As he took out the cereal and milk and poured it into a bowl, he then thought about his family, would they be worried sick? Nah. Probably they wouldn't notice him gone. Lincoln quickly ate his breakfast washed up his face and went to take a shower. Even in a time machine, cleanliness is a big thing. As he got dressed back in his clothes, he went to the console and pressed the random button. The coordinates marked out.

Australia

13th November 1932

As the time machine landed, he exited the time machine in a khaki uniform, aged back to 18. As the small monitor in his pocket buzzed. It told him where he was. The following words written on the monitor made Lincoln laugh.

Great Emu War. In this era in which many Australian veterans of World War One where given farmland and many settled in the outback, many emus came and ate their crops. Resulting in the army to call the machine gun corps. In which resulted in a lot of bullets wasted, a lot of emus still alive...

As he heard the sound of gunfire in the grass. "Emus. How did they even win..." He saw the men shooting at the emus as the birds fell or ran away. He saw only several falling... As he walked over to the machine gunners after they expended their bullets. "How many did you boys kill?" "47, Sir." "How many bullets you used then? "10 47 round magazine pans sir." "So 470 bullets for 47 emus.. 10 per bird... Quite resilient aren't they?" "Fast barstards.. Wish we had more. Then more meat for us." "But nonetheless well done boys! Carry those birds and bring them to the officer, I'll be back soon." Lincoln said before turning around, walking back to the time machine, sniggering all the way. "Seeing the Great Emu War. What a great way to have fun time traveling!" He thought before closing the door and remembering to the space time continuum.