Matt had a hard time getting Jeff alone so he could talk to him. It kind of felt like his younger brother was deliberately avoiding him. Finally, after much chasing, he finally got Jeff cornered in his hotel room. "What's going on with you today?" he asked. "You're acting all weird."

"No I'm not," Jeff denied. "You're the one who's weird Matt."

"Really? How am I being weird?"

"Uh….I don't know. I haven't thought of that part yet."

Matt chuckled. "You're such a ditz Jeff."

Jeff pouted. "No I'm not. You're just saying that because you're jealous."

"Of what?"

"My gorgeous body."

"Oh quit being vain Jeff," Matt said with a roll of his eyes. "It's annoying when you act like that."

Jeff ran his hands over his body. "It's not being vain when you look like this."

Matt rolled his eyes again. His little brother was such an idiot sometimes. "Jeff seriously, what is going on with you? You're glowing like you just got laid and you've been avoiding me like crazy. Did something happen last night that I should know about?"

"No," Jeff insisted. His left eye twitched just a little bit, so Matt could tell he was lying. The funny thing was that Jeff didn't even know that his eye twitched when he lied and Matt didn't plan on telling him. He didn't want to give up that advantage.

"You didn't fuck James, did you?" Matt asked immediately. He knew that James liked to bring people into bed with him and Mark and he wanted to make sure that didn't happen to Jeff. He had enough problems dealing with the fact that James was a crazy killer; he didn't need to add on the fact of that crazy killer touching his brother."

Jeff shook his head. "I did not fuck James last night." There was no eye twitch, so that part was true.

"Did you really spend the night with him and Mark?" Matt asked.

Jeff looked like he was starting to get pissed. "What is it with you? Why do you always treat me like this? I'm not a kid anymore!"

Matt took a step back because Jeff was actually yelling at him. "Okay, okay, calm down. I didn't mean it like that. I was just asking—"

"No, you were interrogating me," Jeff snapped. "You always act like I'm too stupid to exist without you."

"Jeff that's not fair—"

"Isn't it? I'm turning thirty two really soon and you act like I'm still twelve years old. Do you have any idea how annoying that is? Do you have any idea how frustrated I get because I feel like I have to be careful about what I do because it might set you off? It's not fair Matt! You are driving me crazy!"

Matt put his hands up defensively. He had obviously should have just left Jeff alone. "Forget I said anything," he said quickly. He didn't want to let the subject go, but this was obviously not the right time to keep pushing his luck. "Look, let's just go watch a movie or—"

"No thanks," Jeff said. He plopped down on his bed. "I'd rather be alone right now."

Matt sighed. He knew he had managed to screw up big time. "Fine, I'll go. But—"

"I'd stop right now if I were you Matt."

Matt turned around to see that James had let himself in. "How did you get in here?" he asked.

"Jeff gave me the extra key to his room," James replied. "Mark's in a meeting with Vince so I'm coming in here."

"You couldn't find Phil?" Jeff asked.

"He and Glenn took off while Hunter and Shawn distracted me. I'll get them later." He grinned. "With any luck, Mark and I will be coming back out on the road and I'll have all the time in the world to torment them."

Matt sighed. James out on the road with them was going to be pure insanity. He just left the room and then wandered the hallway aimlessly. Jeff was keeping a secret from him and he didn't like it. He needed to find out what it was. Maybe I should follow him tonight. I know he'll hate that but—

Hunter and Shawn came out of nowhere and grabbed him by the arms. "What the hell are you two doing?" he asked. He tried to get free from their grip but he couldn't. "Let go of me!"

"We can't," Hunter replied. "We've been ordered to take you and Evan out clubbing so that's what we're going to do."

Matt kept trying to get free but he kept failing. "I'll pay you a hundred bucks to let me go," he offered.

Shawn shook his head. "We're getting paid a thousand to keep you out of the way."

"And we have been threatened with a painful death if we don't," Hunter added.

Matt sighed. James had put them up to this. It was the only logical explanation. Fucking James wanted him out of the way and he had recruited poor Shawn and Hunter into doing his dirty work. Whatever is going on with Jeff, James knows about it, Matt thought to himself. That's probably why he's doing this. Fuck, now I'm really going to have a hell of a time figuring out what's going on with Jeff. Fucking James is a scarier guard dog than I am.

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Jeff looked at James in surprise after he heard what the psycho had done to insure that Matt would be gone for the night. "Are you sure that's a good idea? What if Hunter and Shawn lose him? He can be very hard to handle you know."

"Then I'll kill them," James replied.

Jeff whined. He liked Shawn and Hunter and he didn't want them to die.

James sighed. "Okay, okay, I won't kill them. I'll horribly maim them instead."

Jeff nodded. "That's better."

"For you maybe. For me it's like interrupted sex."

"Okay, I could have gone without that analogy."

"Oh you know you love it."

"Shut up James." Jeff stood up and kissed James on the cheek. "Can you not destroy my hotel room while I'm gone?"

"I make no promises," James replied.

Jeff sighed and glared at the older man.

"I'll try. Does that count?"

"I guess so." Jeff grabbed his keys and left the room. It was time to go find Adam and Randy and get fucked yet again. This was one pattern he could definitely keep forever and ever.

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It's short, I know, but I needed some filler here. I'll make it up to you all with plenty of hot, sweaty, Randy/Adam/Jeff action next chapter.