One Shocking Surprise: Temari Version

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: Warning this has a bunch of sexual innuendo in it. Enjoy!

Sakura Haruno was a kunoichi on a mission. She had gotten up early and had gone over the plan she had made last night over in her head. Today she was going to make Naruto Uzumaki hers. She had been denying her feelings for the rambunctious blond for a while now thinking she still had feelings for one Sasuke Uchiha. But those feelings have dwindled into nothing since Naruto's return from his three year training mission he had been on. Now every day since then she had denied herself what was right in front of her. But not anymore. No, she was ready to face the truth, her reality.

So she was going to make her way to Naruto's home this morning to confess her feelings. She knew he'd accepted them since he'd been smitten with her ever since their academy days. The plan was foolproof. After a couple minutes of self-talk to get herself fired up she made her way through the village to Naruto's apartment.

She knocked on the door softly only to get no answer. She knocked a bit harder her next round, but still no response. Now she was getting a bit irked, but held it at bay. She knocked again harder, but still no answer. It was several minutes of this and Sakura got fed up and started banging on the door. Luckily the door was reinforced so it wouldn't go down easily. That and Sakura hadn't infused chakra into her fists yet either.

"NARUTO OPEN THIS DOOR THIS INSTANT!" Sakura shouted.

She heard the sound of stomping feet and she ceased her pounding and waited patiently for the door to open. She was ready to lay into her soon to be boyfriend for leaving her outside to wait only for the words to leave her.

When the door opened there stood a blond, but it wasn't Naruto. This blond was slightly taller than her and was female. She had a bed sheet wrapped around her body with it tucked around her breasts. She looked very angry and annoyed at being here at the door. Her arms were folded across her chest just enhancing her cleavage.

"Do you have any idea what time it is?" the female blond growled.

Sakura blinked. She was dumbfounded. Who the hell was this girl and why was she in Naruto's apartment wearing only a sheet?

"Who are you and why are you in Naruto's apartment dressed like that?" the pink haired ninja asked with anger laced in her voice.

"Look pinky, you're the one banging on the door in the morning so I should be asking the questions here" the blond girl said angrily.

Sakura was about fire back a retort when a new voice entered.

"Who's at the door Temari?"

Sakura knew that voice. It was Naruto's. This girl here in front of her was Temari. What the heck was she doing on here? Wasn't Temari with Shikamaru? Why was she here and not with Shikamaru?

Soon Naruto appeared looking disheveled and was running a hand through his bed head hair as the other hand was rubbing his eyes. He was only wearing his boxers, which had foxes on them. He got to the doorway and blinked.

"Sakura, what are you doing here?" he asked confused.

"I, um, I was, I, uh" Sakura stuttered as she stared at Naruto's bare muscled chest.

"Just spit it out pinky, we were in the middle of something when you interrupted" Temari said rolling her eyes.

This jarred Sakura and her mind began firing. She took in their, um, wardrobe in and her eyes widen. No way. This had be some kind of joke, right? There's no way Naruto and Temari were in the middle of doing THAT.

"Look Sakura, um, could you come back later. Temari and I have some unfinished business to take care of?" Naruto asked rubbing the back of his head.

Sakura just sputtered in response as her mind tried to comprehend what was going on.

"Come on Naruto, the bed is calling and I am going to win this challenge" Temari said.

"In your dreams" Naruto snorted.

Temari sashayed her way back into the apartment and looked over her bare shoulder and gave Naruto a lustful look.

"You can the talk the talk, but can you walk the walk" she said tauntingly.

Naruto felt himself stir and grinned his foxy grin.

"I think you know I can walk the walk last night. I walked A LOT last night" he said with a bit of smugness in his voice.

Temari blushed brightly as she remembered last night vividly. But she wasn't one to give up. She then did her best to push her blush down and get a determine look on her face.

"Round two then, I was just getting warmed up before" she said stubbornly.

"Sure, whatever" Naruto said rolling his eyes.

Temari made her way back to Naruto's bedroom and Naruto turned to Sakura who was still standing there totally in shocked at the sexually flirtatious banter she had just witnessed.

"I'll see you later today Sakura, bye" Naruto said then slammed the door in Sakura's face.

Sakura just stood there like a statue trying her best to figure out all she had just seen. It was too much for her and she finally passed out not to be noticed til much, much later.

End

A/N: Thanks for reading and please review.