Natsu woke up to Happy sitting on his face. "Gah, Happy!" He said sitting up quickly and Happy fluttered up with his wings.
"Natsu, wake up someone is knocking at the door!" Natsu groaned and turned over face planting his pillow.
"I'll get the door then, hmpf!" Happy pouted.
Natsu was tired of the long walk home from his girlfriends after all... (yes, walk, no way would they get a bus) Happy thought as he walked towards the wooden door to his and Natsu's cottage.
"Ello'?" He said as he opened the door to find Charle.
"Happy!" She hissed, "You forgot about our... mission." She said coughing with a slight blush.
"Ah, yes! Sorry Charle!" He said taking his backpack and leaving Natsu a note telling him he would be away on a mission with, Charle, (the love of his feline life) they left and headed out.
Natsu opened his eyes probably a few hours later finally getting out of bed, he realised he had fallen asleep in his clothes so he stripped them off except his boxers ready for a shower.
He looked in the cupboard for a box of fire-pops cereal flakes. "Oh baby, yes." He said smirking at the lovely cereal that would satisfy his stomach this morning. He quickly looked around the house for Happy.
"Yo, Happy where are you?" He called when he couldn't find his little blue companion. "Guess he's at the gang's club." He muttered eating.
He got ready to leave after having a shower and sorting out a few things, and upon leaving seeing the note. "Oh, he's on a mission, without me!? How dare he!" Natsu said pouting like Happy had earlier. "Screw this, I'm going to the club either way!" He said slamming the door shut and walking down the street.
When Natsu entered he saw his girlfriend stood in the club in the corner looking around. He grinned as he sat down on a table, she noticed him and joined him.
"What brings you here?" He said already having his lunch being prepared as soon as he took one step into the establishment, he always ate the same thing so orders were up.
She smiled, "I thought..." She looked around sheepishly and gulped. "We could go back to your house?" Her face was so innocent but Natsu's eyes widened knowing what she was implying.
He opened his mouth to speak when a hand smacked down on the table between them.
"Who's going to whose house now?" Gray said looking at both of them overhearing the last sentence.
"Get lost Gray!" Natsu said standing up grabbing his collar... if he had one.
"Why did you strip, it's not even a proper fight yet, or were you looking for one purposely!?" Natsu said smirking at Gray who smiled back.
"Okay you caught me." He said back, his tone of voice egging on Natsu to begin.
"No, no fights!"
Both of the gang members turned to Natsu's girlfriend who was stood up whacking them both. "No!" She said angrily, but Natsu just fount it cute.
"So Cute!~" He screamed wrapping his arms around her while grabbing the plate off of Mirajane the barmaid and waitress at the club, and eating all of the food in one.
"Tch, next time flame-thrower!" Gray said leaving ruffling his black hair and throwing back on his clothes, to go start a fight with somebody else.
"Okay let's go now shall we?" Natsu said practically dragging his girlfriend out of the club to take her home and have some finally deserved release.
"I told you, all I did was make him clean my house!" Kai said protesting to his girlfriend.
"How come my best friend was so worried about you, and Natsu, and handcuffs!" She said to him angrily.
"As if I would do anything with that arsonist! He could have set my place on fire, you know what makes it worse, it could have been done by accident!" He groaned as they continued to aimlessly walk down the street to Natsu's house.
"I want you to sort it out with her, she got all freaked out about it to me on the phone, obviously she does trust you both, but she has these creepy gay thoughts..." She said shivering at the remembrance of her best-friends yaoi addiction and it went over the scale.
"Gay thoughts?" Kai said cleaning out his ear with his finger seeing if he actually heard that right.
"Yes, she literally ships anything yaoi!" His girlfriend said laughing a bit.
Kai smiled at his girlfriend, she was much cuter when she wasn't angry at him for maybe 'causing problems... or twenty. It wasn't his fault, sometimes he accidentally went to hard the night before y'know, not entirely his fault...
"I wonder if she ships me and Natsu." Kai said sort of thinking about the thought in a cringed yet curious way.
"She probably does!" She said trying to stop her laughter from becoming a big explosion in the middle of the street, people would turn around and whisper things.
"Knock knock!" Kai, and Natsu's girlfriend's best friend said entering the cottage stepping in casually like a fourth home.
Yes, fourth...
1st - Is her own house.
2nd - Is her best friend's (yeah friends before hoes, or something like that...)
3rd - Kai's home, which she often realised every time she went around the night wouldn't be over until Kai got out the handcuffs, anyway enough about that.
4th - Finally Natsu's was her fourth home.
"Anyone home?" She called through the house, noticing the bedroom door was closed she decided her and Kai should return later because, um, 'privacy is a privilege'.
"Where is she?" Kai asked wanting to make it straight with her that there was nothing going on between him and Natsu...
"Um. t-there um, in the bedroom." She said quietly trying to tell him.
"Okay!" He said marching to the door and literally kicking it down.
"Kai!" His girlfriend screamed.
"So, as you can see, I hate him." Kai said smugly glancing at Natsu who was glaring at him non-stop since he interrupted him and his girlfriend's movie night.
Kai coughed, "I'm sorry but when I said release..." He said laughing. "Movie night!? Haha! My sides!" He said bubbly laughing in his chair.
"Kai!" His girlfriend and Natsu said in unison clenching their fists.
"So, you're not going to handcuff him right?" Natsu's girlfriend said gooey eyed at Kai in sadness.
"W-What?" He asked looking at her confused. "I mean... You won't do anything to him right?" She said more composed as Natsu's girlfriend rather than a Natsu x Kai fan-girl.
Kai smiled, "Don't worry." He said smiling.
"Well now that that's sorted-" Kai's girlfriend started when Natsu suddenly jerked up standing up in front of Kai.
"You can try and arrest me policeman, but you'll never get me under your grasp!" Natsu said smirking at Kai because he fully understood what they were on about this time.
Kai's eyes widened and he felt his face heat up at Natsu's look, and the heat wasn't from his inner demon side or the fire-head in front of him, it was from...
What?
"Natsu! I'm back~" Happy called strolling in smugly.
"Happy welcome back!" Natsu's girlfriend said.
"Oh, I didn't realise we had guests, I would have brought back more fish!" He said throwing ten fish onto the floor.
"That's more than enough you little cutie!" Kai's girlfriend said grabbing Happy and stroking him.
"Who's the cat?" Kai asked standing up trying to get over his shock just now.
"What!?" Everyone said turning to him.