Because the Swede's sexuality no longer matters. Though it may matter to Finland.


Upon waking up, (Name) was met by the intense gaze of her Swedish lover, though instead of freaking out like a certain Finnish man, (Name) simply smiled and kissed her beloved Swede.

"God morgon," she cooed.

Sweden affectionately pulled her body to his. "God morgon, min fru," he replied.

(Name) smiled sweetly and cuddled close to the blonde. "See? Being with a woman isn't so bad," she said.

The Swede only nodded, too embarrassed to say anything.

"Though, I can see why you like Finland. He's got a nice face," she teased lightly.

"He's a good person," Sweden replied.

The two shared a comfortable silence, though (Name) had some thoughts racing through her head. Being the observant man he was, Sweden took notice.

"What're you thinking about?" He inquired.

"I was just wondering that if you like Finland and I, then does that mean you're bisexual?" She asked.

Sweden was quiet, thinking deeply about his beloved's question. "I'm only attracted to you and Finland," he answered.

"So you're pansexual…?" She asked again, though she was unsure if she was using the correct term or not.

The blonde Swede shook his head. "My sexuality is of no concern, only that I love you and Finland, fru."

(Name) began to blush deeply, though she was happy with her Swede's conviction.

"Love you, min man."

"Jag älskar dig också, min fru."

"Should we ask m'wife to join us?"

"Hey Finland!"

"Ei!"


-Translations-
[Swedish] God morgon: Good morning
[Swedish] Min fru: My wife
[Swedish] Min man: My husband
[Swedish] Jag älskar dig också: I love you too
[Finnish] Ei: No