Me: Welcome to our very first Special Chapter! Happy's Christmas!

Happy: AYE!

Ultear: Bah! Humbug!

Lucy: YAY! Presents! *dances around the room*

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Me: Oh, I almost forgot! Can somebody do the disclaimer please?

Sting, Ultear: Bah! Humbug!

Grey: Our dumb, sappy authorr does not own Fairy Tail or any of it's characters.

Me: *in Mushroom Corner* Just one normal disclaimer. Just ONE?! *stares at sky pleadingly*

Erza, Lucy: And now, onto the Special!

Natsu: I'm all fired up!

Everyone: IT'S NOT YOUR SPECIAL!

Please note, that this is a special chapter, and it is not a continuation off the main plot line, nor will it be continued in future chapters. (think of it as a one-shot)
Also, please remember that this entire chapter will be written in Happy's point of veiw :)

I flew around Magnolia, staring at all the christmas lights hanging around the town. Below me, a small stall selling magic foods caught my eye. I drooled at the free samples.

"Excuse me, can I please try one of the samples?" I said as politely as I could, while not taking my eyes away from the food.

"Sure," the elderly woman replied gently. "Which one would you like to try?" she gestured to the mountains of types.

"That one!" I pointed to a fish shaped one. The woman chuckled, and I could have sworn she muttered 'You fool' under her breath. I swallowed it in one gulp, and headed off on my way.

After a little while, I began to feel strange. An uncomfortable, tingly feeling arose in my stomach. I fainted.

When I woke up, it seemed little to no time had passed. When I stood up, I decided to go to Lucy's house, as she always had a treat for me. I walked up to her door, and raised a ginger paw to knock. Wait, ginger?!

I ran to the water and stared at my reflection. An ordinary cat stared back at me. When I tried to speak, I made a 'meow' sound. If I wasn't me, I wouldn't recognise myself. 'This could be fun.'

I scratched at Lucy's door, and when she opened it, hearts immediately replaced her eyes.

"Oh! What a cute kitty!" she scooped me up in her arms and took me inside.

"Meow." I purred when she stroked me.

"Hey, kitty, would you like something yummy to eat?"

"Meow."

"I'll take that as a yes!" she walked into the kitchen, and emerged with a fish just for me. "You know, my best friend has a cat who loves fish too. But he's not just any cat, he can fly and talk!" she grinned as I devoured my fish.

"My best friend is a fire dragon slayer! He's a huge goofball, but he's also crazy powerful! He's really dense at times, especially about love and all that, but it's a lovable denseness, you know?"

"Meow." I shot her a look.

"What are you talking about? Of course I don't like him! Who would like that dense idiot?!" she yelled suddenly, turning a painful shade of red. I could barely contain my laughter. I purred and rubbed against her legs, before climbing out the window and across the roof.

'Now to my next victim… this could be fun…'

I scratched at Grey's door, meowing loudly. When he opened it, he looked at me, looked around, and instantly turned into a different person. "Look at this cute kitty! Who's a cute kitty? You are! Yes you are!" he cooed, his eyes turning into hearts.

I couldn't believe it. Grey Fullbuster, the cold-as-ice ice-make mage, a softy?! There's no way. I tested it, by purring loudly, and he practically melted. He squeezed me so tight I couldn't breathe. I meowed plaintively, and when he finally put me down, I rubbed against his legs. He disappeared into his room, and came out with a needle, some thread and some fabric. "Now, just stay still…" his eyes glinted as he lunged for me.

"MEOW!"

When he was FINALLY done, I was in a pink, frilly dress, with a HUGE ribbon on my tail and a bonnet on my head. A vein popped out on my head. I purred, rubbed against his leg, and ran like hell out of there! "Wait, kitty! I haven't finished your summer outfit yet!" he yelled after me.

Once I was out of sight, I wasted no time ridding myself of the torture contraption he had made. 'He must have known it was me, and this was his idea of divine punishment.' I thought to myself, as I headed to my next stop.

I scratched on the Titania's door. When she finally opened it, she was wearing her usual breast-plate armour and blue skirt. The minute she saw me, she grabbed me and banged my head on her armour. The world shook. 'What the hell is this thing made of?'

"Meow." I decided to just go with it. I purred and rubbed against her. She blushed. I grinned evilly internally. I rubbed harder. Steam poured out her ears, and the great Titania fainted. I rolled my eyes, and moved on. 'Disappointingly fast visit…'

I walked over to Laxus' house. When I scratched on the door, an incredibly grumpy voice yelled. "If its choir singers, get lost!" I tried again, adding a plaintiff mew. He swung the door open.

"I said get…" he cut off as soon as he saw me. "C…c…cu…cute!" his expression was much like Erza, so I decided to test another theory. I doubled my 'cuteness' level and purred as loudly as I could, rubbing against his cheek. He freaked. And shot me with lighting. I jumped away, watching him stand there in some kind of daze. When a bolt of lightning almost struck me (again) I ran away.

It finally occurred to me that I missed one person. I decided to go there next.

I scratched on Natsu's front door. When he finally opened it, his hair sticking everywhere, as usual, I purred loudly. "Kitty!" he squealed. He grabbed me and practically choked the life out of me. I could have gotten a softer hug from a python! He hauled me inside, and when I saw the mess, I practically fainted. I couldn't even see the ground. "Excuse the mess, my best friend is yet to get her hands on my house. Seriously, I saw her clean up the whole guild in under an hour! And when Laxus spilt his drink on her clean floor, well, let's just say it was the first time ANYONE had EVER seen him tremble in fear!" Natsu laughed. But then he shivered.

"If she saw this mess, she'd kill me!" he trembled in fear. I trembled too, thinking what 'Demon Lucy' would do to me if she knew the cat that had visited her, was me. "My best friends name is Lucy. She's really cool, but she's pretty slow when it comes to running. I think it's her chest, it seems really heavy. Then again, I've had to carry her, and she's really heavy!" I could barely hold in my laughter.

"Hey! We should go to the guild, and you can meet everybody!" he scooped me up and ran to the guild.

'Oh, no… this isn't going to end well…'

He threw the guild doors open, and ran to a table which conveniently seated EVERYONE. Even Laxus! "Hey, guys! Check out this cat! I found it outside my house!" he showed me to everyone, and recognition flickered in their eyes.

"Speaking of, where is your house?" Lucy asked, her eyes glinting dangerously.

"House? Did I say house? I meant forest. Yeah! I was walking in the forest and found him. Hehehe…" he laughed nervously, trembling at the look in her eyes.

"That's the same cat that visited me earlier." Erza stated.

"Same here…" Grey said.

"Same…" Lucy and Laxus said in unison. While they tried to discover what was going on, a sound distracted them.

POOF!

Before them, in the mysterious cat's place, stood a blue exceed. "Aye, sir?" he asked hesitantly. They all stared at him with a demonic aura emanating. Lucy's being the most terrifying.

"HAPPY!"

Me: TADA! Thank you all for reading Happy's Christmas! *smiles brightly*

Ultear: Bah! Humbug! *scowls*

Lucy: It was great! You did so well! *hugs me*

Me: I know!

Erza: There wasn't enough cake in it...

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Me: Okay, guys! Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a...

Everyone: Merry Christmas!

Ultear: Bah! Humbug!

Natsu: *just walked in* A christmas party just for me? Awww! Thanks, you guys!

Everyone: IT'S STILL NOT YOUR SPECIAL!