This chapter is nothing more then a huge battle scene...
Thousands of Persians where shown running with all the weopions over their heads.
Leonardis stood over infront of his Spartan forces.
"This is were we hold them! This is we're we fight! This! Is were THEY die!" Leonardis cried dramatically.
"ARM THESE SHIELDS BOYS!" Artimis cried. "HOWHOA!" Everyone cried.
"Remember this day men, for it shall be yours for all time!" Leonardis cried to his men.
A Persian leader cried for the Spartans to lower their weapions.
But the Spartans responded by thoughing a spear though him, instantly killing him.
Enrarged, thousands of Persian soldiers started running up to the Spartans.
The Spartans held up their shields and eventually the Persians crashed into them.
The Spartans tightly held them down, and at one point the Captain got one of the Persian's spears to intensely scrape his arm, angered the Captain killed the one particaler Persian that scrapted him.
Finally after a long while the Spartans threw back their shields, knocking over most of the Persian soldiers, giving them many easy kills, by stabbing spears into them, while they where trying to get up.
The Spartan soldiers and Persian soldiers both started running towards each other, dramatically.
Suddenly Leonardis heard a rumble from his pocket. "WWWAAAAAITTT!" he cried. Stopping both units, as both sides lowered there weapions from above their heads, and stopped their angry faces for the moment.
"I'm sorry, but I need to read this text" Leonardis said, conveniently taking out a cellphone.
"Are you serious?" Stalio said annoyedly.
"I have so many online friends, I can't help it!" Leonardis cried.
He then started reading the message. "Haha... That deserves a, lol" Leonardis said, responding to the text, then putting his phone away.
"Hold on, I need to take my pills" said one of the Persian soldiers, as he took out his weekly pill orgonizer, and sallowed his small pill.
"Anyone have any water?" The Persian asked, nobody in particaler.
"Here take some of mine" Astinion said, tossing him a water bottle.
"Thanks" the Persian said before drinking from it.
"Nice weature where having" Captain said.
"Very" Leonardis replied.
Awkward silence.
Suddenly the two units went back to angrily charging at each other, and the fight containued.
The powerful units containued, heavily fighting each other.
Though the sound effects, made them sound more like angry little children yelling at each other, in high toned voices.
The Captain smashed a frying pan against a Persian's head, killing him.
Stalio and a Persian soldier where having one of those steriotyped girl fights.
Astinion took out a random chainsaw and ripped though many of the Persians.
One Persian soldier was shown laying in a fetal possion, and shaking intensely.
A Spartan soldier stabbed his spear though a Persian soldier.
Leonardis backpunched a Persian that tried sneaking up on him.
"Time for pointless, slow motion, movements!" Leonardis cried out to his men.
"HAWHOO!" All the other Spartans chanted several times.
And with that Leonardis took out his sword, and all his kills happened in dramatic, slow motion.
His first kill was stabbed across the chest.
Second stabbed though the back and out the chest.
Third had his leg cut off as he took a intense blow.
Forth had Leonardis throw the phone had at the Persians face, seeming to kill as him simply as that.
Fifth was punched down, and with intense speed Leonardis finished him by stabbing his sword towards the ground.
Leonardis pulled his sword out of the Persian corps. And he and his men sees there's is only a hand full of Persians left at this point, witch the Spartans manage to toss down a huge cliff, killing all of them.
"Hell of a good start" Captain commented.
"Agreed" Leonardis said, catching his breath.
Suddenly a horn was heard, reminding Leonardis and his soldiers, the partical fight there wasn't even HALF of the amount still against them. Witch where ten or twentie times as much.
Suddenly the sky started darkening with thousands of arrows, (one of my favorite moments of the film)..
"COCKTAILS!" Leonardis cried, and all the Spartans held their shields over their heads as they started getting rained on by thousands and thousands of arrows.
Several of them laughed about the eariler statement 'fight in the shade'.. I never get it myself, but that's just me.
Eventually it stopped, one lone arrow stabbed into a Spartan soldier's kneecap.
"Oh my God! Arrow to the knee, it actually happened! It's SO much less funny when it actually happens!" The Spartan cried in pain.
A bunch of the others managed to take the arrow out of the Spartan, and he managed to get himself back up.
All the Persians started riding horses towards the Spartans.
"Today, no Spartan dies" Leonardis said to his men.
As the Persians got closer all the Spartans started throwing fruits at them, knocking the Persians off horses and the fallen Persian died when all other horses ran ontop of him.
When the Persians got wait up to them, the Spartans started intensely killing them.
We did what we enjoy to do. What we were trained to do. What we bread to do. What we were computer animated to do. What we green screened to do. What we were chosen to do. What we dressed up to do. What we were filmed to do. what we were BORN to do.. No prisoners.. No mercy.. A good start.
End of chapter.
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