Yoshi: "Can I come in?"
Mario: "Yes! Hypnotize him!"
Bowser: "How the hell did you get my watch?"
Yoshi: "You are getting very sleepy."
Bowser: "What the hell are you…? (sleeps)
Yoshi: "When I snap my fingers you will awake and do whatever Mario and Luigi tell you to do."
Yoshi: (snaps)
Bowser: (wakes up) "What is your bidding masters?"
Mario: "Un-hypnotize Peach."
Bowser: "Yes master."
(Bowser un-hypnotizes Peach)
Peach: "Where am I? What happened?"
Mario: "Don't worry about it. It's all good now."
(Police barges in the castle)
Police: "There he is! There's the guy who robbed the jewelry store!"
Mario: "Wait, what?"
(Police carries Mario out of the castle and takes him to prison)
Luigi: "Bowser, go to the jail and bail Mario out."
Bowser: "Yes, master."
Peach: "Did you hypnotize Bowser?"
Luigi: "He hypnotized us!"
Peach: "He did?"
Luigi: "Of course. Why else would Mario get hauled out to prison for robbing a jewelry store?"
Peach: "Good point."
Yoshi: "What should we do with him?"
Peach: "We can't leave him hypnotized forever. That would be cruel."
(Bowser comes back from prison with Mario in his hands and his wallet empty)
Luigi: "So you bailed him out?"
Bowser: "Yes master."
Peach: "Should we send him to jail?"
Mario: "I got a better idea."
Peach: "What?"
Mario: "Bowser, confess to ALL the crimes you've committed and throw yourself in jail."
Bowser: "Yes, master."
Peach: "He's gonna be in jail for A LONG time."
Luigi: "What should we do with the watch?"
Yoshi: "I'll keep it."
Mario: "That turned out better than I hoped."