Title: NON-EXISTENT

Summary: Allen, Kanda, Lavi and Tyki were mysteriously sent to the modern world. They learn the painful truth, and for once, they lived another life like a new chance for them.

Warning: Mentions of fanfictions, doujinshis. fanservice and attempted humor.

A/N: Ahh so many ideas to write down, getting jeopardized...damn my day was definitely on my crazy memories list. Anyways, enjoy~

Allen could only watch the two girls clean up the whole house. The size was definitely average. Easy to move around, yet the things that were there seemed to take up so much space. When he looked back at the Lavi, he was already focused at the moving drawings(?)...the movie(?) as 'Kaze' had called it.

/Sid: [about the baby] I bet he's hungry.
Manny: How 'bout some milk?
Sid: Ooh, I'd love some!
Diego: Not you. The baby.
Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal.
Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off, aren't you...
Manny: [in a shout that echoes] ENOUGH!/

The Noah wasn't exactly in the mood to think about the girl's current dilemma or the movie even. He didn't show it, but he wanted answers. How they got in the place, why and wait- is the redhead exorcist watching the movie?!

"I've never seen those kinds of animals before. Elephants don't have short ears, tigers don't have very long canines and sloths don't even look like that!" Lavi protested.

"Of course you don't! Those animals were long extinct even before you guys existed!" "Kaze' said as she mopped the floor aggressively. She was in real haste while Erin was just finished washing the dishes. She was too calm for her own good.

"?!"

"It's true. If you look it up on Wikipedia, you'll find it there. They existed thousands of years ago. And the sloth was an exaggerated version."

"Wikipedia?" Lavi was clueless.

"Ugh...I didn't knew it would be this hard meeting anime characters..."

"Anime what?" Kanda was the same.

It was when the door slid open again, this time revealing two adults that has the same features like 'Kaze'.

"I take it they're your parents, hm?" Tyki asked.

"Diane, anong nangyayari dito?*" 'Kaze' froze as she heard her real name. She laughed nervously as she approached them.

"Uhh, they're my friends from...another countries! T-They planned a surprise visit for me...hehehe..."

The middle aged man raised his eyebrow in suspicion. "Ba't sila naka costume?**"

"Pa, surprise visit nga eh. Alam mo na, para bongga.***"

His serious face changed into one with sincere smile. "Oh, okay...but for how long are you staying here?" He asked them.

None of them can respond. All of them knows that they still do not know how the things go in this world.

"Pa! Wag mo naman sila i-interrogate nang ganyan! Alam mo bang nanakawan sila ng bagahe sa airport kanina? Kamuntikan na nga makuha yung pera.***" Diane lied.

"Ano? Ang malas naman ng mga kaibigan mo. Ang yaman ng hitsura oh!*****" Her mom chided.

"Ma! Porket foreigner mayaman agad? Di ba pwedeng basta napakagwapo muna?******"

Meanwhile, Erin was playing with Kanda's hair.

"Look Kaze, I have mustache!" She called as she placed formed the ends as a mustache.

The raven haired samurai just had to keep all his frustrations in as it would not bode well for all of them.

Poor Kanda.

There's also a big problem for him.

Apparently, Soba is hard to find in the Philippines.

A/N: And there you go folks~ Am I too harsh? O3O And Kaze lied big time~ XDD

Translation time~

* = Diane, what is happening here?
** = Why are they wearing costumes?
*** = Pa, it is a surprise visit. You know, epicness.
**** = Pa! Don't interrogate them like that! Didn't you know that their baggage was stolen at the airport earlier? Good thing the money wasn't taken away.

***** = What? Your friends have a terrible luck. They look like rich people!

****** = Ma! Is that our instinct; foreigner = rich? Can't it be just freakishly handsome?

I feel so...alive. 8D Cail, over and out~!