(at the pub, bu driver is unhappy again) (retarded season 1 fanboy)
Bus driver said Could you give me the choices now, I haven't got all day
Tyranitar said You seem to have all day to whine
Gyarados said Offer him some wine
Bus driver said I could make better jokes with my hands tied
Excadrill said Yeah, with liquoriche
Bus driver said Your only purpose in the plot is calling people fat
Aegislash said Your only purpose in the dark path is
Bus driver said To be thrown in the void?
Gyarados said You're at home already
Garchomp said Yarharhar, the innocent pub is the only home I know
Gayrados said YEAH
Bus driver said I'd rather be on the streets than live here
Gyarados said Do you want to be bared
Salamence said BAR HIM
Gyarados said Be fair, he is a hungry customer
Bus driver said Why aren't you serving any drinks
Gyarados said I'm hanging up a moose head
Conkeldurr said I think it looks sexy
Gyarados said Off course :D
Tyranitar said I'm the best at serving drinks
Aegislash said More like your the breast
Excadrill said Yeah, manboobs
Laugh now
Head 1 said I don't have manboobs
Head 2 said I saw you with a bra yesterday
Hydreigon said Shh, you're not supposed to reveal that I cross dress
Bus driver said I'll have a scally wag visitor, now will you stop trying to make it a real brand?
Gyarados said There's a fire drill tomorrow
Excadrill said Do you want supersize or Tyranitar's willy size
Laugh now
Garchomp said Yarharhar, I have a big beefer
Bus driver said This show is clearly for children so stop making these edgy joke
Gyarados said I'M A KID AT HEART
Aegislash said You have a heart of stone
Gyarados said SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO do u
Garchomp said YOHOHO, I'm a gentle giant
Salamence said I saw you roughing up one of the customers yesterday
Garchomp said They didn't want to be part of the pirate crew
Excadrill said Tyranitar's the only member
Tyranitar said No I'm not
Bus driver said Garchomp is a pirate blackface
Head 1 said I bet the bus driver has a pizza face
Head 2 said I saw you eating pizza yestaday
Head 1 said I'M ON AN ALL VEG DIET
Bus driver said All veg diet isn't funny
Cobalion said I think its funny and we're reowned comedians
Bus driver said All you tell is the same knock knock jokes
Gyarados said Will you do the honors Cobalion?
*The muskateers beat up the bus driver*
Everyone said HOORAYY
Garchomp said Yarharhar, let's play pirates of the carribeno cards
Salamence said YOU STILL HAVE WORK TO DO
Tyranitar said Bossy boots
Gyarados said Big manboobs
Laugh now
Excadrill said I can't believe this
Gyarados said I can't believe how young I am
Salamence said Yeah
Tyranitar said What's up lil bud
Excadrill said My names not little bud
Garchomp said Yarharhar, wee small fry
Excadrill said My name's not little bud
*hits Excadrill*
Conkeldurr said YES IT IS
*hits Excadrill*
Gyarados said YEAH
*hits Excadrill*
Aegislash said SHUT UP AND TELL US THE SECRET OF HIDDEN TRUTHS
Excadrill said Arabian stereotypes have booked for tomorrow
Tyranitar said Do they do crisps?
Aegislash said I want some hot pussy
Gyarados said No matter what the customer, we give them a warm innocent pub welcome
Tyranitar, Gyarados, Garchomp and Conkeldurr said YEAH! *fart in unison at a customers face*
Excadrill said Hahaha, that was really funnay
(syvil salamence is in da naggy mood)
Salamence said Hey Gyarados
Gyarados said What is it madeer?
Salamence said Have you finished the moosehead
Gyarados said Not yet?
Garchomp said Yohoho. You need to hurry up
Gyarados said Shut up Garchomp
*throws moosehead at Garchomp*
Head1 said It's mossy the moose
Head2 said It's Garchomp with a moose head
Head1 said You're as dumb as a moose
Head2 said You're dumber than Conkeldurr
Salamence said Be nice to pub veteran
Gyarados said Yeah, Conkeldurr is a wise sage
Conkeldurr said A MOOSE HAS COME INTO THE PUB
Garchomp said Yarharhar, its granny
Conkeldurr said You called me grannie, give your grannie a kiss
Garchomp said Yohoho. I want a kiss from granny
Tyranitar said Gros
Gyarados said Your just jelly on da plate as you've never been kissed before
Laugh now
Excadrill said Glass of water for Conkeldurr?
Aegislash said Conkeldurr doesn't deserve a glass of my own wee wee
Gyarados said Why are u so serious?
Aegislash said Why are you a feebled pubrunna
Tyranitar said Oi, Gyarados provides with high quality supper every night
Excadrill said But we had to lose our millions for this
Gyarados said I sore your mansion get demolished today. BOOM, LIKE YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING LAID
Tyranitar said I've had sex
Gyarados said Yeah, with a fatdonalds balloon
Excadrill said Tyranitar's had sex
Tyranitar said See, Excadrill knows
Aegislash said IT WAS WITH THAT FEEBLED DOLL
Laugh now
Medicham said Er hem
Gyarados said GO AWAY
Salamence said It's the arabs!
Garchomp said Yohoho. Its captain pudding
Gyarados said INDEED
Conkeldurr said The moose knows some clever jokes
Gyarados said I'm funnier and younger
Head1 said Gyarados sure likes being young
Head2 said I'm young
Head1 said No your not
Head2 said Yes I am
Medicham said We hav come here for a night at the inn
Gyarados said Off course, Hydreigon, take the cases to room 69
Excadrill said Would you like some third rate beer?
Gyarados said I believe he meant the best beer in tallkey
Medicham said I rather fancy a third rate beer, one for everyone
*Other Medichams nod their heads*
Tyranitar said Ben will come in a minute
Aegislash said ITS BILL YOU FOOL. YOU CAN'T EVEN GET BREATHING RIGHT
Gyarados said We demand the money now!
Salamence said I want monayyyyyyyy
Medicham said I believe this should cover it
Excadrill said We asked for 10 awesomepokepounds, not a Deerling
Deerling said PUPPY POWER
*runs off*
Medicham said A deerling is a sacred treasure in our homeland
Aegislash said Your next stop is the void
Tyranitar said be nice to the customers
Gyarados said We always said we'll meet their needs no matter what, now give us the money or i'll stab you
Medicham said We don't agree to violence
Garchomp said Yarharhar, pirate enemy sword fight, draw yer swords
Medicham said Shut up
*hits Garchomp*
Conkeldurr said THE MOOSE WAS ACTUALLY GARCHOMP?!
Ugly face
Excadrill said Glass of scallywag for Conkeldurr
Tyranitar said Glass of water for Conkeldurr coming up
Salamence said I WANT MONAY
Medicham said I see that this beer is far to valuable in comparison to a deerling
Aegislash said I WANT SEX
Medicham said As a payment, here is one of my wives
*A jynx performs a lap dance for the group*
Excadrill said HAHAHA, THAT WAS REALLY FUNNAY
Tyranitar said I can't wait for the awesomepokemonsitcom movie
Gyarados said I don't care that people can just read this for free, they'll still eat it up
Excadrill said Unlike your sandwhiches
Gyarados said Cooking is the only thing I'm bad at
Aegislash said Your not good at having a wash
Tyranitar said Oi Garchomp's smellier
Garchomp said yohoho, i didn't see the lap dance
*A jynx performs a lap dance for the group again*
Garchomp said ARE THOSE MELONS REAL?
Tyranitar said I think the wife is a..
Salamence said NO! YOU PAY MONEY FOR THE BEERZ, NOT WITH SEX
Excadrill said But Tyranitar and Aegislash need sex
Gyarados said So do you
Excadrill said can we just have sum yummy money
Medicham said YUMMY MONEY?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING EARLIER
Excadrill said Its a briefcase
Tyranitar said Well over a million is in that case
Excadrill and Aegislash said WELL OVER A MILLION
Gyarados said NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
Salamence said We can't take all of it as it means that you'll have more monayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Medicham said You're being ungrateful with what you are given?
Gyarados said WE WANT £5 AND NOTHING MORE
*slams tail on the fire alarm*
Conkeldurr said FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Head1 said BURN BABY BURN
Head2 said SHUT UP AND RUN AWAY
Gyarados said POOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIIIIIIIICE
Salamence said HIDE IN THE BARREL
Gyarados said THE FIRE WILL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE
*hide in the barrel*
Garchomp said ABANDON SHIP
*jumps out of the window*
Aegislash said I'M GOING TO RUN AWAY
*Tyranitar and Excadrill are robbing da case*
Tyranitar said Some for them
Excadrill said All for us
Tyranitar said Some for them
Excadrill said All for us
Medicham said A word with the two of you
Tyranitar said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(tyranitar and excadriil get friendly beating up) (meanwhile gyarados is innocenrlty lamenting on da fact the fire drill diddn;t go weel)
Gyarados said Right. It is clear to me
Garchomp said That your the capn
Salamence said Shut up you can opener
Tyranitar said Yeah, your just jelly on da plate because Gyarados is better than you
Conkeldurr said Garchomp's higher in the crew you windbreaka
Excadrill said Being part of the kindle krew is nothing to be proud of
Gyarados said Do you want to live on the streets
Aegislash said Do the streets do shadow juice
Gyarados said NO
Aegislash said I DON'T WANT TO GO ON THE STREETS
Head1 said Neither do i
Head2 said I saw you asking for change today
Head1 said I saw you in the evil pub
Gyarados said WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Hydreigon said Innocent pub properganda
Gyarados said Beer on da cheep
Tyranitar said The innocent pub rox
Salamence said NO MONEY FOR U
Aegislash said Shut up and tell us the secret of hidden tooths
Excadrill said You mean like Garchomp's fish flavoured toothpaste
Garchomp said Yohoho. I sailed the seas for fish
Tyranitar said That means your da fishamen
Salamence said Shut up peasant
Gyarados said Its clear to me that we need more practise with the fire drill
Salamence said YOU LOT ARE SHIT WITH IT
Tyranitar said You were the one hiding in the barrel
Salamence said YOU WERE THE ONE ROBBING THE MONAYYYYYYYYYY
Aegislash said Fool, I hid in the inn
Salamence said YOU WOULD GET BURNT IN A REEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAL FIRE
Conkeldurr said I want the day off
Aegislash said Shot up
Excadrill said The pub doesn't have even have a fire escape
Head1 said ESCAPE FROM PRISON
Head2 said ESCAPE FROM JAIL
Gyarados said pwison
Aegislash said Gyarados doesn't have any friends, only tinmates in jail.
Gyarados said jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjail
Garchomp said NOT THE DUNGEONS!
Tyranitar said Why does the pub not have a fire escape?
Garchomp said YOHOLHOL, We have to do hearty dance
Excadrill said In order to leave?
Aegislash said Even in a fire?
Gyarados said Yes. If you don't. You're not a member of the kindlee crew and you deserve to burn alive
Tyranitar said I DON'T WANT TO BURN ALIVE
Aegislash said You can drown alive if you like
Tyranitar said I DON'T WANT TO DIE
Garchomp said Yarharhar, dying isn't that bad
Gyarados said The world will be free from the stench
Salamence said NEYNEYNAYYYYYYYY I USE PERFUME EVERYDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYA
Excadrill said The hearty dance is the dumbest idea eva
Aegislash said IF I WAS RUNNING THE PUB. THE VOID HAS A SPECIAL PLACE FOR GYARADOS, SALAMENCE AND GARCHOMP
Gyarados said GO ON THEN
Salamence said Hahaha, Aegislash has no money to run the pub
Tyranitar said Oi, we'll get the millions back
Excadrill said No we won't, we'll be stuck here forever
Tyranitar gives a sad O
Gyarados said We have to practise the procedure we need to perform once the alarm goes off
Aegislash said I want to do it tomorrow
Gyarados said Nope. We're practising after the hungry customers have cleared off
Tyranitar said Can we has supersize scallywag
Salamence said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tyranitar said Poo
Garchomp said Yarharhar, you just want to be lazy
Tyranitar said I'm tired
Garchomp said Yarharhar, you just want to be lazy
Excadrill said I have to eat fruit and veg
Gyarados *raises duff can* said I think Aegislash has raised a good pint
Tyranitar said How cum Gyarados is allowed to drink better than scallywag
Aegislash said I can run the pub better than anyone
Excadrill said Why should we do it tomorrow? Because you need to do shit in a barrel
Gyarados said Yes, and everyone will have got up from the inn, meaning we can perform the pub protocol during the fire drill #DEEPAPOLTICIALMEANING
Aegislash said I think the pub protocol is boring woring
Tyranitar said Just like your poems
Excadrill said You sing poems to your sex doll
*Laugh now*
Garchomp said Yohoho, I love the pub protocol
Aegislash said Your not protocool
Gyarados said THIS IS THE INNOCENT IDEA IN THE MAKING
Garchomp said LONG LIVE THE KINDLE CREW
Salamence said Glad you thought of it Gyarados
Tyranitar said Well done Gyarados. Can we eat?
Aegislash said I thought up the idea
Tyranitar said No you didn't
Excadrill said Does this mean we get the evening off?
Gyarados said Err no, you have to scrub the poop deck
Excadrill said What?!
Garchomp said Yarharhar. I'm scrubbing it too
Aegislash said THIS IS SALVERY
Conkeldurr said I'm helping *fartz*
Head1 said I'm going to the stripper club
Head2 said I thought you were gay for bus driva
Head1 said No I'm not
Conkeldurr said I'm going to the strippa club too
Gyarados said Me too :D
Salamence said me thrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeea
Garchomp said Can I come?
Gyarados said NNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tyranitar said Garchomp's too smelly
Aegislash said So are you
Laugh now
Gyarados said And no slacking off
Excadrill said You have security cameras everywhere anyway
Tyranitar said More exciting pub politics
Aegislash said Even I deem the pub politics as an ulitimate idea
Gyarados said I run the pub
(excadrill is wondering abou t whar gyarados how theyre going to deal with da firrer drill)
Excadrill said Hey Gyarados
Gyarados said WHAT?
Aegislash said I don't want to do the fire drill tomorrow
Tyranitar said Yeah, I want to go to town
Gyarados said TOO BAD
Excadrill said Your a miserable meanie
Head1 said You should be more grateful
Head2 said So should u
Head1 said I always say please and thank you
Tyranitar said Why did you call us here anyway? I'm tired from scrubbing all those floor
Garchomp said Yohoho. Like you do in prison
Gyarados said PWISON
Salamence said DON'T UPSET HIM PESANTS
Gyarados said I was about to say before I was crudly interupted...we need to assign a plan as to how we are to carry out the fire drill
Aegislash said I say we chuck Garchomp onto the fire and blame Salamence for the icky mess
Garchomp said Yohoho. I'll get really hot
Gyarados said GOOD
Garchomp said Yarharhar, I think we should sail the dingee away from the fire
Gyarados said There's not going to be a fire
Tyranitar said WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Garchomp said Yohoho. I really wanted a fire
Tyranitar said Yeah, so did I
Aegislash said I THINK WATCHING PEOPLE BURN WOULD'VE BEEN FUCKING FUNNY
Conkeldurr said I don't like fire
Aegislash said You stink
Tyranitar said Yeah
Salamence said So do you fatsp
Laugh now
Head1 said I wanted a fire
Head2 said I want sex
Head1 said You need sex
Excadrill said You mean like Tyranitar?
Laugh now
Salamence said We can't have a real fire as it would burn all the beera
Gyarados said Quite right. Glad someone has a brain here
Tyranitar said I'm smart
Excadrill said You believe 1+1=chicken
Gyarados *with da joka card* said But it does
excadrilL said *annoyed sigh* I'm the only sane man
Aegislash said The only sane man only exists in this miserable rock we call gaia for the political commentary
Tyranitar said What about the pub protocol
Gyarados said I'M GETTING THERE. When the fire drill goes off
Aegislash said Jacks off more like
Gyarados said Everyone has to walk single file to the door, then each member has to do da hearty dance at the door
Tyranitar said That sounds like a shot idea
Excadrill said Yeah, a sex doll
Laugh now
Salamence said THEN EVERYONE HAS TO LINE UP AND GYARADOS WILL READ THE NAMES
Aegislash said I don't want to stand next to Conk
Conkeldurr said Call me granny. You'll have to
Excadrill said I don't want to stand next to Garchomp
Gyarados said It doesn't matter who everyone stands next to. I'm standing next to Salamence
Salamence said I'M GYARADOS' FAVORITE
Aegislash said Breathing is optional for you
Tyranitar said Yeah, your just jelly on da plate because I'm standing next to a women
Excadrill said No, ur standing next to Garchomp
Tyranitar said *gives a funny face* is that an order?
Gyarados said Whoever does the hearty dance the slowest has to stand next to the bus driver
Head1 said I DON'T WANT TO STAND NEXT TO THE BUS DRIVER
Head2 said I call him the pus driver
Excadrill said Hahaha that was really funnah
Salamence said Then we wait for 69 minutes
Gyarados said THEN WE CAN GET BACK TO WORK
Tyranitar said Even if it's raining
Aegislash said I don't want to stand next to Conk
Excadrill said I don't want to attend the fire drill
Garchomp said Yohoho. What happens if we do the hearty dance wrong
Aegislash said I WANT TO DIE
Gyarados said As you know, If you do the hearty dance wrong...you'll be stuck in the building
Head1 said I DON'T WANT TO DO THE DANCE WRONG
Head2 said YOU'LL FART DURING THE DANCE
Gyarados said If you've attended the pub for six weeks, you don't have to do the hearty dance
Garchomp, Salamence, Conkeldurr, Hydreigon said Phew
Aegislash said SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, WALNUT WHIRL
Tyranitar said I don't even no how the hearty dance goes
Excadrill said Neither do I
Gyarados said Too bad
Garchomp said YARAHAR YOU'LL HAVE 2 GUESS
Aegislash said You smell of crust and vermin cowpat
Conkeldurr said SO DO U
Tyranitar said I'm so glad I don't smell
Excadrill said Yar you do
Laugh now
Aegislash said SLEEP ON THE GODJAM FIRE
Gyarados said THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL BE DOING
Excadrill said But you said there won't be a fire
Conkeldurr said There might be
Excadrill and Tyranitar said SHUT UP CONK
Gyarados said What's this?
Salamence said What is it madeer?
Gyarados said GARCHOMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPA YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TODAY
Garchomp said Yohoho. I had some yummy pie
Salamence said You got it from the dinge dungeons
Garchomp said Not the dungeons
Gyarados said As 4 that, you'll have to do the hearty dance tomorrow
Tyranitar said HAHA. You have to do the hearty dance with us
Garchomp said I can teach you scallywags
Excadrill said Do we have to put shitty costumes on?
Gyarados said YES :D
Tyranitar said SWEET. I CAN'T WAIT TO WEAR A BRA
Garchomp said Yohoho, its a big beefas life 4 me
Salamence said SHAT UP GARCHOMP YOU TRACTOR
Gyarados said Yeah, you shoud've had an innocent sandwhich instead of a pooey pie
Aegislash said I want shadow donut
(in d a ccrliff)
Cobalion said Knock Knock
Virizion said Who's there?
Cobalion said Doctor
Terrakion said Doctor Who?
Cobalion said You just said it!
(the grou get eredeay for as fire deirll. They don;t really want to do da hearty farty dance)
Excadrill said I can't believe we have to get up at 6 o clock for this
Aegislash said Six o cock more like
Gyarados said Stop whining
Tyranitar said I'm tired
Aegislash said Curses, we're the only people here
Tyranitar said DOES THAT MEAN WE GET THE FIRE DRILL OFF?
head1 said Shutap fatso
Head2 said Yeah
Head1 said Yeah
Laugh now
Head1 said I think the evil pub is better
Head2 said *puts breadsticks in bag* straight outta here
Salamence said You're laaaaaaaattea
Aegislash said We were here first void dweller
Salamence said Where's Garchomp
Gyarados said He's in the kitchen serving breakfast for the hungry customers. None of it in bed thankfully
Salamence said Basil
Gyarados said What is it madeer?
Salamence said Breakfast in bed isn't illegal
Gyarados said Yes it is
Tyranitar said Can I have brekky in bed
Gyarados said You'll be getting a bomb in bed
*Fire drill goes off*
Aegislash said AT LAST. A FUCKING FIRE
Excadrill said Let's hope we get the hearty dance right
Gyarados said This isn't the fire alarm
Aegislash said Yes it is
Gyarados said Shut up, the fire drill isn't due to start for another 10 minutes
Tyranitar said Fire eh, I bet its going to be very hot
Gyarados said This isn't the fire alarm
Tyranitar said But its an alarm?
Aegislash said I WANT A REAL FIRE
Gyarados said You can be put on one if this keeps up
Civil Salamence said Shut up Aegislash
Conkeldurr said FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRO
Excadrill said Calm down Conk. It isn't a real fire
Gogoat said Why's the fire alarm going off?
Tyranitar said Go away Gogoat, you smell
Gyarados said There is not fire, only bellend
Aegislash said Hmph, what bell is it?
Tyranitar said 1 + 1 = chicken! (LAUGH TRACK)
Excadrill said Nobody knows what's going on as Gyarados is a shot pub runner
Gyarados said no money for you.
Head1 said I DON'T WANT TO GET BURNT
Head2 said I'll be having lotsa sex while you get burnt
Head1 said I want sex
Head2 said You won't get any
Tyranitar said Is it nap time?
GGyaarados said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. IT IS THE BUGLAR ALARM
Tyranitar said Burger alarm?
Excadrill said Fatso
Laugh now
Aegislash said I bet Garchomp's been sneaking sweets
Salamence said I bet you were stealing all the monaaaaay
Aegislash said SHUT UP YOU FEEBLED SPACEMAN AND BEG 4 FORGIVENESS
Tyranitar said Yeah, your just jelly on da plate as you were stealing and we weren't
Conkeldurr said STOP BEING ANNOYING
Gyarados said Do you want me to tell you the difference between the burglar and fire alarm?
Gogoat said Yes *fartz*
Gyarados said The burglar alarm sounds like this
*burglar alarm goes off*
Aegislash said The evil twin must've tried to take the formula
Gyarados said Err no, the evil twin's in prison for stealing candy from babies
Excadrill said Phew. So glad we have the best police force in town
Gyarados said POLICE
Salamence said And the fire alarm sounds like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisa
*fire alarm goes off*
Conkeldurr said FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Excadrill said Then why did the burglar alarm go off earlier? Was Tyranitar sneaking sweets
Tyranitar said O
Garchomp said Yarharhar, I was eating one of the sausages
Aegislash said YOU WET PIECE OF LOO ROLL. TRY TO DIE
Gyarados said NO PUDDING TONIGHT
Garchomp said Blow the man down. Maybe I'll get some tomorrow
Head1 said I want pudding
Head2 said FATTY
Head1 said I'm on the all veg diet
Head2 said That's a lie
Head1 said U MEAN LIKE THE FIRE DRILL
Gyarados said THE FIRE DRILL IS NOT A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gogoat said Then why hasn't it gone off yer *fartz*
Excadrill said Maybe Gyarados doesn't know how to perform a fire drill
Salamence said SHUT UP PESANT
Tyranitar said You shut up you cold farted jelly on da plate itch
Gyarados said Let's see you buy da private yot?
(Garchomp is cooking. He throws a cup of fire over the floor) (whoops)
Garchomp said Yohoho. I'll clean it up later
*10 seconds pass. The room starts to catch fire*
Garchomp said *fartz* YOHOHO. I DID DA STINKIE FART
*The fire gets worse*
Garchomp said Yohoho. It's getting really hot.
*The fire alarm starts to go off*
Tyranitar said Welp. Now its time of the drill
Aegislash said I don't want to do the hearty dance
Salamence said Well you have to pesant
Gyarados said The fire drill isn't due to start yet
head1 said Maybe he'll never start
HEad2 said You'll never lose weight
Head1 said Yes I will
Head2 said No you won't
Gyarados said SOMEONE'S BEEN PLAYING WITH THE ALARM
Aegislash said IT WASN'T ME
Gyarados said YES IT WAS
Conkeldurr said YEAH
Excadrill said Hmm. Some red stuff is in the kitchen...must be nothing
Tyranitar said Maybe its Garchomp seeing red
Gyarados said WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Aegislash said Garchomp is going to die thankfully
Salamence said THERE'S A FIRE IN THE KITCHEN
Garchomp said Yarharhar. The gunpowder's gone loose
Aegislash said EXCELLENT. A REAL FIRE
Gyarados said ACTION STATIONS
*betty falls over*
*Gogoat does the hearty dance* *fartz*
Gyarados said Could've done without the fart. Stand next to bus driver
Hydreigon said Can we leave without doing the hearty dance
Gyarados said You've been here for 6 weeks :D
Salamence said I'm going without the hearty daaaaaaaance
Conkeldurr said I get to leave too
Gyarados said You are pub veteran
Conkeldurr said FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE
Excadrill said Conk's tries to wind us up
Tyranitar said I bet I'll get the hearty dance just right
Gyarados said Go on then
*Excadrill and Aegislash swing their arms left and right*
Gyarados said THAT WAS A LUCKY GUESS
Aegislash said That was a fucky guess more like
Excadrill said Shut up. At least we were let out
*Tyranitar jumps up and down*
Gyarados said YOU FAIL
Excadrill said hahaha. Your stuck in the building
Laugh now
Aegislash said I'm happy
Gyarados said SO AM I
Tyranitar said I can get Garchomp to help me
Gyarados said NO
Excadrill said Garchomp doesn't know the hearty dance
Aegislash said Garchomp won't know what hit him. Leave the dunce now
Excadrill said Guess your right
Gyarados said You 2 did da dance last. Stand next to Conkeldurr at once
Excadrill said Can we have a peg?
Gyarados said NAH :D
Aegislash said We're doom of the tread
*Conekldurr is sleep*
Excadrill said GRANNIE. YOU FREE FOR A FIRE
Conkeldurr said FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
(Tyranitar goes in the kitchin in dsis disgrass) (he fucking deserved to get burned)
Tyranitar said Hey Garchomp. Things look smokey in here
Garchomp said Yarharhar. Lets fart at the fire
Tyranitar said Great idea
*FARTS AT DA FIRE*
Tyranitar said Can you teach me how to do the hearty dance?
Garchomp said Yohoho. I forgot the hearty dance
Tyranitar said Crust
Garchomp said Yargh, there's the innocent song book
Tyranitar said Excellent idea. Let's read it
Garchomp said Yarharhar. I can't read
*Tyranitar picks up the book and drops it into the fire*
Tyranitar said OHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Garchomp said Blow the man down. Our bumbs will be burnt
Tyranitar said Fudge the hearty dance lets get out of here
Gyarados said HERE'S JOHNAY
*Locks the door*
Tyranitar said OH NO. I'M STUCK IN DA KITCHEN
Whoops