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English is bold. Japanese isn't. (And there'll be some Italian or French or Latin or something going on somewhere, who knows?)

YAY. CHRISTMAS SPECIAL NUMERO DOS. WHO'S EXCITED?

Probably no one. That's okay. #foreveralone

Calli's POV.

"Hello?"

"Kayde? Wow. Italy has done wonders to your voice."

"It's Romario."

"Oh… right." I said, lamely. "Where's my sister?"

"On a romantic expedition with your future brother-in-law."

"Did she put up a fight?"

"Yes."

I snickered. "That's Kayde for you. Well, if you know if there's a way to contact either of them, please tell Kayde, 'Happy Birthday!' and 'Merry Christmas!' from her favorite sister, alright? Oh, and when her package arrives, can you make sure that it goes straight to her?"

"Yes, Miss Callina, I will make sure to do that."

"Thanks, yo. Merry Christmas."

"And Merry Christmas to you too."

I hung up the phone and stared up at the white wall above me. I'm all alone on Christmas. All… alone…

"YES!" I leaped up into the air, ecstatic. I ran over to my boots and put them on, fumbling slightly. I grabbed my white coat and red scarf. I pulled on my red mittens in a rush and hurried out the door.

Only to be met face-to-face with a certain baby.

Or rather, face to shin.

"Reborn."

"Calli-chan."

I kneeled down. "Do you need something?"

"We all know Christmastime to be a time of joy and happiness, yes?"

"Or, according to you, torture and pain."

"As I said, joy and happiness."

I sweatdropped. "Okay. Sure."

"One of the Vongola Famiglia members will be spending their Christmas alone. As you are well aware, so are you." His black eyes gleamed. "Care to spend it alone together?"

"Why can't this person hang out with the rest of you?"

"Because it's Hibari Kyoya."

"Uh. I think I'm the last person you want to ask."

"He has grown an… interest for you."

"Why…?"

"Because you're a small herbivore—" I twitched. "—who doesn't hide in carnivore skin."

"You're comparing me to his bird."

"Indeed I am."

I sighed. "Why should I?"

"He hasn't spent a Christmas with anyone since his parents had passed away. And as you know, since his parents passed away, he's always been a bit strange. Always bullied. Until one day, he became violent. Extremely violent. And that is the reason why he's known as the Demon of Namimori."

"I know, I know. And that's the reason why he hates crowds…" I sighed. "You know I have a soft spot for him."

"Indeed I do."

"And you know I'm going to end up with at least three broken ribs by tonight."

"Yes. Although, that's a low estimate."

I shook my head. "Fine. I'll do it."

"Merry Christmas, Hibari!"

Slam.

"Come on, Hibari!" I whined, knocking rapidly on his door. "Let's play in the snow together."

"If you do not leave the premises in less than five seconds, I will bite you to death."

"I'm spending Christmas alone too. Might as well spend it together?"

A steel tonfa met the side of my head and ruby red blood fell onto the ground. I stared at Hibari who stood above me. There was no balcony or open window in sight.

Never knew how he did that.

"I made cupcakes." I held up the box.

"I have no use for that."

"I'll take you out to dinner."

"I hate crowds."

I rolled my eyes. "Come to my place, and I'll cook?"

"Hotels have people."

How did he know I was in a hotel?

I shook my head. "Fine. Then I'll cook here?"

He smirked and he leaned into me. "Why are you interested in spending Christmas with me?"

I attempted to conceal my embarrassment, but failed miserably, as I could feel the heat spread across my cheeks. "B-because. It's not good to spend Christmas alone."

He pushed himself back into upright position. "Fine. But if you touch anything in my house other than cooking utensils, I will bite you to death."

"What about your floor?"

That earned me a shiner on my right eye. So much for trying to be funny with him.

"Bring all the ingredients needed here by four. You will promptly start cooking five minutes past."

"Okay. Awesome." I grinned. He began to shut the door on me. "Ah, wait!"

"What."

"Can I have a band-aid?"

"No."

Slam.

"Merry Christmas~ Merry Christmas~ Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays~" I sang as I grabbed burgers and buns. I bobbed my head with the *NSYNC's beat and searched for vegetables to accompany the loads of meat.

I checked my watch. 3:25.

"Calli-chan?"

I whipped around to see Kyoko waving at me. I waved back fervently. I backed up my cart and pushed it towards hers. "Hey, Kyoko-chan! How are you?"

"I'm good! Just finding some chicken for tonight!" She smiled. "What about you?"

"Having dinner with Hibari."

She blinked. "Oh, is that safe?"

I shrugged and pointed at my black eye. "Probably not."

She sweatdropped. "Well… uhm. Don't die."

A bell 'ding'ed in my head. "Oh, wait, here!" I handed her my box of cupcakes. "Can you give this to the rest of them? Tell them Merry Christmas and that I'm sorry I couldn't spend it with you guys."

"Alright, I will, Calli-chan!" She giggled.

"Well, I'm gonna have to jet, Kyoko-chan." I looked back to my watch. "Have a very Merry Christmas!"

"Merry Christmas, Calli-chan!"

I pushed my cart to cashier line numero dos. The whole store was nearly deserted. It's a surprise that a grocery store was even open, since it was Christmas.

Ah well, don't question it.

"Merry Christmas, oba-chan!"

"Merry Christmas to you too." The elderly woman smiled as she reached for my groceries.

"Eh, oba-chan?"

"Yes?"

"Why are you working and not at home for Christmas?"

"Ah, well, I have to earn enough money to buy a Christmas dinner, of course." She smiled a lovely smile, her laugh lines more apparent on her face. "As soon as I earn enough money for that, then I will return home to my husband and my children."

"Eh?" I pondered for a moment. "What if I buy you your Christmas dinner, oba-chan?"

"W-what?"

I shrugged. "I have a lot of money left over from my last job."

Because torturing people for information and hacking into security systems puts good money in the bank.

"Oh, well, that would be wonderful…" Her eyes welled up with tears and I had to look away otherwise I would start crying as well.

"Well, oba-chan! Choose whatever food you like, and I will buy it!"

"Oba-chan! This is a peasant's meal!"

"We don't need a lot of food!"

"'Tis Christmas!"

I grabbed more helpings of chicken and frozen vegetables. I reached over for some bacon and ham. And I stared at the shopping cart in assessment.

"Nope! Needs more!"

She sweatdropped.

"You didn't have to help me carry this to my home."

I shrugged. "I needed the exercise."

Oba-chan unlocked her front door to be greeted by a young boy who stared at our bags of glorious food in wonder.

"Obaa-chan! Obaa-chan! Who is this?"

"This is… well…"

"Santa's helper! I go by the name of Calli!"

"Calli-nee-chan brought presents from Santa!" The little boy ran further into the house, and I saw many heads pop out from the kitchen. I looked at oba-chan. "Small family, huh?"

She laughed. "They're a rowdy bunch."

Two men met us at the door and took the bags from us. They carried it off into the kitchen, and oba-chan welcomed me inside. Five children surrounded me and began chattering like crazy.

"Why are you so big?"

"Are you an elf?"

"What'd you bring?"

"Did you bring toys?"

"I like you."

I had to peel the last one off of my leg and I waved towards oba-chan who smiled widely back. "Merry Christmas, oba-chan! Merry Christmas to you and your family. I have to go now. Gotta help Santa and his reindeer!"

"Is that another one of Santa's helpers?"

I looked outside, to where the boy was pointing. There, I saw Hibari and Hibird perched on his shoulders. He didn't look too happy.

"Uhm. No. But he's one of my friends. So, I have to go now, okie? Merry Christmas!"

"Merry Christmas, Calli-nee-chan!" They chimed.

I walked out the home and they shut the door behind me. I smiled sheepishly at Hibari. He glared at me. "You kept me waiting for five minutes already." He stared at my empty hands. "Where's the food?"

I laughed lamely. "Err. Well…"

"You gave it to that family."

"Uh… yes."

"You don't know who they are."

"…Right again."

"You forgot to ask them their names."

"…Yeah. You know, you should really be on those game shows or—"

"They're one of the poorest families in Namimori."

"Oh, well… I gave them a Christmas dinner."

Hibari breathed in deeply.

His tonfa came out from under his sleeve and he raised his arm. I shut my eyes and waited for the impact.

But it never came.

"Huh?"

I opened my eyes to see a band-aid hanging from the end of his tonfa. One of his secret compartments.

"What's this?"

"A band-aid. Are you blind now?"

I grabbed it and peeled off the plastic. I placed it at the top of my forehead, where he first hit me.

"Thanks, Hibari."

He grunted.

"Do you still want to spend Christmas together?"

"Why would I want to spend Christmas with you?"

I leaned in closer to his face, just as he did to me earlier, except, just a little bit closer. "Because you find me interesting."

"I find you irritating."

"It's close enough!" I exclaimed. I grabbed his hand and ran towards the Namimori bridge. "I have an idea!"

"Let go of me or I will bite you to death."

"Let's go be Santa's helpers to everyone!"

His tonfa collided with my shoulder and I heard a slight cracking. Urgh. Why is he always so dramatic?

I let go of his hand and turned to face him, my feet crunching against the snow. "If you don't wanna help me, that's fine. But if you do, I'll be going around town passing out presents. And I'd definitely like a helper."

Hibird chirped happily on Hibari's shoulder and flew over to land on my hurt one. I cringed slightly. "Merry Christmas, Hibird."

"Merry Christmas, HiCalli."

"Uhm. Calli."

"HiCalli."

"Caaaaalli."

"HiCalli."

"Tsuna?"

"Tsuna."

"Calli."

"HiCalli."

I stared at Hibird. "You're doing that on purpose." I narrowed my eyes at Hibari. "Did you teach that to him?"

He hurled his tonfa straight at my forehead, causing a droplets of blood to end up in the white snow. A vein throbbed in his forehead. "Why would I do such a thing?"

"Because you looooooove me."

The other tonfa.

I landed on my butt and Hibird flew around my head, chirping loudly. "HiCalli! HiCalli! HiCalli!"

I grabbed one of Hibari's tonfas, and tried to find the secret compartment with the band-aids. "Hey, Hibari, how do you—?"

One of the compartments opened.

Unfortunately for me, it was the knockout gas.

"Urgh. What happened…?"

"You knocked yourself out."

My eyes fluttered open to find myself in an unfamiliar room. I sucked in a sharp breath. My head was killing me.

My gaze travelled upwards to see Hibari cooking.

Wait.

Hibari…

Cooking…?

"You cook?" I asked, dumbfounded.

"No. I paint."

"Really?"

His tonfa came hurling at me, except this time, I was able to dodge it because of more distance between us.

"No asking stupid questions."

"Then that means I can't talk."

"Exactly."

I huffed. "Is this your house?"

"Yes."

"Did you carry me here?"

"Yes."

"Are those beef kabobs?"

"Yes."

I pushed myself off of the couch and wobbled over into the kitchen. I peered over his shoulder and breathed in the wondrous smell of his cooking. My stomach growled.

"Can I have some?"

"Sit down."

"Is that a yes?"

He pinched my ear and pulled me away at arm's length. At least he was being gentler. I rubbed my ear as he released me. I sat down at the wooden table, with nothing set.

"Hibari?"

"What."

"Where are your plates?"

"Last cupboard on the right."

I sauntered over to that area and reached into the cabinet.

Only to find out I wasn't tall enough to reach.

"This house is made for giants!"

Some hot oil spilled onto my skin and I jumped back.

"Don't screech."

He walked over to my side and grabbed two plates and handed them to me. I thanked him and trotted back over to the table. I set the plates down, across from each other. Hibari came over with his sizzling plate of kabobs and two sets of chopsticks.

"Uh… Can I have a fork?"

He glared at me.

I meeped. "Chopsticks are fine."

He shook his head and reached into one of the drawers. He handed me a fork. Before we could both sit down, I did something I didn't think I would do in a million years.

I hugged Hibari Kyoya.

"Merry Christmas, Hibari."

And his reaction was expected.

He pushed me up against the wall, and his steel tonfa pressed against my throat. His face was only a few inches away from mine. His eraticated breathing signaled to me that he was pretty pissed off.

"I have given you plenty of warnings today. You bothered me in the beginning, you spilled blood onto my lawn—" Before I could retort, he pressed the tonfa further into my skin. "—you kept me waiting with no food, and you made me carry you home. Do you know what that results in?"

"You biting me to death?" I croaked.

He removed the tonfa from between us, and his lips crashed against mine. My eyes widened and I was paralyzed with surprise.

But as soon as my eyes were to flutter shut, he bit hard down onto my bottom lip, extracting blood.

His steely-blue eyes were half-lidded as they looked into mine. He ran his tongue along my bottom lip and then pushed himself away from me. He smirked as he licked the blood off of his lips.

He turned his back to me and walked back to the table. He sat down, his smirk still plastered on his face, as if taunting me.

Merry Christmas.

A/N: Ooh, kinky.

Seriously, this writing was not as hot as I wanted it to be, but I'm saying, YOLO because I didn't plan any of this plot out and I just wrote it. Merh. I wish I could edit my own stories, but if I did, I'd be left with nothing. ._."

OKAY. I'M DONE, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.

I'm off to go read YuYu Hakusho now. :3

SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY YUYU HAKUSHO FANS.

And to all of my One Piece fans who are hoping, like me, that the newest chapter will come out today instead of tomorrow because it's Christmas and it would feel more special. ._." (#nolife)