A/N: Hiii readers! Sorry I haven't really been updating, seeing as school is driving me mad. Anyways, I go to boarding school now and I made 3 best friends, who ironically are in LOVE with the Marauders, so we are the Moderners! I'm Claws (my animagus is a lion, and I'm actually a descendant of prongs..), cuz I wear glasses, my hair REALLY hates me and my life basically revolves around sports and bullying people into using clearasil! Anyways, my laptop got taken away cuz I was messaging during class..but we got it back(6)!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, and if I did, then I would have been a Marauder, and Wormtail wouldn't exist. Also, I don't own msn. I'd pwn EVERYTHING to do with HP if I did.
On with the chat log.
-Hermione Granger has logged in as HerLadyGrace
Lionessehey Hermione. How's Dijon?
HerLadyGraceHorrible, Ginny. It's cold and wet and boring. I'd much rather be at The Burrow.
Lioness: be at The Burrow…ha-ha...good one, Hermione. Anyways, Malfoy's here...but he shut up after you logged on. Apparently, it's degrading to talk to a "Mudblood". Funny…you'd've thought it was degrading to talk to the youngest child in the family of the biggest blood traitors in the history of magic…
SlytherinGodyeah, but you're hot, Weaslette. That's ok.
LionesseWhat about Hermione?
SlytherinGodok...Look. She's ok looking…but her head…it's...BUSHY! Who wants to talk to someone with a bushy head?
-Lord Voldemort has signed in as Die
HerLadyGraceI would, you egotistic faggot.
Die: you would…die? And I'm not an egotistic faggot…I mean...Ouch... Even the Dark Lord has feelings…
LionesseCOUGHSUURECOUGH
SlytherinGodanyways…yeah Granger would die. But not at my hands, though. My gorgeous hands…
HerLadyGraceI'm not planning on dying any time soon..i mean I die for Ron's smile..But that's beside the point
Lionessea HA! I KNEW you liked Ron!
-Harry Potter has signed in as GryffindorGod
SlytherinGodewe, Granger. I don't really think much of your taste.. I mean OK...Krum was cool and shit…but…WEASLEY?!?!
GryffindorGodyou just found out who Hermione likes? God, Malfoy, you're so freaking late.
Die: Potter. I have a request to besquech upon you.
HerLadyGraceis besquech even a word…?
Lionesseumm...I don't think so...
SlytherinGodit sounds more like a weird squelching sound…
GryffindorGodhonestly, Voldemort. You could do with a thesaurus. Just say to ask of me… And don't humiliate yourself…
Die: NEVER! WHAT IS THIS?!?! STOP INSULTING MY HONOR!
HerLadyGracesomeone is PMS-ing
-Sirius Black has signed in as It'sSiriusBitch
Lionessemight I recommend Kotex®?
It'sSiriusBitchumm…No thanks, Ginny. I'll pass. Remus could use some, though ;D
Die: Black! I want my Horcrux and I want it NOW!
SlytherinGodwow Lord, you're SUCH a baby...
HerLadyGracehonestly, Voldemort. Stop whining.
GryffindorGodanyways, you know what they say.
Die: no, what?
Lionessemoron….Finders keepers, Losers weepers. Moron.
-James Potter has signed in as IhateHowMuchILoveYou
Die: I'm not a moron…whimper….
IhateHowMuchILoveYouyes you are… who puts their screen name as 'Die'? Oh...And ignore my random presence..
GryffindorGodyeh...There's an idea
It'sSiriusBitchok…. This is the most random chat room I've ever been in ;)
HerLadyGraceall that's missing is…well there r a lot of people missing but I want to see Rita Skeeter, Luna Lovegood and Harry's mum. And that's just the beginning...
IHateHowMuchILoveYou pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….who names there kid Harry?
Die: you.
IhateHowMuchILoveYouoh yeah…snigger
-Lily Evans has signed in as ILoveHowMuchIHateYou
GryffindorGodanyways, I don't see anything wrong with my name… better than Sirius, anyway.
IloveHowMuchIHateYouI agree…
LionessANYWAYS, the point is that we all now know who Hermione likes.
-Rita Skeeter has signed in as AttractiveBlonde
It'sSiriusBitchoh? Who does Hermione like? ...does freaky perverted eyebrow thing…
AttractiveBlondeo0o0o0oh! It's Sirius! And… a BOY?!?!?! Isn't that kind of naughty for you…Little Miss Perfect?
Die: clearly not….moron...
SlytherinGodI say! Good one, my lord! ….guffaws..
GryffindorGodMalfoy, you're SUCH a faggggggggggg. Who …guffaws…? Anymore?
Lionessebesides fags? Or Dumbledore?
It'sSiriusBitch….umm…Snivellus.
ILoveHowMuchIHateYouSEVERUS doesn't…'guffaw'... Or chortle or anything of the like…
IHateHowMuchILoveYoushe's right, you know. I haven't seen him do anything, really.
AttractiveBlonde I think he was born with that expression…
HerLadyGracehe may have sneered occasionally…
GryffindorGodhold it! I remember he attempted smiling at me before my first ever match!
HerLadyGraceyou mean back in year one? Oh, goodness, Harry! He was drunk that night, didn't I tell you?
ILoveHowMuchIHateYouSeverus doesn't DO drunk.
It'sSiriusBitchhe HAS to. I mean…what sober person would do him?
Die: LMAO good one, Black!
SlytherinGod...the hell?
Die: damnnn…I did not just do that…
Lionesseyou did…you did…
AttractiveBlondewhoa….this convo MUST be printed in the Daily Prophet!
HerLadyGraceQUICK Voldemort! Immobilize her using ur super powers!
Die: why should I listen to you, Mudblood?
ILoveHowMuchIHateYoubecause MUGGLE BORNS are actually better than most pure blooded or half blooded witches.
Lionesseyeah, just look at Hermione…
-Dolores Umbridgehas signed in as ILoveCorneliusOnMyFudge
AttractiveBlondeyeah, but half bloods tend to have more nerve.. I mean, look at Harry! Teaching the DA right under the ministry's protuberant nose!
SlytherinSeekerand the only reason I hadn't ratted them out is cuz the Weaslette is hot.
Die: anyways, the ministry is after me and Black's $$es, so I'm really for any anti-ministry actions
ILoveCorneliusOnMyFudgehem hem
-Harry Potter has signed out
-Sirius Black has signed out
-Draco Malfoy has signed out
-Lily Evans has signed out-James Potter has signed out
-Hermione Granger has signed out-Ginny Weasley has signed out
-Rita Skeeterhas signed out-Lord Voldemort has signed out-Even that random end-of-the-convo ghost has signed out
A/N: there u go! Ps, if this sucks...I'm sorry… I didn't write this alone… this is the Work of the Moderners.