A/N: If this was a job then I'd say, 'I love my job.' . And if you want to be a guest, LET ME KNOW!!!
Disclaimer: Do I look like Fuyumi Ono to you? I didn't think so. I'm also not the owner of Spongebob. (Don't ask... just read.)
12 Days of Ghost Hunting
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me; four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle dove and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
Mai: Does he send all of that on each day? So, she has six French hens, six turtle doves, and four Partridges in four pear trees?!
Bf: No, I don't think so...
Bou-san: And how do you know that it isn't a girl sending a boy all this stuff?
Mai: 'Cause I do...?
Bf: Lol
Naru: Are you so lazy that you have to type 'lol' instead of 'Laughing out loud'?
Bf: Well, didn't typing 'laughing out loud' take longer than 'lol'?
Naru: ... Yes.
Bf: That's why.
Ayako: We get so off topic sometimes, it's kinda funny.
Bf: Yeah...
Masako: (bats eyelashes at Naru) I want a few calling birds for Christmas so I can listen to them sing.
Mai: For the last time, NARU IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masako: (stares)
Everyone: (stares)
Bf: Um, Mai? Did you have caffeine today?
Mai: ... Nooooo...
Ayako: Somehow, I don't believe you.
John: (dressed like a doctor) What did you have to eat today, Mai?
Mai: Ooo! Butterflies!
Everyone: 0.o
Bf: You ate butterflies...?
Mai: What?! No, (small voice) I only had 6 cans of Red Bull.
John: Ah, so that explains it.
Mai: (gulp) What?
Bou-san: YOU'RE GONNA DIE, MAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai: o.0 What...?
Bf: Hahaha you're funny Bou-san.
Bou-san: Am I wrong?
Ayako: (beats over head) Yes, very.
Naru: (sits in corner looking amused)
Mai: Come on, Naru! (grabs his arm and dances) Ring a round the rosy; a pocketful of posies; ashes, ashes, we all fall down! (Mai falls and pulls Naru with her)
Everyone: 0.o oooookkkkkkk.
Masako: We are WAY off topic now.
Bf: WAY doesn't even cover it.
John: Also, Mai, did you ever have a drug called 'crack' before?
Mai: Yummy. (chases butterflies)
John: I see. (sigh)
Bf: Rotfl.
Naru: o.0
Masako: -.-'
Ayako: O.O
Bou-san: (chasing butterflies with Mai)
Mai and Bou-san: WHEEE!!!!!!
Bf: (ignoring) Hey... do we have a guest today?
Masako: (Glances around) I don't think so...
Bf: Hmmm... who should be the victim-- uh, guest?
Harry Potter: Hello!
Bf: NO! Go away.
(HP leaves)
Random Person 5: Hi there.
Bf: Hello Rp5. Who should the guest be?
Rp5: Your mom.
Bf: ... -.- Are you joking or serious?
Rp5: Spongebob?
Bf: OK!
Sb: Hello odd fishes!
Mai: Who/What are you?
Sb: My name is Spongebob and I ripped my pants!
Ayako, Masako, and Mai look away.
Bou-san: I'm wearing whitey-tighties too!
Sb: Hahahahahaha.
Ayako: Gosh, your laugh is annoying!
Bf: So, Spongebob, what is your opinion on calling birds?
Sb: What are 'birds'? Can I eat them?
Bf: Some of them. Birds are like clams in your 'world'. They fly and uh, 'chirp'.
Sb: Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Bf: Um, yeah.
Sb: Calling birds are ... awesome...?
Bou-san: YES, I TOTALLY AGREE!!
Bf: (exasperated) Geeze, somebody take the crack away from him!
(Random Person 8 takes a bag away from Bou-san)
Bf: Thank-you!
Sb: What's that...? (points at bag)
Bf: There is no way I'm giving that stuff to you.
Ayako: I agree.
Bf: Ok, let's wrap this up.
Bou-san: (still psycho) Like a present!
Bf: Yeah... Calling birds are birds that... call?
Mai: Merry Christmas! (Bf: Random, much?!)
Sb: It's Christmas?!
Bf: (shoves Spongebob back to Bikini Bottom) Merry Christmas!