yayz! this chappie has some fluff! well only a lill bit... anyways im too lazy so imma make Nico do it
DISCLAIMER: since Nissi is too lazy to say it herself imma do it *sigh* Nissi does not own PJO HoO of the song Perfect Two. in fact no one but Rick Riordan owns PJO and HoO and Perfect Two is not owned by one but Auburnand her label company people-Nico
there u go what i dont understand is how Nico gets wifi while hes trapped by Gaea... oh welllzzzzz
oh and no Hazel doesnt have Gaea talking to her. she just has low self esteem XD
Chapter 4: Jason's P.O.V
Murderous Romans and… Candy?
Jason looked around at the senate hall where Reyna is giving the meeting. The seven of them were supposed to be listening were actually not paying any attention. Percy was messing with his glass of water and when Reyena wasn't looking kept making faces behind her back. Wow what a praetor. Annabeth was reading a book under the table and smirking whenever Percy made a face at Reyna. Jason glanced over to Leo who was currently completely zoned out. And with Leo having his mind as it was there was no saying what he must've been thinking about… to tell the truth Leo concerned him. Not like in a brother to brother way either. More like a 'oh gods how is he gonna screw up our quest now' type of way. As soon as they finished their quest and if they actually survived he was going to put Leo in a mental hospital to see if they could fix whatever was wrong with his head. Hazel was having a staring contest with Frank. Hazel was still bleeding from her fall, no one bothered to give her nectar or ambrosia probably because no one likes her. And Jason wasn't about to go offering his nectar or ambrosia. Piper was the only one listening- wait no she was pretending to stab Reyna with Katoptris. Piper saw Jason looking at her through Katoptris. He sighed he forgot that Katoptris was like a mirror.
"What's wrong" she whispered.
"Nothing, I just find it funny that Reyna actually thinks we are listening."
Piper stifled a laugh and held Jason's hand (A/N aha! Jasper moment!)
Reyna threw her dagger at Jason's face "Is anybody freakin listening to me!" everybody but Leo stared at her sudden outburst and slowly shaked their heads.
"Fine then you all can die on your stupid quest and rot in Tartarus for all I care! Don't even bother coming back to Camp Jupiter! Now if you excuse me I'm going to commit suicide to escape this world full of you idiots!" and with that being that she stomped out of the senate hall not bothering to take her dagger back. Even five minutes later the seven of them sat there in shock. Well… six considering that Leo didn't even acknowledge the fact that Reyna had gone on rampage.
"Sooo…. What do we all do now?" Piper asked looking around them.
"We could hang out…" Frank suggested.
"We could spray paint Scipo… Or tepee Reyna's house… what? " everybody stared at Hazel did she seriously say that?
"Yeah… let's not do that." Percy suggested. "Let's just hang around New Rome."
"Oh yeah that reminds me!" Jason walked over to where Leo was still lost in thought and slapped him "Leo come on."
"Ok wait first of all ow! Second of all what is with everyone hitting me today? Third what happened at the meeting I was zoned out. Oh and fourth of all where are we going?" Leo asked.
"We just enjoy inflicting pain on you Leo, at the meeting Reyna noticed that no one was paying attention, threw her dagger at my face, said she was going to commit suicide and stormed out of here." Jason took a deep breath and continued "we are going to New Rome to hang out a bit and if I remember correctly I promised you that I'll get you a bag of candy because of that erm… incident this morning…"
"Umm… should we be concerned that Reyna is gonna commit suicide?"
"Umm… Nah she probably gonna be fine… Maybe… Reyna's often suicidal. I think." on the walk to New Rome Leo keep cracking such pathetic jokes that made nobody laugh, got him punched several times, and made Jason want to join Reyna in a suicide attempt. Finally they got to the candy store and dropped off Leo. They convinced the manager of the store to let Leo have whatever he could fit in a garbage bag. Percy and Annabeth left to supposedly 'show Annabeth the amazing architecture' and by that I think they meant to suck each other's face off. Frank and Hazel left to get coffee at the shop where Gwen worked ever since she started college when she got turned into a centurion shish-kabob.
"So… where do we go?" Jason asked Piper who was the only one left there.
"I don't know you're the one that lived here like all of your life." Piper responded. So Jason led her to a hill he remembered from his memories of Camp Jupiter.
"Wow it's… it's… beautiful." Jason could tell that the view took her breath away. 'Well now would be a nice time to kiss her' he thought.
He leaned in to kiss her just when Leo had decided to jump out of the bushes scaring the crap out of them.
"WHAT THE HECK LEO!" Piper and Jason yelled in unison making them blush a deeper red. Just then Hazel busted out of the bushes howling in laughter.
"Hazel I thought you were with Frank at the coffee shop. And Leo, I thought you were at the candy shop." Jason stated looking back and forth from Hazel and Leo.
"Well I was with Frank and we had coffee but it was boring," Hazel yawned to emphasize her point "then Frank went to the bathroom and I ditched him. Then I started wandering around New Rome and I found Leo."
"Yeah I was kicked out of the candy shop 'cause the dude said I had enough candy," he held up his trash bag flowing with candy "so I was like bored and wandering around and so I found Hazel and we devised a plan to scare the crap outta the next couple we see about that are about to have a 'romantic' moment."
"Yeah and we were recording the whole thing too!" Hazel snickered.
"Hey guys what's up?" Annabeth asked as she stepped onto the hill with Percy grinning like an idiot. Oh wait Percy's always an idiot.
Jason leaned towards Hazel and Leo and whispered to them:
"You tell them anything about this and you will be dead."
"Jeez ok weirdo…" Jason kind of expected this of Leo but not from Hazel.
"Whatever we should just get this quest started." Piper cut in.
"Yeah," Annabeth agreed "After all we only have a little bit of time to save the world."
"Fine, fine come on kiddies. Follow Papa Leo to the big ship." Leo said in a singsong voice making him want to puke on Leo. On the way to the Argo II they picked up Frank who looked disappointingly at Hazel and looked at Leo like he wanted to kill him. Along the way Leo started humming a song that he was sure he heard before but he just couldn't put his finger on it.
"No freakin way. You know that song?" Hazel asked incredulously looking at Leo.
"Know it? I live by it!" Leo replied giving Hazel a high five.
"You can be the peanut butter to my jelly," oh-em-geez Hazel started singing. "You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly.
You can be the captain and I can be the first mate, you can be the chills I feel on our first date, you can be the hero and I can be the sidekick, you can be the tears that I cry if we ever split, you can be the rain from the clouds when it's storming or you can be the rain when it shines in the morning." Hazel actually sang pretty well but Jason just really hated this song. He remembered what song it was now. It was Perfect Two by Auburn and Tommy C. he looked at the others who looked just as confused as he felt. Then he tuned back in on Hazels singing.
"Cause you're the apple to my pie, you're the straw to my berry you're the smoke to my high, you're the one I want to marry." Jason looked over to where it looked like Frank was going to go all gorillas on Leo. Then Leo started singing and surprisingly it wasn't bad.
"You can be the lyrics and I can be the melody, you can be the second voice and I can be the harmony-" Leo was cut off when Frank attacked him and started to try and strangle him. This time Frank got kicked by Hazel several times to get him off Leo. Right before they got onto the ship Octavian intersected them.
"I read in the fluff that you are all going to die on your quest! Its such good news!" he didn't exactly look sane with his hair all messed up, holding a stuffed animal with stuffing coming out of it, holding a knife, eyes wierdish looking. I told the others just to ignore him and keep walking into the ship.
'so I guess this quest has officially started' he thought.
you guys should sooooooooo look up Perfect Two auburn lyrics animation and click the third video that appears on its sooooo coolz!
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