Chapter four: Shadow's Misery

"ALRIGHT." Omega said in his robot tone. "I HAVE DEVISED A PLAN TO GET US BACK UP THE CLIFF." Everyone cheered. "WE MUST FIRST-" Sonic was whacking Omega with a huge, heavy log. He then whacked him off of another cliff. Omega beeped. "BEEEEEP!"

"Was that a scream?"

"Think so."

Everyone was silent.

"YOU IDIOT!" Knuckles screamed. It was his turn to strangle Sonic. "OMEGA COULD'VE GOT UP BACK UP THERE!"

Sonic shoved Knuckles away. "Now that Omega is gone," Sonic explained, "You'll have to vote between me and Knuckles for leader!"

"No one's gonna vote for Knuckles!" Sonic thought. "SO owned!"

They all said, at the same time, "Knuckles."

"WHAAAAAT!" Sonic yelled. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!"

"Uhh... maybe the fact that we're not people but animals?" Cream guessed.

"Okay!" Knuckles announced. "As my first act as leader I will-" Sonic whacked him off of the cliff. "CRAAAAAAAAPPPPP..." He yelled.

"Now I'm the leader!" Sonic announced. "YAY! Okay, now, as my first act as leader, I command Cream to fly me back up the cliff."

Shadow was trying to find Sonic. He was swinging from branch to branch like Tarzan, when a farmilliar robot came flying down, knocking him out of the trees, and landing on him.

"Get your fat metal ass offa me!"

"Greetings, teammate Shadow!" Omega said.

"I SAID GET OFFA ME!"

Omega got off of Shadow.

"Good. Now, WTF were you-"

Just then, a farmilliar Echidna fell from the sky, landing on Shadow; again.

"That fall wasn't as hard as I had expected", Knuckles commented. He heard muffled curses from under him and got up. "Oh, sorry, Shadow."

"WTF! ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT TO GET M-"

Then, a farmilliar hedgehog fell from the sky, landing on Shadow.

"Wow, what a soft landing!" Sonic exclaimed. "I thought it would, like, hurt!"

A muffled voice from under Sonic said, "IT WILL!"

Sonic got up off of Shadow. "Oh, hi, Shadow."

"I am going to proceed to beat the crap out of you." Shadow announced. Knuckles nodded his head in agreement.

MEANWHILE...

"Oh no!" Amy exclaimed. "What have we done to my darling Sonic! WAIT FOR ME, SONIC!" Amy dove down the cliff after Sonic.

"Wait for me, Amy!" Cream exclaimed.

"Wait for me, everyone!" Vector yelled.

"I'M COMING, BOB!" Espio screamed. They all jumped off of the cliff.

BACK TO HEDGY AND FRIENDS... Shadow: AHEM. Opps, sorry. BACK TO HEDGY AND ENEMIES...

Shadow was about to leap on Sonic, but then Amy, Cream, Vector, and Espio all landed on him. More muffled curses were heard. Amy covered Cream's ears. They very slowly got off of Shadow. "GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH Y-" An airplane landed on top of Shadow and squished him even deeper into the ground. More muffled curses were heard. Tails, whom was in the driver's seat, called, "Hey guys!"

Everyone got into the pland and it started to take off. Shadow jumped to his feet. "WAIT... FOR... ME!" Shadow grabbed the plane wing and hung there. Sonic opened his window and grinned. "Hi, Shadow! Long time no see!"

"$#&()$#!#!#$#()()$&Q$$!&#!"

"What was that, Shadow?" Sonic called. "Tails, take the long way home... and drive slowly... heh heh heh... have a nice trip, Shadow!"

Shadow, still hanging onto the wing, yelled, "I'll get you for this, Sonic! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."