Shadow: Eggman we just beat down two chaotix what's next?
Eggman: Why the fuck is it just chaotix shit. You have to reach someone close to him!
Shadow hangs up the phone.
Shadow: Why didn't you let me finish my plan.
Rouge: We don't need to trick him if were gonna fucking kill him!
Sonic,Tails, & Knuckles go to Vector and Charmy's apartment.
Vector: So They're both in the hospital.
Charmy: I guess it's too late to ask for some weed.
Vector: Shut up.
Sonic: We need a more inconspicuous house to stay in.
Knuckles: It would be Big or Silver.
Sonic: Fuck Silver,
Vector: He would be a good option.
Sonic: Damn it, Fine.
Just then he gets a phone call.
Sonic: WASSUP!!
Shadow: That Budweiser greeting is really outdated. I have someone hostage right now.
Amy: Sonic help! they beat me and made me read ShadAmy fanfics.
Shadow: Just show yourself and she'll live.
Sonic: I don't care about her. She gives me reasons to do drugs.
Tails: Let's go.
Silver: Well if it isn't Sonic the Make-3-more-games-than-you-should've hedgehog.
Sonic: Listen Were gonna die unless we can stay here.
Silver: Give me 100 bucks.
Sonic: I don't have any money.
Silver: Here if you can take Blaze's rings I'll let you stay here.
Tails: Why?
Silver: Because she said that were "just friends" and that cat bitch isn't getting away with that.
Knuckles: What about for tonight?
Silver: Sure.
Silver: What's your problem anyway?
Vector: Have you seen Less Than Zero?
Silver: I love Robert Downey Jr.
Sonic: Shut THE Fuck Up and get inside!!