This chapter make you laught, maybe. I only have to say: poor Tsukune, MUAHAHAHA.


My work is…

"My name is Aono Tsukune; I have 21 years and am happily married to Akashiya Moka, Moka Aono right now. I'm on my way to work, so, I'm in trouble. I was fired, apparently it does not matter if I saved the world from Alucard, nobody knows. And I'm concerned because there are certain people who should not know ". Tsukune thought, and then remembered a little about this.


Flashback.

Tsukune had asked the hand of Moka. But he had to wait in the lounge because some people would have to know. The worst thing is that the first to know was the elder sister of the Shuzen family. Akasha had told everything to Akua. Tsukune was very nervous about that, Moka was not there, just him.

"So... Tsukune Aono, you're here. Was not a joke." Akua was not happy with what was going on.

"Akua-san! Eh... yes, I'm here, hello". If looks could kill, Tsukune was already dead. They both were face to face.

"I guess I cannot help it, my sister loves you but I disagree."

"But... why not? Also, you and me are going to be... like... a family?". From one moment to another, Akua had threatened him with the Jigen-Tou.

"Family? Ha. I cannot do anything, Moka loves you after all. But... if only you get to make her unhappy. I'm going to kill you". Tsukune swallowed.

"Akua-san... I will make happy to Moka, I promise! I'll do anything for her. So please don't threaten me." Akua turned away.

"I don't trust you, Tsukune. Remember my words."

"Why don't you trust me? God, this day will be long".

Flashback ends.


"I hope that this work will save me, although I did not read very well what he said. Well, this is the place." Arriving at bar, he saw lights illuminating the sign were melting into and made a short circuit. Without warning the glass broke and a person fell in front of Tsukune.

"You're a mess!". Shouted from inside, the man got up very angry.

"Get lost!"

"Why do not you do us a favor and go away?!". They shouted to the man and he went. "Thank you!"

"Hey, is the third that you throwing to the glass". Shouted an old man with a deep voice. Tsukune swallowed, he was not so sure in, but had little choice, after all, after paying the pantry, who was going to pay the light bill or the phone? Tsukune entered the room through the door and saw it was a small place, had a pool table, a small stage and a bar where 3 boys were talking to an old man on wheelchair.

"Who do you think keeps this damn sty!? Your Mum!?". Shouted the old man.

"Sorry, Mako-san". Said a boy sleeveless red shirt, blue jeans, red cap, brown eyes and white skin, looked no more than 17 years. "But you said I should fall into a cliff because he does it so bad, so I threw out the window, hahaha!"

"Um... sorry". Tsukune interrupted. "I ..."

"If you come to the auditions boy, you better know how to play"

"Play?"

"The guitar?"

"No"

"The bass?"

"No"

"The synthesizer, piano, something?!"

"No, I didn't know that"

"Don't you read the advertising?". Asked the young man.

"That didn't say anything of an instrument"

"It's in the fine print, asshole". Scolded the old.

"Sorry. Listen, I came here because ... well, I need some money, I have not had much luck"

"Then come here boy". Told the old man, as he moved his chair to the bar and one of the boys who were with the old man went to the bar. "Every story to tell must have good Sake"

"If I were you, I would accept." Said the guy in the red cap. So Tsukune agreed and sat on the wooden chair.

"What is your story, boy?"

"Hey! I have 21!"

"Don't go to be very old." He said sarcastically, "You!, serves some Sake"

"Well, I had a job in an office, but I got fired yesterday. I tried to find work in another office, but nobody hired me and of my fortnight I only has 1000 yen, but a lack of food in the house and I cannot load all to my wife ". Tsukune ended, while drinking some Sake, the old man was not served from the bottle, and he drank from the bottle.

"Can you speak English?"

"Yes, I'm pretty good." The old man did a sign to the young man of red cap and he brought a sheet with writing in English.

"Read this, only the first verse"

"Jessie is a friend, yeah I know he's a good friend of mine, But lately something's changed, It is not hard to define, Jessie's got himself a girl, And I want to make her mine ..."

"Stop, you're perfect." He praised the elderly. "Guys, we find our artist"

"What". He said with surprised. "Wait, I can't sing"

"That does not matter. I'm Mako Satoshi; I own this place of ill repute"

"My name is Tsukune Aono, glad to meet you". They both shook hands.

"The red cap is called Mike, is an American guitarist who dropped silly here on a tour, since that, he working here and sleeps here"

"Jeez Mike, I'm sorry for you." Tsukune said. "But how you dropped out?"

"For idiot! For that." Replied the old man, finishing drinking the bottle of Sake and moving his wheelchair to the stage. "If you want to work here you have to learn a few things. I command here, why do you think the name of this bar is New opportunities?"

"Well, I..."

"Because this is a pigsty!". He raised his hands up. "We give the opportunity to people like you, who have problems to succeed, Mike will explain the rest." The old man returned to the bar Mako "You! What are you waiting for!? Pour me another bottle of Sake!"

"Is he always like this?"

"Yes… but he gives me a place to sleep, so no matter. Look Tsukune, the show begins at night, many people come ..."

"Should be a good place." Tsukune thought.

"But don't think that is because it is good, this is a dump, if you do it wrong, people booed and get kicked out of the stage and if you're good, people will give you some money. The good thing is that the money is immediately, the least you can earn here song is 1,000 yen, and the maximum is up to 2,500 yen"

"For each song?"

"Yes, I think you understood this. I am the guitarist, who served Sake called Akira and in the dark corner." Pointing to a boy in glasses, blond hair covering his eye, dark eyes, wearing a black jacket and jeans "Is called Hachiro, he plays bass and has 16 years, he study and work"

"Listen, we just play songs in English, today we will play Jessie's Girl". He handed the letter "Let's try."

They started rehearsing, but Tsukune's voice was not tuned and they came out bad.

"Idiot". Scolded the old Mako "Don't sing the song, feel it!"

"I am ashamed"

"With all the...". The old man did not finish. "Akira, bring me the special"

"I will do, Mako-san". He went to get a bottle of wine and returned immediately.

"Boy, come here a second." Tsukune approached the old man. "Only an idiot would not try this wine Antinori Villa Antinori Bianco and you Tsukune, you're not an idiot, go drink". The old man poured a glass. "Is only a wine". The boy took a sip and liked the taste, it tasted like fruit.

"This is tasty". The old man smiled. Tsukune finish the entire bottle and he was drunk without him noticing. He did it well after that.


After the practice.

Tsukune returned home somewhat drunk, at two o'clock. He came through the door, took off his shoes and dropped into the couch.

"I'm... at home...". He reluctantly said and after a while of no response, Tsukune fell asleep. Soon after, Moka returned and saw Tsukune asleep on the couch, with blue shirt open showing his white shirt he always wears underneath.

"Today he came early, must have been a tough day." Ura started making the food and Tsukune awoke to the smell of food, and like a sleepwalker was walking into the dining room where Ura was serving the food.

"When you woke up?"

"Right now Moka-san, you look beautiful." He said with one eye closed, as it still did not wake up at all.

"Thanks Tsukune, you... you look tired"

"Ah... I've had worse days." Tsukune check his phone, there was a new message that said: "Today at 9:30 your first concert, don't be late, spawn of evil. LOL, just kidding. Mako Satoshi."

"Dammit!".


Maybe my numbers are wrong.

Next chapter: My first concert.

The day? Who knows? Very soon.

Good bye, I will see you in the next chapter.