Stupid Questions
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By Draconsis
FFN is back!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!! There was only so much time I could spend on Neoquest ya know…
Anyway, anybody from Neopets here? My username is Draconsis. ^_^. If you aren't on Neopets, sign up using this link: http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=draconsis . If you need help with the site later, just neomail me.
Now…
Looks like I forgot Kouji and Tenkou the last time around…whoops…^_^;;;;;; silly me. So here's the special for those nice people who reminded me…
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Kouji: Hey woodchuck, stick yer logs towards da sky! This is a hold up, yer hear?
Tenkou: Help me take over the world… an di'll give you 0.000000000000000000000001 % of it. Or I'll just murder you and keep the whole thing for myself. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH.
Draconsis (me): Ummmm…Suzaku seikun…the chicken got loose… So now I need a chicken for the next part of my fic!
Suzaku: *looks at seiryu*
Seiryu: *looks innocent* ((BURP)) *burps up some chicken feathers*
Draconsis, Suzaku: *look sick*
Draconsis: You ate my chicken!!!!!!!!!!
Seiryu: Naw, it's still here. *points at Suzaku*
Suzaku: Kisama…
Seiryu: Here chicky chicky chicky…awwww…Byakko got your tongue?
Suzaku: *has turned positively purple in the face*
Draconsis: Um, guys, before you start let me out of here first.
Suzaku, Seiryu: Okay.
*Draconsis teleports out*
Recorded voice playback: (from Draconsis) Okay, continue.
Suzaku: Teme, I'm gonna get you! *forms fireball*
Seiryu: Ohhhhhhhh, I'm sooooooo scared. *Forms lightning bolt*
Taiitsukun: *appears* You two!
Suzaku, Seiryu: *stop abruptly*
Taiitsukun: *pinches Suzaku and Seiryu's ear* Morons! Back to heaven with you two! And stay in your own countries till dinner! AND NO DESSERT!
Suzaku: But-
Seiryu: He started it! *points at Suzaku*
Taiitsukun: NO BUTS!
*all three disappear*
Byakko, Genbu: *snicker*