Author: Naruko-koi

Rating: M

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the Naruto characters

Warning: Yaoi (boyXboy)!! Some NaruSaku… sorry, it's needed…

A/N: Sorry it has taken me so long to update, but I was just too lazy to do it… I'm sorry… I plan to be better at updating my stories… I promise to at least update once a month… I hope that make up for that lack of updating you've had to deal with…

Based on anime and manga Naruto

ENJOY!!!

Previously:

'Nevermind. I'd rather go over there and apologize. Kiba's never going to let me live this down.' Naruto thought as he kicked Kiba as he rolled on the floor laughing.

Iruka smiled. "That's good."

Kiba's laughter got louder.

Damn. He hated his life at times.

Chapter 4

"Okay… Calm down Sasuke. Everything is fine." Sasuke mumbled quietly to himself as paced around his room. He was so embarrassed about the kiss. His first kiss.

"It was all the idiot's fault anyways." He reassured himself. "It didn't mean anything. It was dumb."

Sasuke stopped in the middle of the room and touched his lips. Naruto's lips were so warm and soft. It was kind of nice. Sasuke's eyes widened. "Oh no. No, no, no, no. It was definitely NOT nice at all; in any way, shape, or form. No way!!! He tasted like instant ramen for crying out loud."

Sasuke growled at himself before letting his body fall onto the bed with a soft 'thud'. He stared up at the ceiling for a moment before draping his arm over his eyes.

"So what if it was an okay kiss. It's not like I'm in love or anything like that with the loud-mouthed idiot." Sasuke repeated out loud to himself.

Suddenly Naruto's face appeared in the black behind he eye lids. Naruto was like a giant ball of energy and sunshine Sasuke noted. Everyone felt attracted toward his warm rays.

"Dammit!!" Sasuke cursed as he sat up. Why couldn't he get that idiot out of his head?

A sudden knock on the door took Sasuke from his thoughts.

Sasuke cleared his throat before answering. "Come in."

"Are you okay?" Itachi asked a he walked into Sasuke's room.

Sasuke sighed. "Yes."

"You sure?"

"Yes, Itachi. I'm fine."

Itachi nodded, respecting his brother's privacy. "I came to tell you dinner is ready."

"Thanks, but I'm not hungry." Sasuke said as he laid back down onto the bed.

"You should eat something. You have a long day ahead of you tomorrow." Itachi reminded.

"Yeah, I know. But I still can't eat. I think it's the nerves." Sasuke lied. He didn't feel like he could face anyone at the moment. Especially the people in this house, the ones who could easily read him.

"Oh. Okay." Itachi said as he closed the door, but not before adding, "Goodnight Sasuke."

"'Night Itachi." Sasuke mumbled as he crawled under the covers.

'Tomorrow is going to be a long day.'

"Sasuke!!! Wake up!!! You need to get ready to go!!!" Kakashi shouted from outside Sasuke's door.

Sasuke groaned as he rolled out of bed and rubbed his eyes. He could tell today was going to be a bad day just by how he felt in the morning and he felt like total crap.

He groaned again as he walked over to the dresser where he had put out his clothes for the day. He grabbed them and his bathroom bag and walked sluggishly into the bathroom.

He took extra time in the shower to hopefully prolong leaving for the school, but Kakashi kept yelling at him to hurry up. He decided to finish getting ready quickly so the gray haired man would stop nagging him to death.

After he brushed his teeth and combed his hair went into his room and pack all his stuff back into his bags. Once he was sure he had everything he needed he carried his luggage downstairs and out to the car where Sai helped him put it into the trunk.

"There you go, young lady." Sai snickered as he put the last of Sasuke's luggage into the trunk.

Sasuke glared at him and slammed the trunk shut. Unfortunately, Sai moved his hands out of the way before they could get smashed. "Go to hell, Sai." Sasuke growled.

"After you, Miss." Sai joked again.

Sasuke just decided to ignore him and went inside. He walked into the kitchen and sat at the table across from Itachi.

"Eat something, Sasuke." Itachi said as he took a bite of his toast.

"Whatever." Sasuke mumbled as he grabbed the cereal closest to him, Fruit Loops, and poured some into a bowl with milk.

They ate silently as Kakashi and Sai came and went, packing things they would need. Sasuke barley paid attention.

After everyone was finished they all loaded into the car and left for the school.

Sasuke could feel the knots tightening in his stomach. Maybe he should've skipped breakfast too.

Too soon they pulled up to a school surrounded by a large iron gate and pulled up to an office building.

A woman with short black hair came up to the car and greeted them. "Hello, I'm Shizune. I'm the secretary. Follow me please." She greeted politely and she walked through the front doors.

They walked down a long hall that had walls filled with trophies and awards that the school won. At the end of the hall was a large oak door with 'Jiraiya Sannin, Principal' posted on a metal plate on the door.

Shizune knocked twice before a voice said, "Come in."

Shizune walked in first and announced them. "The people you requested are here sir."

"Ah. Let them in, let them in." He said while waving his hand, signaling them to sit.

They all filled in and sat in the soft, cushioned chairs in front on the large oak desk.

"Hello. I'm Konoha Academy's principal, Jiraiya Sannin." The man said as he stood from his seat at the desk and shook Kakashi's hand. The man was extremely tall with long white hair that almost touched the floor and a nice business type suit. "And this is my wife, Tsunade Sannin."

The woman standing next to the desk smiled. "Hello." She said. She had blonde hair that was tied back into two pony tails and a nurse's outfit on.

Sasuke gapped at the woman. She didn't look a day over thirty and her boobs were… well… they were huge.

"Nice to meet you." Kakashi said politely. "I'm Kakashi Hatake. I'll be your new math teacher."

"Ah, yes. The detective Kakashi Hatake, nice to finally meet you." Jiraiya said as he sat back into his seat.

"This is Itachi Uchiha, Sai Uchiha, and Sasuke Uchiha." Kakashi said as he pointed to each of them as he said their name.

"Nice to meet you all." Jiraiya nodded in their direction. "Tsunade, dear?"

"Yes." She said, sounding slightly annoyed.

"Would go and take Sasuke to get prepared?"

Sasuke's head snapped up at the sound of his name. He mentally groaned.

"Okay." She said. "Sasuke, if you could follow me."

"What about everyone else?" Sasuke asked as he nodded in the direction of the others. He didn't want to suffer alone.

"We're going to discuss what exactly is going to happen." Jiraiya answered. "They'll catch you up later."

"Go ahead Sasuke." Itachi encouraged.

'Traitor!!!' Sasuke thought as he followed Tsunade out of the office.

Once outside the office, they walked into the nurse's room.

Tsunade turned to him. "Sit down there." She said as she pointed to a chair next to her desk. Once he sat down Tsunade called for Shizune.

"You needed me Tsunade?" Shizune asked as she walked in.

"Yes. Take notes." Tsunade ordered.

"Yes ma'am." Shizune nodded as she pulled out a notepad of paper from the desk and a pen from her pocket. "Ready."

"Okay." Tsunade nodded as she started to examine Sasuke, causing him to fidget slightly. "His hair is going to need extensions. It's too risky to wear a wig."

Sasuke inwardly cursed his bad luck.

"Make up is obvious. Something light though, nothing too dramatic." Tsunade noted as Shizune continued to take notes. Tsunade then walked up to Sasuke and lifted up his pant leg. "You're going to need to shave, Sasuke. Although, your legs aren't as hairy as I thought." She mumbled the last part.

Sasuke wanted to kick the woman in the face. Did she not realize that she was completely humiliating him?

"He'll probably need panty hose. Hmmm…" She paused. "About the breasts… I'd say a size C will do. Nothing really for the hips. He's already kind of curvy."

Sasuke finally decided to stop acting polite and glare at the woman, but she didn't seem to notice. Either that or she was just ignoring him.

"Stand up." She ordered Sasuke.

He stood up and Tsunade pulled out a tape measurer. He decided to just ignore them as they wrote down his measurements and sizes. If he ignored it maybe it would all just go away.

When they were finally done Shizune left to call him in for a hair appointment as well as various girly crap that he'd rather not be a part of.

"How am I going to know where all my classes are and where I'm staying?" Sasuke asked.

Tsunade turned to him. "We'll have someone show you around who has the same schedule as you. There's bound to be someone. And I'll show you to your living quarters when we are done."

"Hn." He replied. It was the only reply he could give without yelling and throwing a fit.

"Tsunade?" Shizune said as she entered. "His appointment is at 10:30."

"Okay. What time is it now?" Tsunade asked as she looked around for a clock.

"10:00." Shizune answered for her.

"Thank you, Shizune. You may go now." Tsunade said as she stood up. "We have to leave now if we want to make it to your appointment early."

"Why do we have to be there early?" Sasuke almost whined.

"Because I'm big on punctuality." Tsunade replied simply.

Sasuke sighed in defeat as he followed Tsunade outside to the car waiting for them and climbed into the back.

'Here we go.' Sasuke thought sarcastically as the car pulled away from the school.

'Everyone's looking at me.' Sasuke thought as he walked across the school yard behind Tsunade. That appointment had be the worst five hours of his life. After they were finished they asked him if he wanted to see what he looked like, but he refused. There was no way he was going to even take a peek at what he now looked like. He'd probably kill someone and hopefully break one of the stupid fake nails he was wearing. God he made himself sick.

He was walking across the school yard when something out of the corner of his eye made his jaw drop.

'Is Itachi laughing at me?'

Indeed. His asshole of a brother was laughing at him. 'I look that bad? Damn you Itachi!!!'

Sasuke decided to ignore him as he followed closely behind Tsunade. He could hear people pause from their conversations to look at him, but he was far too humiliated to even glance back at them.

Soon they reached the girl's dormitory and went up two flights of stairs. They walked down the hall until they reached room 205 and Tsunade turned to him. "This is your room. Remember everything we told you." She reminded him as she turned and unlocked the door.

They walked inside. "Here's your key and your bags are next to your bed." She said as she handed he a pair of bronze keys. "The bathroom is there and the closet is there." She pointed at the rooms and turned to him. "Everything else is self-explanatory. Good luck." She said as she turned and left.

Once she was out of the room Sasuke let out a loud groan. "UGH!! I hate my life!!" He shouted.

He didn't feel like unpacking his bags and decided to just flop down onto the bed. Unlike at Kakashi's house the bedding wasn't dark blue, but a floral pink. It looked like fairies threw up on his bed spread.

He groaned again as he rolled over and threw his face into the pillow. Could this day get any worse?

He decided that a nap would be the best thing to calm his nerves. Just as he was about to fall asleep there was a knock at his door. He groaned into the pillow and threw himself off the bed.

He stalked over to the door and threw it open. "What!?" He growled.

"Oh. We're sorry if we disturbed you. We just wanted to tell you we're you neighbors from across the hall. We're in room 206 and we just wanted to say hello."

Sasuke blinked. He blinked again. It was pinky and her blonde friend.

"Oh. Sorry. We should introduce ourselves. I'm Ino Yamanaka."

"I'm Sakura Haruno."

"And I'm H-Hinata Hyuuga."

Sasuke paused and stared at the girls. What were the chances that he would be in the room across from them? Although, he'd never seen the one with the short hair before.

They stared at Sasuke waiting for a response. "Um. What's your name?" Sakura finally asked.

"Sakae Uchiha." He said curtly.

"Hello Sakae. It's nice to meet you." Ino said as she held out a hand.

Sasuke took her hand to be polite a shook it quickly before letting go.

"Oh my gosh! Where did you get your nails done? They look amazing!? Sakura exclaimed as she took Sasuke's hand and started to examine it.

"Uh…" Sasuke blanked. "I can't remember."

"Oh. Okay." Sakura smiled. She was almost too kind for her own good.

"Anyways, we wanted to know if you wanted to hang out with us." Ino interrupted the silence.

"I don't kn–" Sasuke started when Sakura interrupted him.

"Oh come on. It'll be fun." She winked.

"You can meet our other friends." Hinata suggested. Sasuke almost forgot she was there. She was so timid and quiet.

"I guess." Sasuke shrugged.

The other girls squealed and he immediately regretted his decision to go along.

Before he could said he didn't want to go anymore, the girls dragged him down the hall barely giving him enough time to shut his door.

They dragged him down the two flights of stairs and pushed him through the doors and outside into the school yard.

"Sakura!"

Sasuke's eyes widened. 'Oh no! Not him!' Sasuke begged.

"Naruto!!" Sakura shouted as she waved to the other group who was walking toward them. "Meet our new friend! Her name is Sakae Uchiha." Sakura introduced as the other group got close.

'Don't recognize me! Don't recognize me!' He repeated in his head as Naruto walked up to him.

"Hi. I'm Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto introduced himself and held out a hand, but Sasuke didn't even move to take it. He just stared at Naruto.

Naruto fidgeted slight before rubbing the back of his neck with the hand. "Right then."

"Uhhh…" Sasuke blanked. He could take his eyes away from Naruto's lips. Oh Crap!

"Hey." Naruto said, his eyebrow furrowing. "You look familiar."

'Oh shit…'

A/N:

I finally updated… YEA!!!!

I hoped you liked this new chapter. Things are about to get good… OH YEAH!!! DRINK THAT RED PUNCH STUFF IN THAT CREEPY PUNCH BOWL!!! Just kidding… XD… its Kool-Aid right? I don't see how it's so cool… It should be called Kreepy-Aid… those commercials scare me… So off topic here… sorry

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