Well then... A few days ago I got my first flame some constructive criticism and it was very strange... The person said that no one really liked Reader (you) x Character stories... So, I made a poll on Quizilla and two thirds of the voters said that their favourite type of fan fiction was Reader x Character. Hmm. Strange, I guess that person just didn't like Reader insert stories.

Anyway, sorry for the random babble... here is Chapter 4!

P.S. This chapter gets a bit strange... don't read if you think Inuyasha is 'innocent'. I don't want to be the one to ruin your perspective. Lol.

Inuyasha- The well beside the Bone eater's well.

A very strange figure wandered around the forest by the Bone Eater's Well late at night. It was strange because well for one, it was carrying a laptop in feudal Japan, and two, it had the magical ability to make wells.

That's definitely not someone you want to run into alone at night.

The figure walked out of the forest and to a very familiar clearing that had the Bone Eater's Well in it. Upon seeing the well, the figure gasped because it had never seen such an ugly well before.

So it decided to do some community service by making a much prettier well beside it. Looking down at its laptop the figure found a picture of a very pretty well and right clicked it.

Then the figure selected 'copy' from the little pop out menu and with its magical finger it pointed at a spot beside the already existing old well.

The new well copied over perfectly and the figure gave a small smile before going back into the forest.

The next day...

"Okay Inuyasha, today I need to go home to get supplies and that's final!" screamed a female voice at a stubborn hanyou.

"Fine wench, but if you don't bring me any ramen I'm not going to let you go back for a month!" replied said hanyou.

Kagome sighed and began walking to the well she had jumped in countless times already. When she was almost at the clearing she stopped and looked around.

Something didn't feel right, and she did not like it one bit.

Slowly and cautiously, Kagome walked into the clearing but then stopped and stared with wide eyes at the new well beside the Bone Eater's Well.

It must have been the most beautiful well she had ever seen! And it looked so modern too!

She ran over to it happily and not even for a second did she stop to think how, why, or when the well had appeared. For goodness sake, how could this be the same girl that fought demons without any fear?

Anyway, when she was only a few feet away from the well she felt a huge demonic aura and stopped.

Looking around she saw nothing so she figured that the aura was coming from inside the well.

After putting her huge backpack down she inched over to the well and looking inside.

Smart.

Before she could even scream or gasp or crap her pants she was dragged into the well by... a demon bucket.

Yes, a bucket. A stupid little bucket.

Actually, let me clear things up. The night before when the strange figure put the well here it forgot that this was after all Feudal Japan and things are not what they seem.

So, for some odd or not so odd reason the well became a home for a demon bucket.

Well, back with Kagome,...

"Ahhh!"

Thud

"Owwieeee."

Kagome groaned as she peeled herself off the ground but then she gasped when she looked around.

It no longer looked like she was in a well; it looked like she was in someone's head instead.

For one, she was standing on something pink and brain-like. Two, there were two holes that were like eyes and she could see through them. Three, and probably most importantly, she could hear all the thoughts going on in this person's head.

Now, the question of who this person is arises. Kagome decided the best way to figure this out was to listen to the thoughts of this person.

'Stupid wench Kagome, we need to hunt shards! We don't have time for her to go back to her world and lazy around!'

Well if that didn't give any hints...

'She better bring back some ramen... lots of it too.'

Kagome frowned when she realized she was in the head of none other than Inuyasha.

With Inuyasha and the gang...

"Inuyasha stop pouting, Kagome will be back in a couple of days," Miroku offered to the moping hanyou.

"Heh, I know that! Stupid monk," was Inuyasha's lovely reply.

After that everyone was quiet for a couple of minutes before a little tiny voice screamed bloody murder and it seemed like it was coming from Inuyasha's head.

Inuyasha looked completely shocked but then he gasped when he heard that little voice scream, "Inuyasha! You pervert! Why the hell were you thinking about that!"

With Kagome...

Kagome was getting rather bored in Inuyasha's head because well, this is Inuyasha's brain we're talking about.

So, she decided to experiment a bit and she walked closer to his brain. Everything looked normal but then suddenly a screen popped up and in a computerized voice it said, "What would you like to search up?"

At first Kagome was completely dumbfounded so she stared blankly at the screen but then some sense returned to her and she said, "Search up Kagome."

After waiting a few minutes the results came up on the screen and it said, "Five billion results for Kagome."

Kagome didn't know whether to be flattered or offended so she decided to read some of the results.

She touched the screen with her finger to point at the first one and it said, "Result 1. Thought= Wow, Kagome looks so hot in that bathing suit, I wonder what it would be like for me to take that off and feel her soft smooth skin... And I wonder if she would let me..."

After reading this Kagome stared at the screen without a thought going through her head before taking a deep breath and screaming bloody murder.

With Inuyasha and the gang...

Everyone looked at Inuyasha in shock as a little voice continued to scream from out of Inuyasha's head.

Instantly, everyone thought that Inuyasha was finally insane and he had gotten a split personality. However, that thought was destroyed when the little voice screamed 'SIITTTTTT' and Inuyasha fell face-first into the ground.

After getting up Inuyasha said, "Kagome? What the hell are you doing in my head?"

The voice instantly replied with, "Don't change the subject you big, stupid-ass pervert!"

Everyone sweat dropped and Miroku said, "Kagome, how did you get into Inuyasha's head?"

The response was, "A damn demon bucket threw me into a well."

"..."

"Hello? Are you guys there?" Kagome said after getting no reply.

Sango stepped up by saying, "Yes Kagome, we're here, now where was this well so we can get you out?"

After that Kagome explained where the well was and then said that they could take their time saving her because she was curious to see what else was in Inuyasha's head.

Everyone completely ignored the last part of her explanation and rushed to the well to save their friend as fast as possible.

With Kagome...

After reading more perverted thoughts about herself, Kagome decided to search up something else.

She searched up Kikyou and waited for the results to come up.

"One result for Kikyou." The computer voice said and Kagome eagerly pressed on that one result.

"Result 1. Thought= "I can't take this anymore; I've had enough of Kikyou forcing me to have sex with her! I'm done! I'm going to go back to raping others, not getting raped and I'm not going to be her bitch damn it!"

Kagome fainted.

With Inuyasha and the gang...

"Wow, that's a pretty well..." Miroku said when he got to the clearing.

"Yeah..." Everyone simultaneously agreed.

Then the group got a big rope and threw into the well in hopes of it reaching Kagome so she could grab onto it and they could pull her up.

It did reach her. Well, more like smack her on the head with full force enough to wake her up from her coma.

"Oww! What the hell!"

The group grinned, Kagome definitely got the rope.

With Kagome...

She was having a nice coma in which there was anything but Inuyasha, but then a big rope went out and hit her on the head.

After grumbling a bit she tied to rope to her waist and said, "Okay, I'm ready, pull me up!"

Everyone did so but as they were pulling her up the evil demon bucket intervened and did what it had done to Kagome earlier that day.

It pulled them in. Now Kagome, Sango, Shippo, and Miroku were inside Inuyasha's head.

"Uh-oh, this isn't good." Kagome said when she saw her friends around her and also in Inuyasha's head.

1 week later...

"Okay, search up... Sesshoumaru!" Sango said excitedly as she and her friends crowded around Inuyasha's brain.

They had been here for a week because that stupid demon bucket wouldn't let them get back up.

"There are ten billion results for Sesshoumaru." The computerized voice said.

Kagome gasped and said, "That's even more that me! Let's read the first one!"

"Result 1. Thought= "Damn, my stupid sexy brother beat me again! I wonder if he is this violent in the sack. I should ask him."

Everyone stared at the screen silently before grinning and clicking the second result.

"Result 2. Action= "Hey Sesshoumaru, are you this violent in bed?"

"Next one, next one!" chanted Miroku.

"Result 3. Response= "You want to find out little brother?"

"...do we dare keep reading?" asked Kagome before clicking the next one.

"Result 4. Thought= "Uhh... last night was horrible. Sesshoumaru really is as violent in bed as in fighting. My ass hurts so much. But the worst part is that he promised to do this again tonight."

"...I think I just died on the inside." Sango said before promptly fainting on top of the already fainted bodies of Kagome, Shippo and Miroku.

...Thus ends the little Inuyasha book of crack... Thank you for reading and reviews are always welcome (but no flames please) If you liked this you might also like the little Naruto book of crack or the Bleach book of crack. Thanks again for reading :D