A/N: OH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT THERE IS ALSO SOME STORIES HERE THAT FOCUSED ON FRIENDSHIP AND FAMILY.
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"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!" Tobi gulped as he saw the enraged Hidan. He DIDN'T know that the Jahanist was listening in his report. He was already shaking when Pein and Konan glared at him.
"Tobi is sorry!" he quickly replied while bowing down in fear.
"Leader-sama." He pleadingly looked at Pein.
"Ok Hidan. I approve of your request." Pein replied with suppressed anger as well.
"Bring her back." Konan butted in.
"I will." He assured the worried paper master. He knew Pein shouldn't put Tobi with his lover on an S-ranked mission. The masked nin couldn't even throw a kunai straight! All he was good at was teleporting his big ass away from danger. That fucking coward.
And to make matters worse, it was the mission for capturing the Kyuubi jailer. And base on Tobi`s report, Team Hebi and Team seven was her opponent. ALONE!
He let out a colorful string of cusses that could make Jashin cry to his mommy. Sure, he knew that she`s strong. Might he add, stronger than him, and was an immortal like himself. But he also knew that whenever she died, her memories went blank. They found it out the hard way.
Oh and did he mention to you that she was Pein`s older sister by the way? Based on your reaction, I'm afraid he did forget.
He burst out of the clearing only to drop his scythe in shock.
"Ah. Hi Hidan!" the woman cradling a fox waved at him. He dazedly walked towards her direction as he swept his lavender eyes around the clearing. Team seven was knocked out cold. Tied in a tree. Team Hebi were knocked out cold. Tied in a tree. Team seven`s pink haired banshee was tied upside down on the highest branch of the tree, out cold. Team hebi`s red haired slut was tied upside down on the highest branch of the tree, out cold. All in all, the immortal found the scene comically hilarious.
"Ne, Hidan, let`s take this fox to otouto!" he only noticed the red fox purring contently on his lover`s arms.
"Is that?!"
"Yup! Meet Kyuubi no Yoko!" she held out the nine tailed fox in front of his face.
Then at that moment, he facepalmed. Oh Kami! How did he forget that she could extract the bijuu from its jailer without killing the jailer.
"Let's go home you bitch. Your brother`s worried sick and Konan was fidgeting in the base." He stated as he lazily threw his arms on her shoulders.
"Why did you tie the whores upside down?" he asked her, only for her to grin sadistically.
"They called this Kagome a bitch." She replied, making him blink.
"I always call you a bitch, bitch."
"Well, I am YOUR bitch." She reasoned, making him smirk.
"That IS true." He cockily stated.
"Jerk." He heard her mumble. He dipped his head low before meeting her gaze.
"Well, I am YOUR jerk." He smugly said before slanting his lips over hers.
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WRITING HIDXKAG IS FUCKING HARD! WITH ALL THOSE CUSSING PRESENT BECAUSE OF THE JAHANIST.
OH BY THE WAY, SORRY FOR SAKURA FANS AND KARIN-if she has some- FANS!