"Last time on The Brawl Amazing Race, ten teams travelled to Helsinki, Finland!" said Bill. "The detour proved to be difficult for some…"
Jigglypuff and Kirby looked at the third patron in expectation.
The third patron threw a beer can at them.
"…while others found it easy."
Screen cuts to Ness and Olimar opening the locker.
"Luigi and Mr. Game and Watch and Ness and Olimar completed their respective Detour challenges first…"
Screen cuts to Luigi and Mr. Game and Watch, then Ness and Olimar receiving their Smash Balls.
"…earning them a Smash Ball each."
"Seven teams were able to defeat Galleom in combat."
Screen cuts to Ike and Pit KO'ing Galleom.
"Ness and Olimar's under-the-radar style of racing…"
"Ness and Olimar, you are team number one!" said Bill.
"…helped land them in first place!"
"Peach and Samus, who at one stage led the leg, broke a rule…"
Samus then proceeded to use Missile on a random guitar, destroying it.
"Okay then! Here's your next clue," said the challenge organizer.
…and received a penalty.
"…you have received a two-hour penalty…"
It dropped them to last place.
"You are the last team to arrive."
However, their luck was in.
"…this is one of four pre-determined non-elimination legs…"
"Can Peach and Samus bounce back from last place despite having a Speed Bump to come? And can Luigi and Mr. Game and Watch restore their morale after losing a leg for the first time in this race? Ten teams remain, who will be eliminated… next?"
*theme music*
Remaining teams:
Ganondorf & Wario
Sonic & Marth
Ike & Pit
R.O.B. & Mario
Peach & Samus
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Ness & Olimar
Pikachu & Yoshi
Luigi & Mr. Game and Watch
Falco & Link
"Ness and Olimar, who were first to arrive at 6:46 PM, will depart at 6:46 AM."
Ness & Olimar
1st to depart, 6:46 AM
"Drive to Helsinki Railway Station, then take a train to Moscow, Russia and go to the Severnoye Tushino Park. You have $139 for this leg of the race," read Ness.
"Teams will now have to drive 58 kilometres back to Helsinki and go to the railway station," said Bill. "Once there, they will board a train that takes them almost nine hundred kilometres to Moscow, Russia."
Ness & Olimar
Interview before leg
"Coming from second-last in the first leg to first place in leg 3 is awesome," said Ness happily.
"Ness & Olimar: Ready to strike!" said Olimar.
"Uh, Olimar, we're not bowlers."
Luigi & Mr. Game and Watch
2nd to depart, 6:57 AM
"Drive to Helsinki Railway Station, then take a train to Moscow, Russia and go to the Severnoye Tushino Park," read Luigi.
"Russia, huh? This should be interesting," said Mr. Game and Watch.
Pikachu & Yoshi
3rd to depart, 7:29 AM
"… Moscow, Russia and go to the Severnoye Tushino Park," read Yoshi. "You have $139 for this leg of the race."
"Fourth, third, and third. Nothing but consistency so far," said Pikachu, satisfied.
Helsinki Central Railway Station
Ness & Olimar
Currently in 1st Place
"When is the next train to Moscow?" asked Ness.
"6:23 PM."
R.O.B. & Mario
4th to depart, 7:40 AM
"Drive to Helsinki Railway Station, then take a train to Moscow, Russia and go to the Severnoye Tushino Park," read Mario.
Pikachu & Yoshi
Currently in 3rd Place
"Okay, so we take a right here…" said Yoshi.
BANG!
"What was that?" said Pikachu.
Yoshi checked the car.
"It seems that we have a flat tyre," he read.
"Great. Of all the goddamn times…" said Pikachu.
Sonic & Marth
5th to depart, 7:49 AM
"Drive to Helsinki Railway Station, then take a train to Moscow," read Marth.
They stepped into the car.
"We're fifth right now," said Sonic. "If we can put together a good leg, things may be different at the end of it."
Jigglypuff & Kirby
6th to depart, 8:10 AM
"Moscow, huh? Well, that makes it a perfect time for me to say this: In Soviet Russia, race runs you!" said Kirby, referencing a meme.
"Soviet Russia jokes are overrated," said Jigglypuff. "I prefer "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!" and the Loituma girl, as far as memes go."
"Is the Loituma girl even a meme?"
"I'm pretty sure it is."
Helsinki Central Railway Station
R.O.B. & Mario
Currently in 3rd Place
"The next train to Moscow is at 6:23," said Mario, looking at the schedule.
They went over to the counter.
"We'll have two tickets for the next train to Moscow," said R.O.B., and he and Mario duly got their tickets.
"Okay, so we now have our tickets," said Mario. "Hey, it's Luigi and Game and Watch!"
"Looks like we'll all be on the same train," said Luigi.
Sonic & Marth
Currently in 4th Place
"We'll have two tickets for the 6:23 train," said Sonic.
Ike & Pit
7th to depart, 8:29 AM
"You have $139 for this leg of the race," read Pit.
Ike & Pit
Interview after race
"I dreaded this leg. I hate Russia!" said Ike.
"Why? You never told me about that!" said Pit.
"It's a long story," said Ike.
Meanwhile, Pikachu and Yoshi had managed to get their tyre fixed, but…
"I'll do it for 50 euros," said a passer-by.
"Fifty dollars," negotiated Pikachu.
"Forty-five euros," was the reply.
Yoshi got out a calculator. It came out to around $56.
"Pikachu, that's $56," said Yoshi.
"Deal," said Pikachu.
Helsinki Central Railway Station
"Well, we'll all be on the same train. We should make a temporary alliance with another team," said Kirby.
"But who?" asked Jigglypuff.
"You'll find out once we're on the train," said Kirby.
Ganondorf & Wario
8th to depart, 8:58 AM
"…take a train to Moscow, Russia," read Wario.
"Wasn't Russia once called "the evil empire"?" said Ganondorf.
"Yeah," said Wario.
"This'll be our turf, then!"
Falco & Link
9th to depart, 9:18 AM
"This sucks. We're almost last," said Link.
"If a mishap occurs at any time, we may be screwed," said Falco.
Peach & Samus
Last to depart, 9:37 AM
"Drive to Helsinki Railway Station, then take a train to Moscow, Russia," read Peach. "…You have $139 for this leg of the race."
"We can't wreck this now," said Samus.
"Yeah. However, I'm not trusting you with any music-related challenge this time!" said Peach.
Helsinki Central Railway Station
"Okay, 6:23 PM," said Link, getting the tickets.
Later…
"Do you have any more tickets for the 6:23 train to Moscow?" sasked Peach.
"Yes."
"We'll have two of them."
2:45 PM
"Okay, so we're an alliance for this leg?" asked Kirby.
"Yeah," said Mario.
6:23 PM
"All teams are now on the same train to Moscow, Russia," said Bill.
Moscow, Russia
"Yes! We're first out!" said Peach excitedly.
Peach and Samus got into their cars.
Luigi and Mr. Game and Watch found the exit second, followed by Ganondorf and Wario.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 1st Place
"Okay, the Severnoye Tushino Park," said Samus. She checked the map. "We must take a right."
"How lucky are we that there was only one train to Moscow?" said Peach.
"Beyond lucky."
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Nice. We're back at the sharp end," said Wario.
"Unlike your brain," said Ganondorf snarkily.
"What?"
"Never mind."
The screen then showed some other teams driving to the Severnoye Tushino Park.
Luigi & Mr. Game and Watch
Currently in 2nd Place
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 6th Place
Falco & Link
Currently in 4th Place
R.O.B. & Mario
Currently in 7th Place
Severnoye Tushino Park
Peach & Samus
Currently in 1st Place
Samus read the clue.
"Go by taxi to the Fallen Monument Park," read Samus.
"Teams will now have to take a taxi to the Fallen Monument Park, where they will receive their next clue," said Bill.
Luigi & Mr. Game and Watch
Currently in 2nd Place
"Go by taxi to the Fallen Monument Park," read Luigi.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 1st Place
"Well, how about that! We're now leading!" said Samus.
"Speed bump," said Peach soberly.
"I know."
There really was a speed bump.
The taxi quaked as it went over at normal speed.
"See?"
Severnoye Tushino Park
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Go by taxi to the Fallen Monument Park," read Wario.
Fallen Monument Park
Peach and Samus were first there.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 1st Place
"Road Block! Who's good at solving mysteries, literally?" read Samus.
"Road Block! A Road Block is a task that only one person can complete!"
"In this Road Block, that team member must count the number of Vladimir Lenin and Joseph Stalin statues in this park, then proceed to an antique book shop named Bukinist in Arbat Street. The numbers of Lenin and Stalin statues are the tens and units digits, respectively, of a number that will tell the bookstore manager. If they are incorrect, a 10-minute penalty will be issued before another guess can be made. If they are correct, the team member will receive a copy of The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov, and flip to the page of the correct answer - 62 - to find a clue about their next destination - the Bulgakov Museum - where their teammate and next clue will be waiting."
"I'm doing this one," said Peach.
Severnoye Tushino Park
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 6th Place
"…Fallen Monument Park." read Kirby.
"Let's go!" said Jigglypuff.
R.O.B. & Mario
Currently in 7th Place
"Go by taxi to the Fallen Monument Park," read R.O.B.
Fallen Monument Park
Luigi & Mr. Game and Watch
Currently in 2nd Place
"Road Block! Who's good at solving mysteries, literally?" read Luigi.
"I am. I'll do this," said Mr. Game and Watch.
Meanwhile, Peach had just come up with her answer, and was heading for Bukinist.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 3rd Place
"I'll do this one," said Ganondorf.
Soon, Peach had made it to Bukinist.
"There are 6 statues of Lenin and 2 of Stalin," said Peach.
"Right! Here's your book," said the storekeeper.
Peach turned through the book. Soon she got to page 62.
"A clue?"
She opened the envelope.
"Drive to Bulgakov Museum," read Peach.
Severnoye Tushino Park
Ike & Pit
Currently in Last Place
"Go by taxi to the Fallen Monument Park," read Pit.
Bukinist
"I saw five Lenin statues and two Stalin statues," said Mr. Game and Watch.
"That is incorrect," said the storekeeper. "You get a ten-minute penalty."
Fallen Monument Park
Ganondorf was tallying the statues on the Road Block.
"…and there's a fourth statue of Lenin, and there's one of Stalin."
Falco & Link
Currently in 4th Place
"I'll do it," said Falco confidently.
Sonic & Marth
Currently in 5th Place
"Road Block," read Marth.
"I'll do it," said Sonic.
"Well, you are rather impulsive and don't look at instructions…" said Marth apprehensively.
"Like you're any better…" said Sonic.
"Uh, yeah. I am," asserted Marth.
"No way!" Sonic rushed inside.
Ganondorf
"Six Lenin statues and two Stalin statues."
"That's correct."
Bulgakov Museum
Peach was now inside the museum and had rejoined Samus.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 1st Place
"Take a taxi to Sokolniki Park," read Samus.
"Teams will now have to go by taxi to Sokolniki Park," said Bill.
Fallen Monument Park
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 6th Place
"I should do this one," said Kirby.
Falco had completed the challenge and was now at Bukinist.
Falco
"Six Lenins and two Stalin statues," said Falco.
"Yes, you're right."
Falco got the book, then turned the pages. Soon, he noticed that page 62 had a clue in it.
"Drive to Bulgakov Museum," read Falco.
Bulgakov Museum
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 2nd Place
"Take a taxi to Sokolniki Park," read Ganondorf.
Bukinist
Sonic
"There are four Lenins and three Stalins," said Sonic.
Storekeeper: Incorrect. You get a 10-minute penalty.
Sokolniki Park
"There's the cluebox!" said Samus.
Peach and Samus hurried to the cluebox.
Samus opened the envelope and read the clue.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 1st Place
"Detour: Ride the Rails or Ride the Lines," read Samus.
"A detour is a choice between two tasks!" said Bill. "In this detour: Ride the Rails or Ride the Lines!
"In Ride the Rails, teams must go by the Moscow Metro to Ulitsa 1905 Goda, where they will pick up a samosa from a marked snack stand. The wrapper will tell them to go to Kitay-Gorod and give it to a person in an Amazing Race shirt. He will then give them their next clue."
"In Ride the Lines, teams must go by trolleybus to Krasnoselskaya Station and find a key maker, who will then give them a key. The keytag will direct them to Rizhskaya Station, where their key will open up a locker containing their next clue."
"We'll do Ride the Rails," said Peach.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 2nd Place
"Detour: Ride the Rails or Ride the Lines," read Wario.
"Definitely, Ride the Lines," said Ganondorf.
Fallen Monument Park
Ness & Olimar
Currently in 8th Place
"Road Block! Who's good at solving mysteries, literally?" read Ness.
"I am. I'll do this," said Olimar.
Bulgakov Museum
Falco and Link and Jigglypuff and Kirby were now at the Bulgakov Museum.
Falco & Link
Currently in 3rd Place
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 4th Place
Falco and Kirby read the clue.
"Take a taxi to…"
"…Sokolniki Park."
Bukinist
"Your time penalty is up," said the storekeeper.
Mr. Game and Watch
Mr. Game and Watch took the book, then found the clue.
"Drive to Bulgakov Museum," read Mr. Game and Watch.
Pikachu & Yoshi
Currently in 9th Place
"I'll do this one," said Yoshi.
Sokolniki Park
Falco and Link had just made it to Sokolniki Park. Before long, they found the clue box, but barely a minute later, Jigglypuff and Kirby were there, too.
"Detour: Ride the Rails or Ride the Lines," read Falco.
Falco & Link
Currently in 3rd Place
"Ride the Rails," said Link.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 4th Place
"Let's do Ride the Lines," said Kirby, after a quick discussion with Jigglypuff.
Luigi & Mr. Game and Watch
Currently in 5th Place
"We should do Ride the Rails," said Mr. Game and Watch.
Bukinist
"There are six Lenins and two Stalins," said Yoshi.
"You're right," said the storekeeper, handing over the book.
Sokolniki Park
R.O.B. & Mario
Currently in 6th Place
"Detour: Ride the Rails or Ride the Lines," read Mario.
"Ride the Lines," decided R.O.B.
Moscow Metro Station
Peach and Samus had just boarded the Metro.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 1st Place
"Hey, this train's just two letters short of my series' name!" said Samus excitedly.
Peach was unimpressed.
"So? I have a fruit named after me!"
"Actually, no. You were named after it," said Samus.
"Oh."
Sokolniki Park
Ness & Olimar
Currently in 7th Place
"Ride the Rails," said Olimar.
Pikachu & Yoshi
Currently in 8th Place
"We'll do Ride the Lines," said Yoshi.
Sonic & Marth
Currently in 9th Place
"Ride the Rails," said Marth.
Ulitsa 1905 Goda
Peach & Samus
On Rails
"There's the marked stand!" said Peach.
Peach and Samus picked up the samosa.
"Go to Kitay-Gorod and give this samosa to a person in an Amazing Race suit," read Peach.
Krasnoselskaya Station
Ganondorf & Wario
On Lines
"That must be him!" said Ganondorf, pointing to an Amazing Race sign.
"Here, have this," said the key maker.
Ganondorf and Wario inspected the key.
"Go to Rizhskaya Station," read Wario.
Sokolniki Park
Ike & Pit
Currently in Last Place
"Detour, huh?" said Pit as he read the clue.
"Let's do Ride the Lines," said Ike.
Ulitsa 1905 Goda
Falco & Link
On Rails
"Hey, it's the Amazing Race flag!" said Link.
"Let's go!"
They got the samosa.
Meanwhile, at the trolleybus station near Sokolniki Park…
Pikachu & Yoshi
On Lines
"No. I don't believe it!" cried Yoshi, incredulous.
"Why? What's wrong?" asked Pikachu.
"We don't have enough money to get to Krasno-wherever," said Yoshi.
"Oh, what the [censor sound]!" raged Pikachu.
"WHY did we pay him so much?" fumed Yoshi.
"We didn't have a choice," said Pikachu.
"We must sell our non-essentials now," said Yoshi. "It's our only option."
Jigglypuff & Kirby
On Lines
"That must be the keymaker!" said Kirby.
"Do you have a key for us?" asked Jigglypuff.
"Yes, here it is!" said the keymaker.
"Go to Rizhskaya Station," read Jigglypuff.
Kitay-Gorod
Peach & Samus
Currently in 1st Place
"Hey, there's the guy in the Amazing Race shirt!" said Peach.
After handing over the samosa, Peach and Samus did not receive their clue. Instead, they saw a board with the words "Speed Bump" written on it.
They saw a clue hanging from the board.
Peach took the clue and read it.
"Speed Bump," read Peach.
"Speed Bump!" said Bill. "A speed bump is a task that only Peach and Samus must complete to receive their next clue, having come last in the last leg! In this speed bump, they must learn, then perform a traditional Russian dance, but they will only receive their next clue if the choreographer is satisfied with their performance. Once they have the clue, they must hurry, as this task could cost a lot of time!"
Rizhskaya Station
Ganondorf & Wario
On Lines
"There's the locker!" said Wario.
Ganondorf and Wario opened the locker.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 1st Place
"Hey, this is just a picture!" said Ganondorf angrily.
"Teams will now have to work out that this is a picture of the VDNKh Metro Station," said Bill. "Their next clue awaits them there."
Soon, they found a bystander.
"Where is this?" asked Ganondorf.
"It's VDNKh Metro Station," said the bystander.
Kitay-Gorod
Falco & Link
On Rails
"This must be it!" said Falco.
Link spotted the man in the Amazing Race shirt.
"Sir! Here it is!" said Link hurriedly.
He handed over the samosa. They got their next clue.
Falco & Link
Currently in 2nd Place
"Just a picture?" said Link.
"This must be where the next clue is!" said Falco.
Rizhskaya Station
Jigglypuff & Kirby
On Lines
"There's the locker!" said Kirby.
"Let's put in that key!" suggested Jigglypuff.
The locker swung open, and they got their clue.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
"It's a picture," said Kirby.
"It appears to be a train station," said Jigglypuff.
Sokolniki Trolleybus Station
R.O.B. & Mario
On Lines
"Do you have the key we need?" asked Mario.
"Yes," said the keymaker, handing it to Mario.
Kitay-Gorod
Luigi & Mr. Game and Watch
On Rails
Luigi and Mr. Game and Watch had gotten their samosa and had just given it to the Amazing Race shirt-man. Then, they got their next clue.
Luigi & Mr. Game and Watch
Currently in 4th Place
"That looks like…" said Mr. Game and Watch, realizing what it was.
"A train station!" finished Luigi.
"No! It's bubblegum!" said Mr. Game and Watch.
Meanwhile…
Sokolniki Trolleybus Station
Pikachu & Yoshi
On Lines
Pikachu and Yoshi were still short on money.
"We're selling this packet of batteries!" called out Pikachu.
"And this diary!" shouted Yoshi.
"Hey! That's my diary!" said Pikachu angrily.
"Oh," said Yoshi. "Anyway, just buy our stuff to help cure my brother's cancer!"
"Yoshi! That's low of you!" said Pikachu, shocked that Yoshi would stoop that low.
"No, really, Blue Yoshi does have cancer."
Before too long, though…
"I'll buy it for 200 roubles!" said a passer-by.
"Yay!" cheered Yoshi.
"Thank you SO much. You have NO idea what this means to us," said Pikachu gratefully.
Kitay-Gorod
Peach & Samus
On Speed Bump
Peach and Samus attempted to perform the dance. However…
"No, no, no! You got it wrong again!" shouted the choreographer.
"We'll never get this done," said a dejected Samus.
"Well, we wouldn't be doing this retarded Speed Bump if it wasn't for YOUR cock-up!" screamed Peach.
"Just… shut… up," said Samus.
Samus' voice overdubbed the scene.
"She is impossible sometimes. On occasion I can't believe I picked her to race with," said Samus.
Ulitsa 1905 Goda
Sonic & Marth
On Rails
"Okay, there's the marked snack stand!" said Marth.
They got the samosa.
Kitay-Gorod
Ness andd Olimar had just gotten their clue.
Ness & Olimar
Currently in 6th Place
"It's just a picture," said Ness.
They went off to ask for help.
"Do you recognize this?" asked Olimar, as he held up the picture.
"No," said the bystander he asked.
VDNKh Metro Station
Ganondorf and Wario were already there, and soon…
"It's a cluebox!" said Wario.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 1st Place
"You must now make your way on foot to VDNKh Park, the pit stop," read Wario. "The last team to check in may be eliminated."
"Teams must now go on foot to VDNKh Park, the fourth pit stop in a race around the world," said Bill. The last team to check in may be eliminated."
"Let's go!"
Within a few minutes, they were almost there.
Ganondorf and Wario ran as quickly as they could onto the mat.
"Ganondorf and Wario, you are team number one!" said Bill.
Ganondorf & Wario
1st Place
"Well, of course," said Ganondorf arrogantly. "The Evil Empire belongs to TEAM EVIL! MUHAHAHAHAHA-okay, I'll stop now."
"I understand that you two both own a Nintendo Wii?" said Bill.
"Yeah, we do. In fact, everyone in Brawl does," said Wario.
"Well then, I have some good news for you," said Bill. As the winners of this leg of the race, you have each won 50,000 Wii Points, or $500 worth of Wii Points, which you can enjoy after the race.
"Yay!" cheered Ganondorf. "Now I can get Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards!"
Wario and Master Hand stared at Ganondorf oddly.
"What? Even an evil tyrant like me can enjoy a cute, bouncy game!"
VDNKh Metro Station
Falco & Link
Currently in 2nd Place
"You must now make your way on foot to VDNKh Park, the pit stop," read Link.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
"The last team to check in may be eliminated," read Kirby.
The two teams were only separated by a minute. Eventually, both came to the mat, but Falco and Link were first.
"Falco and Link, you are team number two," said Bill.
Falco & Link
2nd Place
Just then, Jigglypuff and Kirby showed up.
"Jigglypuff and Kirby, you are team number three," said Bill.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
3rd Place
"So far, so good," said Kirby.
Rizhskaya Station
Ike & Pit
On Lines
"Here's the locker!" said Pit urgently.
"Hurry!"
Pit turned the key, and then took the clue.
Ike & Pit
Currently in 8th Place
"A picture?"
"We'll have to ask the bystanders here," said Ike.
VDNKh Station
Luigi and Mr. Game and Watch had come and gone. R.O.B. and Mario just got there.
"There's the cluebox!" said Mario.
R.O.B. & Mario
Currently in 5th Place
"You must now make your way on foot to VDNKh Park," read R.O.B.
VDNKh Park
Luigi and Mr. Game and Watch had just arrived.
"Luigi and Mr. Game and Watch, you are team number four," said Bill.
Luigi & Mr. Game and Watch
4th Place
Kitay-Gorod
Peach & Samus
On Speed Bump
Peach and Samus were struggling at the Speed Bump.
"No, wrong again," said the choreographer.
"This is ridiculous. We've been here for a goddamn half-hour," fumed Peach.
"These steps are way too hard," said Samus.
"Still, we have to do this somehow," said Peach.
"Right," said Samus.
VDNKh Park
"R.O.B. and Mario, you are team number five," said Bill.
R.O.B. & Mario
5th Place
VDNKh Station
Ness and Olimar were first there, but then they saw…
"It's Sonic and Marth!"
Ness and Olimar had a slight lead over them, though, so they got the clue first.
Ness & Olimar
Currently in 6th Place
"You must now make your way on foot to VDNKh Park," read Olimar.
However, Sonic and Marth's superior speed helped them beat Ness and Olimar, and they made it to the mat about 30 seconds before Ness and Olimar did.
"Sonic and Marth, you are team number six," said Bill.
Sonic & Marth
6th Place
As Bill said that, Ness and Olimar arrived.
"Ness and Olimar, you are team number seven," said Bill.
Ness & Olimar
7th Place
"Not exactly how you'd hoped to defend your lead, was it?"
"It was just rough out there," said Olimar.
A few minutes later, Ike and Pit made it to the pit stop.
"Ike and Pit, you are team number eight," said Bill.
Ike & Pit
8th Place
Ike & Pit
Interview after leg
"We've been crap so far," said Pit.
"We've been near the back of the pack almost the whole way," said Ike.
"It's only because of the battles that we're still in the race," said Pit.
Kitay-Gorod
Peach & Samus
On Speed Bump
Peach and Samus had just finished their dance routine.
"Yes, that's good enough," said the choreographer, finally satisfied.
Peach joyfully accepted the clue from the choreographer and opened the envelope.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 9th Place
"It seems to be a station image," said Peach.
They asked the choreographer.
"Do you know where this is?" asked Samus.
""It's VDNKh Metro Station.
En route to Rizhskaya Trolleybus Station
Pikachu & Yoshi
On Lines
"I hope we're not too late," fretted Yoshi.
VDNKh Metro Station
Peach and Samus had just made it to the cluebox.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 9th Place
"…the last team to check in may be eliminated," read Samus.
"Let's go!"
Rizhskaya Trolleybus Station
"There's the locker!" said Yoshi.
They ran over to the locker and opened it.
Pikachu & Yoshi
Currently in Last Place
VDNKh Park
Peach and Samus hurried onto the mat.
"Peach and Samus…"
Peach and Samus stared expectantly at Bill.
"… you are team number nine! You're still in the race!"
Peach & Samus
9th Place
Upon hearing this, Peach and Samus hugged each other for at least 30 seconds.
"I couldn't have asked for a better race partner. Even though we bicker sometimes, it's all been worth it," said Peach.
"This was a crazy leg. From last to first to what we thought was last again, but we're still in it!" said Samus.
About fifteen minutes later, Pikachu and Yoshi showed up.
"Pikachu and Yoshi, you're the last team to arrive," said Bill.
Pikachu & Yoshi
Last Place
"I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race," said Bill.
Pikachu and Yoshi were both dejected and bitter.
"From what I hear, you guys had trouble with money?" inquired Bill.
"Yeah, we did," said Pikachu. Back in Finland, the guy who fixed our car tyre charged us too much money. We had to sell some of our stuff."
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, you finished just one hour behind the leading team," said Bill.
"He prevented us from going on in this race," said Yoshi bitterly.
"Well, that is true," said Bill.
"To the guy who fixed our tyre back in Finland…" said Pikachu.
"…you're a jerk and a cheapskate!" said Yoshi.
Deleted Scene
Pikachu and Yoshi fired middle-fingers at the screen.
"That's for you, cheapskate," said Yoshi.
Finish Times:
Ganondorf and Wario: 10:45 AM
Falco and Link: 10:50 AM
Jigglypuff and Kirby: 10:51 AM
Luigi and Mr. Game and Watch: 10:56 AM
R.O.B. and Mario: 10:58 AM
Sonic and Marth: 11:03 AM
Ness and Olimar: 11:04 AM
Ike and Pit: 11:08 AM
Peach and Samus: 11:29 AM
Pikachu and Yoshi: 11:45 AM (Eliminated)
Next time on the Brawl Amazing Race:
Marth faces his biggest fear!
Marth: I can't do this!
Sonic: Yes, you can. One million dollars is on the line!
Marth: No, I can't! It's too high and I'm too scared!
And, for the first time ever, the Road Block occurs in the most unlikely place yet!
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