A/N: Right...another update for this story. I am not sure if it will be as popular as LMMB, but I have big expectation in this story though. I hope you like this as much as you do, oh, and I am sorry if there are some reviews that haven't been replied. It is because I am still very busy, and I have given my all to update, so please understand it. I love your every review always and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Anyway, you no need to read my babbling. Just go on and ENJOY the new chapter, CHAP.3!!

Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine and never will be...

Warning: foul language as always, shounen ai (yes...at last, mysterious pairing, just take a look and read it! XD)

For The Blue Sky

Chapter 3: Dangerous Brothers

Morning in Uchiha Residence had never been quiet. I just knew it after I had lived together with the family for a month.

At the first day after the incident, I faced Orochimaru who set his sour face in front of me, as if he were ready to yell and eat me alive if it was possible, though…I still faced him without fear since it was not my fault in the first place.

He humiliated me first by cutting my hair off and insulting my grandfather. I still had not forgiven him yet about it. Well, even if I too, was wrong because I punched him really hard. Now his face was like a…what would you call it? Zombie? Yeah, that's it.

Orochimaru was extremely pale. Well, Itachi, Sasuke, and Haku were too, but Orochimaru was ten times paler than them. That's why without make up he looked like a walking corpse. I almost laughed at the thought.

"So," Orochimaru began, "what will you say now, my dear?" he asked me in superior look.

I glared at him. "I think you are the one who should say something first," I talked back, making the snake man fume.

"You do realize where your position is now," Orochimaru said again seriously.

"And you do realize who is the one you are facing now," I replied as seriously as him.

Then we stared at each other sharply in a long time before Orochimaru sighed. "Fine then," he said while closing his eyes. "You can stay here, since I don't want the world to know about you," he continued while ruffling his own hair. It was a bit messy because he had just woken up.

Well, even if Orochimaru was definitely not a morning person, we could say he was an evening snake. Why? Because he had just woken up in evening, not in morning, just like hibernating snake.

I WIN!! I almost jumped in joy at his decision, but I succeeded on suppressing it to the lowest level as possible as I could do it. Then I coughed and smiled small, well, just say it as a service to him, since I didn't want to apologize to him about what happened last night. "Thank you, Otou-sama (father-I call him honorably), yoroshiku onegaishimasu (please give your guidance)," I said.

Orochimaru raised his eyebrow in surprise, but then, well, it might be my imagination, but I saw a taint pink on his face. No, I didn't believe he was blushing. He was not that kind of person. I believed he was just laughing in smug face, though I didn't really want to know what he was thinking.

So…after that, my life began in this Uchiha Family. Of course I was treated like a servant like I predicted before. What did I expect from this freaking Uchihas anyway? My brothers were all weirdoes. Dad was extremely hard when it involved his career. They had high pride and for all means, they didn't want to touch the cooking utensils or any housework. Fuck.

Well, why don't we try to know this family member one by one?

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"Damn it, Naruto! Where's the breakfast! I will be late for my flight, you know!?" Orochimaru (46) shouted while opening the door of his room.

Damned him, egoistical father, couldn't he see I was making it right now!? "It will be ready in a minute!" I shouted from the kitchen.

I quickly finished the cooking, and barely test it with my tongue about the taste since everyone had shouted and whined about where breakfast was. Then why didn't they make it themselves!? I yelled inside my mind in twitching eyebrows.

"I didn't like this food," Itachi said while frowning lazily from his chair as he stared at the miso soup in front of him blankly. If I could, I would punch him now, but since my hands were full, it was just my mental note to punch him later if I remembered.

Yeah, this oldest son of Uchiha, Uchiha Itachi (25), was really strange. He was really gorgeous of course, but totally lazy. Saying something like unclear diet, he even didn't want to make tea or juice himself! Fuck.

"I want to sleep again," Itachi said again as he stood up from his chair. Oh yeah, and he slept all the times.

"Sleep again? But you just woke up," I said protesting.

"Who cares? Sleep is good for beauty," Itachi said while walking slowly to the stairs. I could only look at him in stunned look. What the hell was that?

"It tastes horrible," Sasuke said as he ate his meal. He looked at miso in his spoon in disgusted look.

Here there were, weird person number two. Bad mouthed man, as well as girl's hater, Uchiha Sasuke (21). His personality was unpredictable, and I believed he had split personality! He was totally nice when he was under alcohol control for God sake!

"Jeez, it taste bad, but I am hungry, and I will eat anything as long as it is edible," Haku said, whining of course, but he ate quite lots and fast as well.

Well, personally, I thought he, Uchiha Haku (17), was the strangest, the weirdest, and the most unclear fellow in this house. I was still confused if he was a girl or a boy. Look at him. He was a total beauty! Smooth long hair and beautiful feminine face. Use that skirt and he was a girl! I sighed in sweat drop when I looked at him.

"Oi, Haku, you're still in high school aren't you? Doesn't anyone say something about your hair?" I asked wondering.

"Of course they do," Haku said while still busy eating. "Beautiful, they said," he smirked at me in that annoying smirk of his. Did all Uchiha have that kind of smirk? I twitched at the thought.

"Naruto, change my bed cover," Itachi said from upstairs while holding the spray in lazy look.

"Wait a sec, Naruto, call taxi for me! I am almost late!" Orochimaru ordered loudly while fixing his hair.

"Aaah, you should make udon and ramen as well! I want them!" Haku said while still eating.

"Damn it! It doesn't taste good! How come does miso taste like this!? You should think about taste it first before the look!!" Sasuke protested really hard in angry look.

Damned them all! They always ordered me around as if I really were their servant. Naruto do this, Naruto do that! UUUGH!! They're extremely annoying and aaaargh! They really frustrated me!! Even if I came here as their family…in the end they really did treat me as their servant!!

There was no time for me to rest in this month! Everyday I had to cook for everyone, clean this giant house alone (until now I couldn't even count the amount of the rooms!), wash the clothes and the dishes, go shopping (God…, Konoha's main street was extremely long and big!), and everything! I even couldn't mourn my grandfather's death anymore. Everyone seemed making sure that I was not free in any time! They're all a crowd of devils!! And of course, this house, this family was a mess itself!!

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"Ooh, God…I am exhausted…!" I said while splashing the water to my face. I had just finished cleaning up the house, and now it was dark out outside. I believed I would die early if I continued living like this. I couldn't even go to part time job anymore.

Shit. Even if I got enough meals and supplies here, I had to do something to save some money as well. I needed many things that were not food, didn't I?

I sighed slowly while staring at my reflection on the mirror. Was I really a son of Dad? I couldn't help wondering. I didn't look like him at all. Blue eyes, blond hair…even if mother was American, how come I don't have any single bit of Uchiha's characteristic?

I tried to smirk on the mirror. I didn't look like Uchiha at all, damned it.

"Naruto, make a cup of milk tea for me," suddenly I heard Itachi's voice as the said man opened the bathroom's door. He looked at me for awhile before, "Stop staring at yourself or you will be a narcissist," he said as he closed the door again in lazy expression.

I sweat dropped at that. How come did he find me in this large house? He bothered to look for me even if it was faster if he made that tea himself. No, my thought was wrong. He was not ordinary lazy person. He would do anything to be a lazy person! Whatever; I sighed again as I got my ass down to the kitchen to make the tea.

On the way to the kitchen, I heard the phone ringing. I went to pick it up first and answered. "Hello, Uchiha Residence here. Oh, Otou-sama, what's up? Yeah, ok. Fine, I will tell him. Yeah, good bye," I hung up. Jeez, actor. I shook my head at that.

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"Oi, Ita-nii (yep, I call him that way from now on), here's your milk tea," I said weakly while entering Itachi's room and found him reading a magazine lazily on his bed. Great! What a brother! I sighed while putting the cup on his table.

"Thank you, now you may go out. I will sleep," Itachi responded to me without even looking at my face and kept reading the magazine. Bastard!

"Dad just called," I said, trying to ignore his words. "He said he would stay in Tokyo for two or three months because he was busy," I continued.

Itachi looked at me blankly. "Well, so what? Out," he said again. "That bastard father…saying he was busy, huh, as if! He might have found new lover there," Itachi mumbled uncaringly.

"And about Chiyo-baa," I continued again, still ignoring his words. "Dad said he wanted you to bring something to hospital…."

"Man, he had broken up again…two or three months are quite fast…," Itachi still mumbled as he then realized that I was still there, staring at him disbelievingly. "What? Did you say something about bringing something to hospital?" he asked again, seeming only catching a few of my words.

"Massaging equipment," I answered.

"Are you an idiot? With what equipment do you think Chiyo-baa is treated now? There are lots in hospital aren't they?" Itachi protested in disbelief. He set a face as if the world had been crazy.

"Even if you said that…," I sweat dropped. "Eh, hey…does Dad really always change girlfriend like that?" I asked suddenly, being interested for no reason. Well, he was my father. What was wrong for wanting to know about him?

"Yes, always," Itachi answered in serious look. "Jeez, whatever, I will buy the massaging equipment, but tell Sasuke to bring it to hospital. If Chiyo-baa has got out from that place it will be useful for her," Itachi continued while yawning. Then he turned at me again. "Now get out. I want to sleep," he said again and in short time, he had shut his door in front of my nose, chasing me out.

Jeez, what a brother he was…and now massaging equipment and dad's girlfriend were messed up together. Damned…what should I do just now? Oh yeah, told that Sasuke and I could go to sleep.

I sighed again while walking to Sasuke's room. I saw the room was still open and the light was still on. Oh, good, he had not slept yet. I ran to his room and greeted him, "Sasuke, Dad say that-…that…!!?"

I couldn't even finish my words as I was utterly shocked at what I saw inside the room. There were Sasuke who was sleeping peacefully and…Haku, who was kissing him—on his lips—passionately. I widened my eyes as wide as I could. I was really shocked until I couldn't say anything.

Haku released Sasuke's lips and raised his head, looking straightly at me. Fuck. Haku smirked as he walked to me. "Did you see us just now?" the pretty boy asked suddenly in overly sweet smile.

I still widened my eyes and couldn't say anything but nod at the question, still pretty shocked at that.

"Then…forget about it," Haku said, still in his sweet smile. I still couldn't say anything.

However then, being as curious as I was, "Is…is he asleep?" I decided to ask eventually, trying to look for Sasuke's form because Haku was blocking my sight.

Haku suddenly slammed his fist to the door, not too loud, but it was enough to surprise me. "Of course he is, or else I couldn't kiss him," he said, still smiling, but there was a hint of threat on his smile. "You will forget it, won't you?" he asked again. "And you will not tell Sasuke about this," he continued as he got out from Sasuke's room and closed the door.

"What—you're—, him…!?" I didn't even now what I was talking. I was too confused to digest the information.

"You will forget it," Haku said again and his smile was still looking scary and overly sweet. "If not…your life will be in danger starting tomorrow," Haku smirked again at me, and then he walked off while laughing slightly.

I was still standing in front of the door in stunned look. Wait, I was trying to think. Haku was a boy even if he was a total beauty, and Sasuke was a man, even if their mother were different from each other, they still had a half of same blood in their bodies. Well…that meant…A GAY INCEST!!

I covered my mouth in disbelieving look. It was…too shocking. It was impossible, right? RIGHT!?

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"It was not a dream," Itachi said while gulping a ship of his third cup of milk tea. Yep, I decided to break in his room even if it was extremely dangerous. It was good that he was still up when I broke in and asked what the hell happened to my two other siblings, though the man didn't want to tell me before I made other cups of milk tea for him, that cheap bastard!

"W-what do you mean it was not a dream!? It was impossible, but they-…!" I even had not finished what I said as Itachi punched me. "OUCH!!" I yelped in pain as I stroked my nose. "What the hell are you doing!?" I screamed in annoyed look, confused at what he had done, punching me like that.

"It hurts, right? Then you're not dreaming," Itachi said again, still expressionless.

"At least you can do something else instead of punching me!" I protested, still stroking my pained nose.

Well, I had ever heard from Sasuke that Itachi was a black belt in Karate and Judo. Yeah, it was like a dream if we looked at how lazy he was. He even was lazier that Shikamaru!! Still he claimed that he had low blood pressure and hated doing something that had to be done. Jeez, I didn't understand the way he thinks. Then I also knew he was scary, extremely scary and dangerous if he was disturbed when he was asleep, that's why no one had ever dare to wake him up every morning.

Well, usually I knocked at his door three times and quickly ran away and looked at the situation until he himself opened the door of his room. I had ever almost dead because I didn't know that he could be so dangerous when he was disturbed, and had it not been because Sasuke was around (he was the only one who could match him in his martial arts, even if he was still losing to him) at that time, my corpse would have been buried under the floor or in the back yard by now.

"It isn't impossible," Itachi said while closing his magazine and put his tea back to the table beside him. "Love can grow first before the family love expands," he continued. I looked at him weirdly, not understanding it at all. Itachi sighed. "You see, Haku came here when he was fourteen," Itachi informed.

"Eh…? EEEEH!? So…all of you were not raised together since you're children!?" I asked a bit shocked at that.

"No way! We came here in different times. I came here when I was seven, Sasuke when he was three and Haku…when he was fourteen," Itachi claimed. "That's why we didn't surprise when you came here, aside of there were many fake sons of our dad," he continued. "It's because Dad plays around with women at all times, changing his girlfriend frequently and marries woman differently. We could say he has wives in every city he goes," Itachi looked extremely pissed off at that.

"Dad is really egoistic parent isn't he?" I couldn't help asking that.

"Yeah, he's the worst parent I have ever met," Itachi said really in defeat. "Anyway, because he was like that, usually we're brought by our mothers first, but since they were young and quickly got married again, we became nuisances and were collected in this house, grandfather's house, so Dad could go again freely to play with his women," he continued. "Then…since Haku came here in puberty age, he grows his love towards Sasuke in wrong way. Romantic love grows faster than family love anyway, since Haku is the type of impulsive guy."

"But still…they're brothers aren't they?" I said, still protesting and unable to accept that kind of relationship.

"Well then…what do you think about me?" Itachi suddenly said while pulling me to his bed and pinned me down suddenly.

"Wh-what!?" I was shocked at that as he leaned closer to my face and stared at my eyes with the sexiest gaze I had ever seen on my life. My heart almost jumped out my throat because it beat so fast.

"Have you considered me as your brother, Naruto?" Itachi purred so sexily near my ears, and I couldn't help but shut my eyes at how close he was. Then suddenly he let go off me.

I opened my eyes slowly and looked at him, my heart still pounding so fast and I couldn't breathe properly because of that. Itachi smirked at me in his Uchiha style, that extremely annoying smirk. "You haven't, have you?" he asked obviously, teasing me off.

"P-please don't do that kind of thing again, Ita-nii! You almost stopped my heart!" I protested while blushing so madly when I realized that he only teased me. God…I thought he would attack me. I was so shocked and was scared just now. He was definitely dangerous. He was dangerous in many ways!!

I almost cried at that, but then I could regain my self control and coughed. "Right…so Haku loves Sasuke in that way…," I understood what he meant. He was right; I had not considered both Itachi and Sasuke my brothers as well, so it might be true that Haku also thought that way. Uwah…that's kind of dangerous relationship they had. Haku was also dangerous person, being that impulsive towards his own brother…!

"I think you should be careful as well," Itachi said suddenly as he put his finger under my chin, distracting my train of thought and made me snap, bringing me back to reality. "You're cute, Naruto, and you're not much older than Haku, and not much younger than Sasuke as well. Well, I am out of question because I like the older ones," Itachi said suddenly.

"W-what does it mean?" I asked, feeling suddenly a bad omen of what would he say next.

Itachi smirked again. "Who knows? You might fall in love with one of us, or one of the two might fall in love with you," he said while releasing his finger in mysterious gaze at me.

"Wha—!? I am straight!" I objected in red face, really embarrassed. Damned! I would not fall for those two! I had ever had any girlfriend! Of course I would seek another girlfriend and not boyfriend!! "And there's no way I will fall for my own brother!!" I protested again while sticking my tongue at Itachi childishly, still in embarrassment.

"Well, let see later then," Itachi smirked more widely, and I didn't like that look at all.

I quickly got out from Itachi's room and got back to my room. Well, I couldn't help thinking about my brothers after that. They were really weird. However then I blushed again when I thought what happened in Itachi's room earlier. Damned that Itachi…! He made me feel really weird! He also said something ridiculous that I would fall for one of them…that's really ridiculous.

I was straight, and I would not pick my own brother even if I was gay…right? Somehow…my resolve was not as strong as I thought earlier. The men inside this house were extremely beautiful and gorgeous, who wouldn't want them anyway? Well, I wasn't one of them obviously…right?

That night…I only tried to convince my mind that I was right. Well, but I wouldn't know what would happen tomorrow, so I prayed to God to keep my sanity in check. Who knew? Ita-nii might be right after all…. My brothers were extremely dangerous in many ways…because they could confuse people's mind, no matter it were men or women, with their looks only.

End of Chapter 3

Tbc…

A/N: Yaaay, at least this chapter is done. Yep…breaking to the shounen ai world…, I have made hints here… Fufufu… Haku with Sasuke, unexpected development isn't it? Unrequited love between brothers…how dangerous, KYAAAAA XDDD!! Then again, Itachi seems knowing something with his attacking service…Kyaaah! I can't wait to make the next!! What will Naruto do anyway? Heheh…you will find out in next chapter! Don't forget to drop reviews!! Well, that's for now, thanks for reading, see you in next chapter and LOVE YOU ALL! XDDD

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