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Chapter 3

When Rias Gremory stepped out of her shower, she hadn't expected to find anyone in the Occult Research Clubroom. During the lunch period, most of her Peerage used the opportunity to do their own thing; Kiba went about looking for people he could interact with without them being intimidated by his reputation, and Akeno was looking for Uzumaki-san to try and tease some more.

Koneko usually stayed with her in the Clubroom, especially when there were snacks around that she could have, but was curiously absent on this particular day. She had chalked it up to Akeno's disappearance, since there weren't any little knick-knacks for Koneko in the fridge. Koneko was probably looking for Akeno to try and persuade her to make some more snacks.

So when she saw Uzumaki Naruto relaxing in one of the couches, completely as ease and smiling beautifully at her, she found herself in the odd situation of not knowing how to react.

The two stared at each other for a moment, Naruto giving her a lazy wave while she just stood there blinking in disbelief. The dripping sensation of water on her body spurned her into motion, breaking her out of her surprise as she grabbed a towel and began drying herself off. "Good afternoon, Uzumaki-san. Can I help you, or were you looking for Akeno?" She asked.

She was well aware of his gaze on her body, but there was no need to feel ashamed. She had never felt any embarrassment in showing off her body, so why should she feel any now? Considering how often she had found herself checking him out recently, she didn't mind giving him a "free show".

Naruto's grin widened as he continued to watch. He hadn't expected her to casually continue showing off her body, but he wasn't going to call attention to it. So she didn't have much shame, huh? Good, he could use this new information well. "Good afternoon, Gremory-san. Unfortunately, I'm not looking for Akeno-chan this time; I actually came to talk to you."

She paused, looking back at him. He found himself fascinated by her wet hair and curious eyes. The image tugged at an old memory, one about a song he had stumbled upon while going through YouTube. 'What was it again? Something about a devil's smile and her angel eyes?'

"Is this really how all men act at your age?" Kaguya sounded…rather curious. Like she truly didn't understand. He would've commented on it, but he would be a damn hypocrite if he did. From what he had glimpsed of her life…yeah, he would be a hypocrite.

'Well, it's not just guys my age who are interested in the opposite sex; everyone has an interest after puberty strikes. You had a silly grin on your face when I used the Reverse Harem Jutsu on you, remember?' That had been rather weird now that he thought about it, but also hilarious as well. Who would've thought that the Mother of Chakra was weak against pretty boys?

"I did?" Inside the seal, Kaguya clasped her cheeks as they warmed slightly. Now that she recalled that moment, she did remember feeling something funny in her chest. Getting flustered, she retreated from his mind. Hopefully she wouldn't be poking her nose in things she really shouldn't.

Rias arched a brow, wondering what the young man was up to this time. That mischievous smile, as fitting and pleasant as it was on him, always meant something was going to happen. She had seen that smile twice leveled at her before, and both times had been barely hours before he had stolen a kiss from her.

She wondered if he was going to try a third time.

"And what did you wish to talk to me about?" She made sure to keep her tone confused yet polite; it wouldn't do to have him know that she was wary of whatever proposal he had in mind. Besides, this was an excellent opportunity to one-up Akeno and get back at him for those kisses.

Naruto let his eyes drift over her curvaceous, glistening body for a moment before returning to the conversation. At least there was one thing he was glad about; the personality traits he had gained from Sasuke allowed him to keep his cool most of the time. "You recall the announcement that Kaichou made during first period?"

She nodded as she slipped her racy underwear on. She mentally smirked as she saw his eyes widen momentarily; it wasn't much, since she had seen him actually look surprised earlier in the day, but she could get a reaction from him. All she had to do now was ramp up the intensity and she would win the bet. "Yes, the talent show next week if I recall." She turned to face him, still clad in only her underwear. The glance he took at her breasts gave her a slight ego boost; even if Akeno had the bigger bust, it was pleasing that he was interested in hers as well. "You want to compete?"

Naruto nodded. "I was planning on entering, but now I've got a little problem." Crossing his arms as she started putting on a bra, an idea crept into his mind. "Do you mind if I help you with that?" He made sure to sound as lecherous as he could while he spoke. After all, it wouldn't hurt to check his suspicions.

Rias smiled gratefully, sweeping her long hair to the side and giving him better access. "Thank you, it takes some time to do it on my own."

Well, well, well…talk about having the devil's luck. Rising from the couch, he quickly crossed the room and reached for the bra straps. With her back turned, he felt confident enough to send a small amount of chakra to his right eye.

The RinneSharingan, contrary to what Kaguya and Madara had believed, had various other uses that they hardly applied. He could see why Madara didn't use them in their fight; he only needed to cast the Infinite Tsukuyomi, and all the other abilities were so overpowered that they ended up becoming unnecessary. Kaguya, on the other hand, had grown complacent during her years; after all, if you're the biggest badass in the world and there was no one to challenge you, there would definitely be some stagnation in your skills.

After a few months of experimenting with his new body and chakra, Kaguya had given him some unexpected aid. Sure, it wasn't intentional or anything of the sort, but he had made sure to give the credit to her.

The RinneSharingan was only limited by one's imagination. Kaguya had created all those dimensions she had been jumping in and out of during their fight; the RinneSharingan had allowed her body to mutate and change to allow her the power to use her bones to turn her enemies to dust, which he had been surprised to discover had been from a few lines of poetry, and even her durability had been a result of the RinneSharingan's power.

He wasn't quite sure if the eye was sentient or not, but he hadn't really bothered about it. Initially, anyway. That had changed when he woke up one day with several bones sticking out of his body. After a few days of testing, he had come to the conclusion that he had somehow awakened the superior sight of the Byakugan.

The grin on his face had scared off several people, if he recalled correctly.

As he worked on her bra, his right eye worked on burning the image of Rias Gremory into his brain. He just needed to see her nude; there was no reason to peer any deeper.

Rias gave him a sly smile. "Are you taking your time to admire my body, Uzumaki-san? I thought we had something to discuss."

He just smiled at her, unconcerned at all that she knew he was doing exactly what she just said. "My apologies Gremory-san, but I doubt I'll get an opportunity like this again so forgive me for appreciating you." With a final click, the bra was in place and Naruto returned to his seat. Rias continued dressing up as he spoke, "Anyway, I wanted to paint something memorable for the contest but I'm sorely lacking in inspiration."

"Oh?" Ah, so that's what this was all about. "Uzumaki-san," she sent him an amused grin, one hand resting on her shapely hips, "Could it be that you want me to model for you?"

The thought was intriguing, if she was honest. She had taken several photos with several students before, so she wasn't nervous about being in the spotlight. Modeling for a painting? That was different. With a mischievous man like Uzumaki, how would the experience be like?

Naruto nodded, glad she had caught on quickly. "If it's not too much trouble, I would be very grateful if you could help me with this."

She crossed her arms, the sly smile still in place. "And would this require me to be naked?"

Naruto shrugged, carefully keeping his grin from showing. "Not particularly, though we could arrange that if you want."

Laughing at his nonchalant answer, she buttoned her shirt up. "You know, I'm rather surprised you sought me out instead of Akeno," she said conversationally. "With how close you two are, this sounds like something she'd be happy doing for you."

He shrugged again. "I've already had her do something similar, and I doubt the judges would be amused if I submitted an erotic illustration of Himejima-san." Of course, that didn't mean he wouldn't do it; if something sounded funny enough in concept, then he was more likely to go through with them.

Huh. Now that he thought about it, wasn't that how most immortal antagonists started out?

"Oh? And yet you're quite willing to paint me nude for the same competition." By now Rias had walked up to him, amusement shining in her eyes. Before he could respond, she crawled unto his form until she was straddling him.

The wide-eyed look he had made her smirk in victory. Leaning close to him, she leveled her most seductive look at him and caressed his cheeks. "And what would Akeno say to that?"

She was glad that Sona would be busy today; it would the most embarrassing thing if she had stumbled onto a scene like this, especially after all the denying she had done regarding her feelings towards the young man she was straddling.

However, she underestimated how far Uzumaki was willing to take his teasing. It became apparent when the shocked look disappeared, replaced with a face that Rias could only describe as that of an incubus about to feast.

The kiss came, just as she had suspected, but she did not expect the intensity behind it. Her eyes widened as she felt his tongue slip in, quick like a viper. His eyes seemed to glow with emotion as their embrace deepened.

There was a sudden squeak as she felt something hot and hard touching her core. The electrifying sensation was enough to jolt her into awareness, and she hastily leapt off Naruto.

Stumbling backwards, she continued to stare with wide eyes as he deliberately licked his lips, trying her damnedest to not look at the bulge she knew was in his pants. Her face was dusted a light pink, her hands were clenched in front of her protruding breasts, and her knees were pushed together for support as if she'd fall over at any moment.

His chest swelled with the rarely experienced manly pride at eliciting such a reaction from the usually calm and cool Rias Gremory. "Oh, I do believe she'll enjoy the competition."

"Come into the seal."

His brows twitched once. Carefully keeping an eye on his work in progress, he flicked his gaze back to Rias. He clicked his tongue. "Gremory-san, could you please shift slightly to the right? The angle you're standing at isn't the best for the image."

Rias did as he asked, moving slightly towards her right until he had a perfect view of her body. "Okay, that's good," he said. She smiled distractedly as she posed once again.

Contrary to what she had expected, Uzumaki was quite professional when it came to his drawing. Though she wasn't quite sure how he had managed to acquire the kimono she was wearing, she couldn't deny that her appearance complemented the outfit well.

"Uzumaki, come into the seal! This is important!" He ignored Kaguya's thunderous demand and continued working on the canvas. He hadn't brought up the kiss, and Rias seemed content to keep the topic quiet. He wasn't sure if he had gone a bit too far, with the several little glances she kept sneaking towards him, but there was still some

'Say the magic word, and maybe I'll consider it.' Honestly, just because he had agreed that working together would be more beneficial than hating each other she thought she could demand anything from him? The whole Goddess/Demon excuse only went so far, and Naruto was finding himself nearing that limit.

"…Please."

He paused. Was he just imagining things…or was she sounding really embarrassed? He felt his irritation melt and get replaced by curiosity. '…What did you do?'

"…"

Wow. Even the silence was soaked with embarrassment. His curiosity rose. "Greory-san, do you mind if we take a five minute break?" He asked.

"Ah," Blinking as she was brought out of her thoughts, Rias nodded in agreement. "Sure, why not?"

Grinning at her, he wasted no time heading out of the art room, leaving Rias to herself.

"Ara, ara," Rias didn't jump, but she did twitch when Akeno's voice came from right behind her, "And here I was thinking that I'd have no trouble snatching Uzumaki-kun's heart." Rias glanced warily at Akeno, her playful smile looking just a tad too strained.

"How long have you been here, Akeno?"

"Hmm…since the moment you started that nude sketch. I have to admit, it was quite good." Her smile grew more strained, "Besides, its not like your picture is the one he'll be beating off to."

Rias sighed. "Sometimes, I just don't get you Akeno."

"The feeling's mutual, Buchou."

Naruto stared. Really, what else was there for him to do?

Instead of coming to see the Ōtsutsuki in her usual attire, he had found himself looking at Kaguya dressed in…a surprisingly sexy bunny girl outfit. The surroundings had changed as well; instead of the usual dark plane of existence, with Kaguya chained by the towering statues of the nine Bijuu, he now found himself standing inside a stereotypical teenager's room with Kaguya sitting on the bed. When he shifted his attention to her, he noticed that the chains had transformed into bangles, with the statues now ornaments.

He glanced back at Kaguya, clearly conveying all his confusion and 'WTF' in one look.

Kaguya felt her face, already quite warm, heat up to an entirely new level as Naruto continued to stare. "I-It's not what you think! I was just-"She drew short as Naruto crossed the room and knelt facing her. Now that she found herself on the receiving end of an intense scrutiny, she could see why a few of his memories had thought of her Rinnesharingan as creepy.

Retreating slightly, she looked away from Naruto. "W-Why are you staring so much?" She mumbled.

Scratching his chin, Naruto finally spoke. "You know, when I said that everyone gets interested in sex after puberty, I wasn't trying to imply anything about you." An awkward smile stretched on his face, like he was trying to comfort her yet couldn't find the correct words to speak.

She frowned heavily, a flash of irritation surging through her. Clamping down on the emotion, especially since she wasn't sure why she was feeling it, she forced herself to calm down. Uzu…Naruto was here now, so she could get down to the issue she was having.

Turning about to face him, taking note of the lingering traces of confusion, she spoke. "Naruto, do you find me attractive?"

Stone might've been an appropriate description for Naruto at that moment.

The fact that she called him without any honorifics was extremely surprising, considering the way she was raised. The question that followed was downright mind-blowing.

After a moment, his body moved.

There was a loud yelp, followed by the sound of moans and clothe tearing.

Naruto hummed to himself as he walked through the Kuoh Park. After their little session, Kaguya had gone to sleep, leaving him to his own thoughts. After working on his entry for the rest of the day, he had gone on to walk Akeno home. There had been some teasing exchanges, a brief kiss and he was now walking back to his apartment.

He had slept with Kaguya. He had sexual intercourse with the progenitor of chakra, a force that surpassed the might of even Old Man Rikudo…and it had been hot as lava.

He hadn't lied back then; Kaguya really was an attractive woman. Even when they fought back then, he had been slightly awed by her appearance, especially the long majestic hair of hers. Even though he had kept quiet about it, he could remember accidentally groping her chest.

Now that he had fulfilled one of his fantasies, he could only wonder how she had never been touched by a man before. Sure, he could see why no one would approach her after she ate the fruit of the Shinju, but before then?

Still…what was he doing? He had never been this fearless, for lack of a better word, with women before and he knew that Sasuke was pretty damn near asexual, so the fault didn't lie with the bastard. Why was he so eager to act on his hormones?

His thoughts were interrupted by a fleeting surge of negative emotion, hidden in the darkness. He stumbled for a moment, surprised at the sensation and intensity of the emotion. Whoever it was, he or she was definitely not normal. 'Kaguya, wake up!'

"What is it?"

He swept his gaze around the park, trying to see the person hidden in the shadows. 'I need you to help me out here. There's someone around here-"

"Thirty meters away, perched in the highest branch of the tree behind us."

He blinked, subtly shifting his body to the position she just pointed out. 'Okay, how the heck are you able to tell where they are?'

Her answer, intrigued and annoyed, made his heart stop. "Because he's using Senjutsu."

His fingers twitched as he continued to walk, albeit slower. 'What-what do you mean he's using Senjutsu? There's no chakra in this world, only natural energy.' Even to his own ears, his denial felt weak. He was still having trouble wrapping his mind around the fact that there was a person capable of using chakra hidden away in this world.

He could feel Kaguya roll her eyes, "Well you're obviously wrong no, aren't you? Besides, you stopped checking after only a week of roaming about the area. Who's to say that Kuoh is a perfect representation of this world's people?"

Gritting his teeth, Naruto conceded the point.

He stifled a curse when he tried to sense the stalker's chakra, only to discover that his range was seriously limited. With Kurama and the others still statues, he couldn't use his Tailed Beast Mode, and trying to use Sage Mode would leave him vulnerable to an attack. Considering the amount of power a person using Senjutsu could generate, leaving himself open would be a very stupid decision.

Coming across a bench, he decided to sit down. Hunching over, so as to use his hair to hide his eyes, he cancelled the Genjutsu over them and concentrated.

Amenominaka (Heavenly Governing Inside). The most dangerous technique in Kaguya's arsenal, and the one ability he had been most interested in learning.

Yes...he could use it to his advantage.

Bikou didn't get surprised that easily. After all the things he had seen throughout his admittedly stretched life, it took a considerable amount of effort to genuinely affect him.

This? Was some pretty impressive stuff.

He stared, his jaw loose, as he found himself suddenly sitting in a pile of snow. Instead of the park that he had followed his target to, he found himself in an icy realm, composed of frozen canyons and mountains with a castle-like construction situated atop an icy cliff.

No wonder Ophis was so interested in this person. Forced relocation? That was quite the scary power to have, especially when there was no warning at all about the technique's activation.

"Yo."

There was a whisper towards his right, but that discovery was eclipsed by the sudden, painful force that smashed him in the back. Bikou's face twisted as he was sent careening into the snow, a silent howl etched on it as the pain blinded his mind.

Tumbling about in the snow, he nevertheless managed to regain his balance and stagger to his feet. Groaning loudly, he glanced up at the young man he had been following.

Bikou stared. The target's eyes had changed; no longer a piercing blue shade, but two completely different eyes. His left eye was simply light purple sclerae and irides with a ripple-pattern that spread over the eyeball, containing a pattern of six visible tomoe. The right eye was more or less the same, only it had three more tomoe in the outer ring, and the sclerae and irides being red.

That, and he had two floating spheres behind him that radiated a terrifying amount of chakra. They weren't that big, perhaps about the size of his own fist, but both packed more than enough chakra to let him know that he was sorely outclassed.

"Who are you, and why are you after me?"

A/N: To all those who expected a fight, I'm sorry for disappointing you but that will appear in the next chapter. Even so, I'd like to remind you that Bikou's job is to make Naruto aware of the realm of supernatural beings, not necessarily to fight him. Furthermore, with Naruto showing off Amenominaka, she now knows that he has interesting and powerful aces up his sleeve.

Still, I'll do my best to satisfy those who want a battle…though I'd like to stress that they wouldn't be fighting at their full capacity, and that Bikou seems like the kind of person who would play around in fights.

I know the Kaguya moment seems to come out of nowhere, but the explanations will start coming from the next chapter. Since there's no real information on her personality and goals before she ate the fruit, I've taken some liberties with her backstory (which I know I haven't really touched since that hint in chapter 1).

Finally, Hinata WILL be appearing. The only hint I'm giving you is that Kaguya had an idea and decided to test it out. She might make an appearance before Riser appears, or during his arc.

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