Chapter Four: My First Lesson.
Eragon and Saphira were finally ready, they found the castle and approached it wearily as they thought about their tactics to defeat the tyrant King once and for all.
As they crept through the castle wittily avoiding detection they finally found Galbatorix in a room of gold playing chess with Murtagh to improve his wits.
Shocked for a moment by the sight, Eragon quickly regained composure and announced his presence by saying something witty and insulting.
In a rage Galbatorix stood and insulted Eragon back.
And so the duel began. They were throwing insults back and forth while Murtagh stood to the side egging them on.
After one particularly nasty insult, Eragon in a huff, levitated a pebble and cast it at Galbatorix. It hit him square in the head.
As Galbatorix cried out in pain Eragon threw another pebble by magic and it flew down Galbatorix's throat therefore suffocating.
Eragon, Murtagh, Thorn and Saphira then took over the castle and redecorated it in memory of their mother, set free all the prisoners (including the servants) and settled down for an avid game of chess while Thorn and Saphira flirted tirelessly as they were currently the last of their kind.
The next morning the papers read: Breaking News! Galbatorix Suffocated By Brilliant Pebble Throw.