Tony finished the earpieces for him and Pepper and looked at her delicate hands. They were rough and he broke one of her nails by accident and it really hurt. He understands now why girls get mad when guys say
What are you afraid to break a nail?
He went upstairs to Pepper who was working on her laptop and it was still hard to see himself. Even though he was amazing looking he would rather look at Pepper and her gorgeous legs.
"I finished our earpieces" Tony said as he approached Pepper in the couch.
"Oh good" she said.
"I'm sorry Pep. I broke one of your nails. Maybe you can help with it" he said showing her her former hand.
"Bring me my purse" she said.
Tony grabbed Pepper's purse off the table and carried it over. He watched as she went through it and grabbed a makeup pouch out and produced an emery board.
"Give me your hand" she said.
He was staring at her and even though he was looking at himself he was still turned on by her. She was so gentle with her touch even though it was his calloused hands he was feeling. They felt awful. He felt he should listen to Pepper and use hand cream and it wouldn't make him unmanly. He watched as she filed the sharp edges of the nail he had broken and he just smiled. He was feeling extremely turned on and he definitely wanted to give her body a test run but he was still bleeding so heavy and he was miserable.
She's me and I still want to kiss her. Is that weird? he thought.
"You know Pep im looking at myself and I'm still turned on because I know it's you. If we had slept together then I could sleep with you and sleep with myself at the same time and it would be wild" he confessed as she let go of his hand and he inspected the broken nail and he could no longer tell it broke.
"I'm not as fond of myself as you are of yourself so I think you're the only one who'd enjoy it" she said quietly.
Tony is totally insane. He would want to do something like that she thought.
"You should think very highly of yourself. All I did was feel your tits and I'm sold. I haven't even explored any further" he confessed.
"Tony that's so invasive" she yelled at him with his own deep voice.
Of course he did she thought.
"I don't know how long I get to be a girl. I want to see what an orgasm feels like for you" he said.
"Well we should stop back at my place and pick up something from the nightstand drawer then" she said.
"We gotta go into the office Pep" he said even though it peaked his interest.
"You need to be able to walk in those heels" she said.
"I got it don't worry. Here's your ear piece" he said placing it in her hand gently.
Pepper grabbed it and put it in Tony's ear and handed Tony her laptop. She's hoping this will work. Tony got up and steadied himself on Peppers heels and took a couple of steps. He was walking so slowly that it looked like he had to go to the bathroom but was holding it in.
"Tony you look like you're holding in pee or something. You need to be more relaxed in your steps" Pepper said.
How on earth does she do this everyday? How on earth does she come to work at all when she's bleeding like this?
"Can you give me a break? I have my period" he whined.
Pepper looked at him and she did feel sympathy.
"You might feel better if you try the tampons" she offered.
"I don't know how to put one in" he said as he lowered
his head in shame.
"Come on I'll help you" she said taking her own soft hand into his rough one.
They got into the bathroom and she smiled at him.
"Ok now go like you have to pee and clean yourself up good" she said.
Tony pulled her skirt and underpants down and sat on the toilet. He wiped himself clean and almost threw up from the gross clots. He watched Pepper rip open the package and saw the pink applicator with the string.
"You're going to insert this part inside. You keep the side with the string hanging out and then you push this inside of this and once the tampon is inserted you pull the plastic out and throw it away. And later when you need to change it you pull it out by the string" she explained delicately.
Tony grabbed it and reached down for the insertion point. He closed his eyes and pushed the smooth applicator inside and once he pushed it inside he opened them again and Pepper had a big grin on her face.
"See not that bad?" she said.
"Not that bad but the cramps are so bad. And my back is killing me" he said not aware that a few years poured out of his eyes.
"Take another Motrin and let's go" she said as she let him get up and get dressed.
Tony struggled to the car in Pepper's shoes but at least his makeup looked good. Pepper had done it for him. She also made him wear a bra which he absolutely hated.
They got into the car and Happy was looking at them strangely. They were dead silent and something seemed off.
They arrived at Stark Industries and slid into the elevator and tried to close it quickly when Chris from the finance department that Pepper had a crush on when she worked there hurried to slide in with them.
"Pepper Potts WOW you look great. I rarely ever see you around here anymore" he said as he went in for the hug.
Pepper watched as Tony didn't react and she kicked him gently.
"Thanks yeah. Mr. Stark keeps me busy" Tony as a jealous fury washed over him.
"You look great too you know" Pepper let slip.
She forgot she was in Tony's body. He looked at Tony strangely for a moment and then back to Pepper.
"You should come visit me over in the finance department sometime" he said with a wink.
"That sounds great Pep. You should" Pepper said to Tony.
Pepper stepped on Tony's foot and made it look like an accident.
"Yeah sounds great" Tony said and glared at Pepper.
The elevator finally stopped and they headed into Tony's office.
"Are you serious Pep? Should I pencil him in next to Brad?" Tony asked once they were in the privacy of his office.
"Yes please. He's gorgeous. I had a crush on him when I worked in finance and he had a girlfriend at the time but word on the street is that he's single now" Pepper said.
"You think he's gorgeous. What about me?" Tony asked.
"Are you jealous?" she asked.
"No I'm not jealous. I just think you can do better. He's not that good looking. I'm way better looking" Tony said as Pepper.
"It doesn't matter Tony. I'm going down there to visit him as soon as we're squared away" Pepper said.
"What do you mean squared away?" he asked as he sat at Pepper's desk.
"This whole body switch thing. There has to be a way to switch back" she said.
"I know it's true loves kiss" Tony said getting up from the desk.
"Are you serious Tony? It's not true loves kiss" Pepper said.
"How do you know? Maybe we should try" he asked balancing himself on the high heels as he walked towards Pepper.
"Because I'm not in love with you and you're not in love with me. We need to go back and see that counselor again. She did this to us. She said be careful what you wish for. She warned us" Pepper said.
Well there it is. I guess she's considered it and she's declining to be my girlfriend he thought.
"Tomorrow we go back. Book it but I still think a kiss might work" he said.
"I need to go to the men's room" she said from inside his body.
Pepper walked out of the office down towards the men's room and she tried to walk like Tony. She was really hoping no one would stop her. She entered the men's room and undid Tony's belt and zipper and pulled his underwear down a bit so she could have room to pee. What she didn't know was that she was breaking a serious guy code rule. She felt awkward with it in her hand and she wanted more room so she pulled her underwear down lower to free herself completely not realizing she had exposed Tony's ass. She grabbed a hold of it and peed and she was horrified that there was no toilet paper. She put everything back in place awkwardly and then she went to wash her hands at least.
She hurried back to the office. She had another question to ask Tony and she was afraid of the answer.
"I have a question for you since I'm not a man" Pepper said timidly.
"Okay?" Tony said seriously.
"What do you do about the itching?"she asked.
"Itching where?" he asked.
"Are you going to make me say it?" Pepper asked not meeting his eyes.
"Absolutely" he said with a smile. But it was her own face.
"Your scrotum" Pepper said not meeting his eyes.
"You scratch them Pep and that's it" Tony said and he sat down again.
This is killing my back. I want to take a hot bath he thought.
"What do you do about these cramps?" he asked as Pepper's face wrinkled in pain.
"Motrin and heating pads and a hot shower or bath" she said quietly.
"Can we just cancel everything and go home?" Tony asked as he adjusted his pencil skirt. He was desperate.
"We only have like two more hours. We need to go to that meeting Tony. I've already cancelled it and rescheduled it twice" Pepper said.
The meeting went smoothly because Pepper was the one in Tony's body and she knew more about the business these days than he did and if a science question came Jarvis was there.
…...
They got back to the Stark Mansion and Pepper reached into her bag and handed Tony her vibrator that she stopped to get on the way home. She knew that he wanted to get off as her so she might as well let him have his fun since it was expensive and she wasn't sure how long they were going to be stuck like this. She had no interest in getting off even though Tony's body had other ideas.
"Wow Pep that's quite the erection you're sporting" he teased.
"Well I have no interest in touching myself as you so don't get any ideas" she said.
"Pep I do it everyday. It's going to come out one way or another if you don't release it, it will release itself" he warned her as he took his high heels off.
"I'll take my chances" she said taking off Tony's tie and jacket.
"How come you don't want to touch me? It's really you. It's not like you'll be able to hear what I'm thinking if it was me" he asked.
"Because it's gross. I don't want to know anything about you like that because I'll never unsee it. I'm going to take a shower" she stated as she headed upstairs.
"I'm going to take a hot bath. The cramps are so bad in my abdomen and back" he said.
"It'll help" she said as she headed upstairs.
They retired to their separate quarters for the night and Pepper had to sleep with Tony's horrific boner.