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LEGATO'S TALES FROM THE GIRLS BATHROOM BY LWW
REM: Last time we left these no good ingrates Knives' thought he blew me into bits but in actuality he blew Leonav the Puppet Master's Rem look- alike doll up. Knives fell into a boiling pot of grease instead of Vash. Many people gave their views of "life and death" and that about covers it.
LEGATO AND VASH ARE BOTH SITTING IN ROCKING CHAIRS ROCKING BACK AND FORTH. VASH IS CHOWING DOWN ON DONUTS AND LEGATO IS GIVING HIS LEFT HAND A MANICURE.
LEGATO: Hello. The day it all ends is near. I advise you to make good use of the time you have left by watching today's episode. I am your host; Legato Bluesummers and this is my co-host
VASH: I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the 3rd.
KNIVES: Then that would make me.
DOMINIQUE: Knives and him Vash.
LEGATO: Today we shall discuss suicide.
VASH: To tell you the truth I highly disapprove of suicide so we are going to reminisce about our child hoods.
KNIVES: I refuse.
LEGATO: I agree with the Mastah.
WW: Ditto. VASH: Aww come on guys it'll be fun!
ALL: NO!
VASH STICKS OUT HIS BOTTOM LIP AND POUTS. ALL OF A SUDDEN A LIGHT BULB APPEARS ABOVE VASH'S HEAD
VASH: I got it!
ALL: WHAT?
VASH: We can all tell what we think this world is made of!
LEGATO: Well I guess it is better than Milly's idea.
MILLY: But pudding is a great topic!
WW: Sorry honey but it just won't go over to well with the critics.
MILLY BEGINS TO POUT AND GOES TO THE BACK AND EATS A CARTON OF PUDDING.
LEGATO: So Mastah, what is your opinion?
KNIVES: This world should suddenly go KABOOM!
LEGATO: If you do that then this show is cancelled and we all shall be blown up with out a trace of one of us left!
KNIVES: Well it was a good idea.
VASH: Hey WW what do you think?
WW: Can't you see I am too busy filming to be bothered by that stupid question. When you think of something better ask me then.
VASH: ok.
MERYL IS SITTING AT HER TYPEWRITER TYPING A MEMO TO THE BILL COLLECTOR. VASH: Hey MERYL!!
MERYL: WHAT?
VASH: WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS WORLD IS MADE OF? YOU SHOULD KNOW!!
MERYL: IT'S MADE OF MORONS NAMED VASH KNIVES AND LEGATO AND A STUPID WOMAN.
VASH: THANK YOU MRS PISSYPANTS!
LEGATO: You dare anger the boring meister monster?
KNIVES: Good going numb-nuts. -TAKES OFF HIS SOCKS AND LAUNCHES THEM AT VASH'S HEAD-
VASH: You didn't have to throw your crusty socks at me! -VASH PEELS THE SOCK OFF OF HIS FACE- Gross. -HE TOSSES THE SOCK ONTO THE GROUND AND RAI DAI RUSHES ONTO THE SET AND SWEEPS IT UP.
LEGATO: Now where were we?
VASH: Hey Milly!
MILLY: -A SPOON FULL OF PUDDING CRAMMED IN HER MOUTH.- hmm?
VASH: What do you think this world is made of?
MILLY: pudding!! -SHE HOLDS HER PUDDING CUP UP INTO THE AIR-
LEGATO: Thank you Pudding expert Milly Thompson
VASH: Hey what about you Legato? -VASH ROCKS SOME MORE IN HIS CHAIR- Gee I like these chairs. We should keep them.
LEGATO: No I liked the recliners the best so far. KNIVES: I liked the boiling pot of grease. It made my skin baby butt smooth.
LEGATO: eh-hem. Let's ask my co-host the donut freak.
VASH: Well let me think about this a moment.
-HE PLACES HIS THUMB AND POINTY FINGER ON HIS CHIN.-
THE JEPARDY MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY-
15 MINUTES LATER
VASH: -LIGHT BULB APPEARS ABOVE HIS HEAD- I got it!
LEGATO KNIVES MILLY WW KSAMA DOMINIQUE AND MERYL (WHO'S IN THE STALL STILL) ALL FALL OVER
VASH: This world is made of.
ALL GROWS SILENT
VASH: -STRIKES A FUNNY POSE- LOVE AND PEACE!! BWAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!!!
EVERYONE FALLS OVER KNOCKING THE CAMERA DOWN LEAVING EVERYONE TO WATCH IN SNOW IN KANSAS.
Lww: See ya next time Trigun fans! ^^. : Remember the donuts .^^ : And some human insect repellent ^^ : And some pudding -_- : And the wild turkey : And the entrée fee you scumbags forgot to pay! -_\\ : Worship me
LEGATO'S TALES FROM THE GIRLS BATHROOM BY LWW
REM: Last time we left these no good ingrates Knives' thought he blew me into bits but in actuality he blew Leonav the Puppet Master's Rem look- alike doll up. Knives fell into a boiling pot of grease instead of Vash. Many people gave their views of "life and death" and that about covers it.
LEGATO AND VASH ARE BOTH SITTING IN ROCKING CHAIRS ROCKING BACK AND FORTH. VASH IS CHOWING DOWN ON DONUTS AND LEGATO IS GIVING HIS LEFT HAND A MANICURE.
LEGATO: Hello. The day it all ends is near. I advise you to make good use of the time you have left by watching today's episode. I am your host; Legato Bluesummers and this is my co-host
VASH: I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the 3rd.
KNIVES: Then that would make me.
DOMINIQUE: Knives and him Vash.
LEGATO: Today we shall discuss suicide.
VASH: To tell you the truth I highly disapprove of suicide so we are going to reminisce about our child hoods.
KNIVES: I refuse.
LEGATO: I agree with the Mastah.
WW: Ditto. VASH: Aww come on guys it'll be fun!
ALL: NO!
VASH STICKS OUT HIS BOTTOM LIP AND POUTS. ALL OF A SUDDEN A LIGHT BULB APPEARS ABOVE VASH'S HEAD
VASH: I got it!
ALL: WHAT?
VASH: We can all tell what we think this world is made of!
LEGATO: Well I guess it is better than Milly's idea.
MILLY: But pudding is a great topic!
WW: Sorry honey but it just won't go over to well with the critics.
MILLY BEGINS TO POUT AND GOES TO THE BACK AND EATS A CARTON OF PUDDING.
LEGATO: So Mastah, what is your opinion?
KNIVES: This world should suddenly go KABOOM!
LEGATO: If you do that then this show is cancelled and we all shall be blown up with out a trace of one of us left!
KNIVES: Well it was a good idea.
VASH: Hey WW what do you think?
WW: Can't you see I am too busy filming to be bothered by that stupid question. When you think of something better ask me then.
VASH: ok.
MERYL IS SITTING AT HER TYPEWRITER TYPING A MEMO TO THE BILL COLLECTOR. VASH: Hey MERYL!!
MERYL: WHAT?
VASH: WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS WORLD IS MADE OF? YOU SHOULD KNOW!!
MERYL: IT'S MADE OF MORONS NAMED VASH KNIVES AND LEGATO AND A STUPID WOMAN.
VASH: THANK YOU MRS PISSYPANTS!
LEGATO: You dare anger the boring meister monster?
KNIVES: Good going numb-nuts. -TAKES OFF HIS SOCKS AND LAUNCHES THEM AT VASH'S HEAD-
VASH: You didn't have to throw your crusty socks at me! -VASH PEELS THE SOCK OFF OF HIS FACE- Gross. -HE TOSSES THE SOCK ONTO THE GROUND AND RAI DAI RUSHES ONTO THE SET AND SWEEPS IT UP.
LEGATO: Now where were we?
VASH: Hey Milly!
MILLY: -A SPOON FULL OF PUDDING CRAMMED IN HER MOUTH.- hmm?
VASH: What do you think this world is made of?
MILLY: pudding!! -SHE HOLDS HER PUDDING CUP UP INTO THE AIR-
LEGATO: Thank you Pudding expert Milly Thompson
VASH: Hey what about you Legato? -VASH ROCKS SOME MORE IN HIS CHAIR- Gee I like these chairs. We should keep them.
LEGATO: No I liked the recliners the best so far. KNIVES: I liked the boiling pot of grease. It made my skin baby butt smooth.
LEGATO: eh-hem. Let's ask my co-host the donut freak.
VASH: Well let me think about this a moment.
-HE PLACES HIS THUMB AND POINTY FINGER ON HIS CHIN.-
THE JEPARDY MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY-
15 MINUTES LATER
VASH: -LIGHT BULB APPEARS ABOVE HIS HEAD- I got it!
LEGATO KNIVES MILLY WW KSAMA DOMINIQUE AND MERYL (WHO'S IN THE STALL STILL) ALL FALL OVER
VASH: This world is made of.
ALL GROWS SILENT
VASH: -STRIKES A FUNNY POSE- LOVE AND PEACE!! BWAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!!!
EVERYONE FALLS OVER KNOCKING THE CAMERA DOWN LEAVING EVERYONE TO WATCH IN SNOW IN KANSAS.
Lww: See ya next time Trigun fans! ^^. : Remember the donuts .^^ : And some human insect repellent ^^ : And some pudding -_- : And the wild turkey : And the entrée fee you scumbags forgot to pay! -_\\ : Worship me