A/N so, ignore that last sentence about Fang losing his baby girl k'? I couldn't fit that into the plot right now and I felt like it would be too similar to the Angle Experiment with how Angel gets captured. Enjoy the extremely late chapter!

Max POV

When we arrived at the store( well the flock, Mom had to go to work and Ella had some Roller Coaster project that she needed to finish in four days) the amazingly freakish people of Wallie-World were staring at us like we were aliens that just walked out of a U.F.O. I get that we were eight bird kids covered in dirt and blood, but be polite and keep your jaws connected.

We split up-boys and girls- and looked for new clothes. Right away, Nudge ran toward the girls department and started picking out clothes for Angel and Cirrus. It's really creepy that they are the exact same age. I just walked a few aisles over and grabbed some long sleeves, some jeans, and a pair of new converse. If you have read about our previous endeavors, you will know that I don't wear girly clothes.

I am going to skip the torture of shopping and get straight to us leaving. When we walked out the door, Angel froze.

"I hear thoughts,"

"No duh captain obvious," Iggy said and took another step. Right then, thirty fly-boys popped out of nowhere and we all circled around Cirrus and Storm.

"What the hell are these assholes doing here?!" Fang asked me angrily. I was so angry about the fly-boys that I didn't even bother to scold him for cussing in front of our children.

"24601, 24602," the drones said in monotone.

"Over my dead body," I growled menacingly.

Max, leave with Fang and the kids now. We can handle this.

I can't leave you guys I said, worried for their safety and my children's safety.

I have my mind control, and I know that Gazzy and Igs have bombs, now go!

I took Fang's hand while he picked up Cirrus and I grabbed Storm, and I flew us as fast as I could, just praying that my family would be safe.

Fang POV

When we got back to the house, no one was home.

"I'm going back," Max said heading for the door; I grabbed her arm to restrain her.

"No you're not. The flock is fine. They can handle thirty erasers. That's about seven each. What if they came here? I need you here," I said. I have never spoken that many words in five sentences.

"I can't just…" she stopped and I could tell that Angel was talking to her. "Angel said that they are on their way back and Nudge hurt her ankle. So go get the first aid kit," she took Cirri (my new nickname for Cirrus) and storm to their room while I got the kit.

When the flock got back, Angel went upstairs with the kids and Max and I were cleaning everyone up while Ig was wrapping Nudge's ankle.

"How'd this happen?" Max asked as she cleaned a cut across Gazzy's face.

"Well, Nudge and I were fighting together but we were both grabbed by erasers. Thankfully, Gazzy saved us with some bombs and good aim. The only problem was that Nudge forgot to flap as she fell and she landed on her ankle weird," Iggy explained. I took a closer look at her ankle and it was obviously sprained but not broken. It was a little swollen but it didn't have any discoloration.

"Well, we're going to be grounded for a while until that heals," Max said with a sigh.

"Yay! I get to hang out with Ella! We can give you a total makeover with new clothes and you can even go on a real family outing with Fang, Cirri, and Storm!" Nudge said all in one breath.

"We can go out to dinner, but no makeover," Max argued. Nudge didn't even try to argue back; Max was serious.

"So be ready to leave at 6:00!" Nudge squealed.

"Iggy!" I yelled through the house. "6:00, you're in charge,"

"Okay!" His voice sounded strained and something made of metal dropped. Oh great.

"No bombs!"

"But why not?!" Iggy whined.

"I don't feel comfortable leaving Iggy in charge," Max said.

"Max, Nudge and Ella can be in charge instead. At least they won't try to blow up stuff every five minutes," I reassured her.

"I don't think it's a good idea to leave…"

"Max, we are going to go out like a real family. We never got that so we need to give it to our kids, okay?" I was determined to give them a better childhood with real parents.

"Okay, you're right… I'll go throw on some jeans," she walked up the stairs and I went to Cirri and Storm's temporary room.

"Hey, guess what we're going to do tonight?"

"What, are we going shopping again?" Cirri asked excitedly.

"No," I laughed. "We are going out as a family, just you guys, me, and mommy," I said.

"Will there be food?" Storm asked.

"Yes, there will be food," I laughed.

"Cool!" They said simultaneously. It was kind of creepy but cool since they were twins.

"Let's go!" I heard Max say from the front door.

"Come on," I grabbed both of their hands and walked out the door. Max picked up Storm and strapped him into the back seat. I did the same with Cirri and jumped into the driver's seat. "Where to Maxi?"

"How about In N' Out?"

"They only have those in Vegas and California,"

"Oh, well what about Outback?"

"Sounds like food," I said and we drove off.

A/N Hey Guys! Thanks for reading and I am sorry for the shortness! BYE!