A.N: Longest hiatus everrrrrrr! I'm sooo back 3

Vanitas Luxord, Axel, Ventus and Xenhaort had taken a cab to Imsonia to talk the soooooooo lame prince Noctis into approving there request of a tornedo so they could get to the yellow brock road.

Insomnia was awkwerdly named by the previus king in hopes that his son would stop sleeping so freakin much. Like fr he like walks around with his friends all the time and doesnt frickin sleep then all of a sudden will sleep for ten yr spans.

Vanitas thought the palace was ugly af but really wantned the help so put on his kiss ass shoes and trotted on in. He was so totally fab.

Noctis haad a really soft red cape on like the type that makes you want to pet it over and over again and a big crown on his head and was sitting in his throne looking big and bad but vanitas rolled his eyes and was all "excuuuuuuse me I'm important and i, ams here to request a favor that you will approve!"

"um ok let me just grab a paperwork " noctis sled and vanitas was super proud of himself because he still had it in him even after all these years of hiatus and the Trump inauguration which BTW yes he did attend bc he is super amazing. But then noctis termed round with the biggest rudest smile eber on her face. "just kidding suckerrrrrs. Cloud told me yall a batch of losers! Bahahahaaaa"

Vanitas could barely hear hi,self talking over the crooked laughter. But he asked his friends in desperation "who the whole is cloud who garrison" he even asked the readers. "who is cloud " he even asked the readers of the fanfiction.

Cloud was one of the super bitches that vanitas has super market swept with and currently he was listening to his sia cd while painting his nails pink. His poofy pomeranian was at his feet painting her own. "oh poochie i just can no wait until vanitas finds out i screwed her trip teehee heehee " he giggled like a rainbow queen almost because he was one.

That's why he carries his big sword around so he doesn't look as gay as he really is. And jsyk yes he did like aerith but she was really a guy and yes it was huge like 12 whole inches!

"ding dong shouted hewie" shouted louie and cloud knew she was about to get so,even big dollars because she has made sure that vanitas couldn't get the kings consent for the ducks.

But when she opened the door that was not what he asaw instead it was Ventus holding noctis hostage and cloud was like so confused that he painted his last mail green. "um mm where is louies the ugly ducking? .

"he's not herrr " noctis was still talking just like Donald duck and cloud was uber confused bc she was a blonde and all blondes can't even get a GED they are known as dumb blondes "did you eat a duck ! Without me?."

"ok ok stfu " vanitas was back to be the center of attention because he lives for that shit. The audience clapped and he knew he was getting a grammy. He had his xoxo blade out and was pointing it at everyone's necks but his owm. It was a very tense situation and axel knew now was not the time to get hard. "listen barbie bitch I just want my dog back n I can see you ar3 a log lover to. So get kingdom prissy here to sign my lease"

And by the power of pooch love noctis was signing some papers and all was in order. But they didn't have a house to side in when the tornado whipped the, away so noctis suggested his 2015 sunkeeper which was one fine boat. They crew all jumped on even clouds pufferoo pom.

And then the most awesum part was noctis used his diseased wife lunadreyas trident to summon a tornado and odd they flew!

Meanwhile axel was very frustrating. He has engaged himself to vanitas but they never did anything but go after this dumb dog so he was mopping on the deck in the vicious tomato winds.

Luxord was concerted bc they were from the same organixtion. He came out of the closet but has a rope tied round his ankle to stop from blewing away. "Alex I am warted about you" He lied to tell the truth but Axel was like "Leave ma alone I am horny!" and so he did but he diced to go talk to Vanitas bout it.

So he went to the kitchen and the living room and the dining room and the back porch room and then to the kitchen where he found not Vanitas but Ventus and Ncotis and they were talking mad shit yo and it was not cool ok. But Ventus he just not bright yall know what I'm saying so he didnt' even get what hte was saying but Luxord was still MAD so he was like "Listen I want to arm wrreslte you" And lol

He arm wrestle them both and won yay but then things got dark kind of like when you turn off the lights & cant see bc then the lights wet out and they cant see

But thAN luckily lil Tinkerball flew in she was a short lil girl with a wand and had blonde hair the magical hat had put her in huffleduff bc she was very strange but she was a pretty good gal. They could see her flying around bc Cloud's sword was relly shiney and reflectored thangs ggood.

She landed on Vanitas shoulder bc he was the best damn thing in the room & was like Hi am Tinkerdell.

"Oh my god purrrfect" Vanitas shed and almost purred like a kitty. "Listen Tinkerbell" He said holdin her in his hand "My dog Titi was stolen and we are trying to get VJ back and the three ugly ducklins took her to Netherlands. Can't you guide our sled tonite?"

Tinkerbell did sum sign luggage because she didnt know english and was a mmute but she did go outside and glowed a path for their delicious boat.

It was very imagical watching a miracle like this happen it was kinda like when Mooses used a staff to split the ocean in half so that ppl didn't have to built pyramids anymore. They sung there can be miracles the whole way and sounded just as god as Mirah Cary.

Neverland was nothing like Vanitas had expacted and felt deepy bad for his fancy pooch VJ. It was like totally not rad, the whole planet was just a frickin island and lots of water. The was mermaids and little homeless happy lookin kids runnin around but Vanitas kept a very stone hard face on his face the hwole time.

Xenahrt flew over in his hoveround "I hope they have motorised shoping cats here bc if they don't they are racisht!" He was very old and fond of complanding.

"Listen oldie two shoes this advenure is about me!" Vanitas was such a rich bitch with a fancy attitude that sometimes the author of this story even wished someone wood smack him hard for it.

And then bc they was about to land on the island thanks to the winds of the nado, Vanitas closed his eyes and prayed to his X-blade "Pls keep me safe and famous amos he prayed"

The X-blade shimmered like a banana when you peel it & then was like "My durr boy I will always be with you in battle & in ur heart but if you do not kept your fame then you will be a frickin loser just like Ventus" and then it stopped glowing and Vanitas was even more determened.