Since I'm in the business of making people happy, I'm giving you yet another "A Cue ~ "
Enjoy or die! (j/K) Oh, and the Katrina Nyle stuff is coming so just wait like good lil boyz and gurls. :)
***** You Thought it could never happen, you thought even t-h-e-y were safe, you never even imagined it . . .
The people of GW find themselves out of work and in need of money. Their solution: Join the teen band explosion.
Gundam Wing Boys become - (gasp!) The Neo Backstreet Boys
Relena, Dorothy, Une, Noin, and Sally decide to form the Spice Girls- The Next Generation.
Author's note: Ooh, cringe, cringe. I don't like teen bands.
***** Why Owning A Gundam Is Better Than Having a Car:
Chicks dig the Gundam.
No cop in their ever-loving mind would pull you over.
You don't need a stinking license.
Car jackers are nooo problem . . . and if they are let them find out about the self-destruct button.
You can blow away everybody's sound system-literally! That's what the beam canons are for!
*****
Childhood Memories (Well, if they had them.)
Heero's :
Mom: Heero, stop hacking your father's computer or you're grounded!
Heero: (Grudgily) Yes ma'am.
Mom: And no beam canon in the house young man!
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Quatre's :
Mom: I-r-i-a, are you playing dressing up with your brother again?
Iria: (Nervous) Ummmmm . . .
(We see Quatre tied and gagged in a small chair, covered in make-up wearing a dress and heels.)
Quatre: (Tries talking) Mmmmmpt! MmmmmpT! Mmmmmmpt!
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Trowa's:
Mom: Trowa Barton, What did I tell you about bringing those animals the the house!?!
Trowa: (Holds up a baby lion) Awwww mom, can I keep him?
Dad: Now son, do you remeber what we said about the squirrel?
Trowa: That it should be we it belongs yeah, yeah. I'll put him back.
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Kid: Teacher, Duo ate up all the cookies again!
(We see an empty plate by him and crumbs all around his mouth.)
Duo: (Can't talk cause motuh is full but attempts making noises.) Mmmm mmm mmm mmmm.
Teacher: Duo Maxwell, that menas the corner you!
Duo: (Manages to speak) Awww man, the corner is soooo uncool.
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Wufei's:
Kid: Hey Wufei, wanna play house with us?
Wufie: (Brushing them off) Playing house is for weakings.
Kid: Umm, ok, what about kickball?
Wufie: (Somberly to self) I am soo unworthy of playing kickball with them, Natuka.
*****
Family Guys . . . Gundam Wing Style
Going to a Parent-Teacher Conference
"Mr. Maxwell, were worried that your son here is being into a little too much trouble here.
We're giving him detention for the prank he played on his teachers."
"Detention! Aww man, that's sooooo uncool!"
"Umm, sir, aren't you gonna discipline him?"
"Er-no." (Sees cookies.) Hey, are you gonna eat those?
The teacher shakes her head.
Meeting Your Daughter's Date
Heero is talking to a boy outside.
"So you're taking Helena out eh?"
"Yes sir, she's a very nice person."
He rips out a beam canon and random blows up somebody's car.
"Ten o'clock curfew, bring her home . . . Or else."
The date gulpes, cowering in pure fear.
Teaching Them Lessons
Wufei's son walks in sporting a black eye, a cut lip, and a broken jaw.
"Dad, I got into a fight today."
Wufei jumps up from reading his papaer, "What! You let some weaking beat you up?"
"Weaking! Dad, this kid failed the fifth grade five times!"
"No son of mine will lose to a enemy that's weak."
Wufei promptly opens the door. "Get out there and show them you will not take this injustice!"
The boy mumbles, "She's still out there dad."
"WHAT?!?"
Family Vacation
(Quatre, Dorothy, and their three kids are piled up in a mini-van headed to Disney World.
They've been it in for three hours straight, listening to the kids are fighting and throwing things and complaing continuously.
They're on the edge by now.) One of them start whining: "Are we there yet?"
Dorothy is peeved "NO, honey we're not. Only a f-e-w more hours."
"I need to go to the bathroom, I need to go really bad!"
"I knew McDonald's was a bad idea." she curses under her breath.
"OWWW, mom, he's hitting me again!"
"No I'm not!"
"Yes, you are!"
"Stop looking at me!"
"I'm not looking at you, ugly!"
"MOM, he's calling me names again!"
"Shut up stupid!"
Dorothy hangs her head down. Quatre, on the other hand, pulls the car over and goes off.
"THAT'S IT! IF YOU KIDS DON'T STOP ACTING UP, I'M GONNA SELF-DESTRUCT AND BLOW THIS CAR UP!"
"Quatre, I think we're lost."
"Dorothy, We ARE NOT lost!"
"Surrrrreeeeeee. You couldn't just gotten a map like I aksed to you too, but noooooo . . ."
Career Day
(Various children are talking about their parents' occupations . . .)
"My mom stays at home."
"My dad is a doctor and save many people every day."
"My mom is a CEO of a really big office building."
(Then suddenly)
"My mom's the Queen of the world."
"Well, my dad runs OZ and likes roses."
"Well my dad gets to blow stuff up every day and can take out a colony!"
"My dad says you weakings should shut up and like his job."
"Wow my dad doesn't say anything." Then she adds, "But he do some wicked backflips!"
*****
(The guys are all flying around trying to get in contact with each other.)
Duo: Hey man what ya' doing?
Heero: Nothing, flying the Wing Zero, drinking a Bud. (Wufei comes on the view monitor.)
Wufei: Whasssupppppp.
Heero: Whasssssssuuuuup!
Wufie: (Sees Duo there.) Whhasssssuuupppppppppp!
Duo: Whazzzzupppp! (Duo's view monitor comes up.)
Trowa: Hey man, Quatre there?
Duo; Yeah man- (Gets Quatre.)
Quatre: Whasssssssuppppp.
Trowa: WWWHAZZZZZZZUUUPPPPPPPPPP.
Duo: (Jumps in) WHHHAZZZZUPPPPP.
(Then all five of them together.)
All Five: WWWWWWWHHHHHHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
(Another a beat.)
Trowa: Hey man, what you doing?
Quatre: Nothing man, flying Sandrock, drinking a Bud.
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