Chapter 3

Punishing Edward

Thank you to: animebookfreak12 – AvaEobane - Chibi Allen Walker The Awsome – and, Guest for all your ideas on how to punish Ed, but for this chapter I chose the two by DeathBySugarCube and Welnakia. But do not worry that doesn't mean I will never use your idea/s, I will still have more cases where Ed will get in trouble! So thank you all!

DeathBySugarCube – Thank you for your idea of punishing Ed by putting him on house arrest!

Welnakia – Your idea of punishing Ed by putting milk in his mouth was helpful in this chapter, thank you!

Gothic-Romantic99 – In this chapter I fixed the part where I had Roy tell Ed to call him Dad, I hope this seems better.

Also, just so everyone knows, in my story Hughes is alive because he is one of my favorite characters and I never wanted him to die!

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA!

"So, son, are you ready to receive your punishment?" Roy asked.

"Whatever, dad, let's just get this over with," Ed replied.

"Fine. For a whole month you will be under house arrest. You will only be allowed to leave the house if I have to go somewhere, since you will come with me unless I find someone to babysit you, and for calling me Fuhrer Bastard you will have to drink milk every morning for one whole month as well. But the good news is that I have decided that instead of calling me dad you can call me Roy if you aren't comfortable calling me dad," Roy declared.

By the time that Roy finished listing Ed's punishments, Ed's mouth was hanging open in shock because he couldn't believe what he was hearing. "Y- You have to joking! What kind of punishments are those? They go beyond insane!" Edward yelled.

"Really, I don't think so, I think they are quite generous compared to you running away," Roy replied smugly.

"Ok. I'm going to bed so that hopefully this month goes by fast," Edward sulked.

"Fine with me, I just can't wait until tomorrow, especially the morning," Roy smirked.

"Whatever," Edward sighed, while inwardly he was thinking, "Yeah, right, I will drink milk only in your dreams Fuhrer Bastard. He doesn't know who he's dealing with, but he will in the morning. I'm not just going to take this punishment, for his sake I hope he knows that."

Morning

"Edward! Wake up and come downstairs already, I don't have all day!" yelled Roy.

"Ugghh! I don't want to!" Edward replied sleepily.

"Fine you leave me no choice," Roy said as he walked to Ed's room. When he entered he ripped the blankets off Edward and flipped his bed so that Ed rolled off. "I'd say that now you're awake wouldn't you agree?" asked Roy.

"Uggh, can't you let a person sleep in peace you bastard? Fine I am awake now leave so I can get dressed!" Ed complained.

"Fine, I made breakfast so come quickly, got it?" Roy asked him.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Ed replied.

When Edward got downstairs and into the kitchen he looked to see what Roy made for breakfast. On the table he saw eggs and bacon and a glass of milk. In the chair next to him he saw Roy sitting and watching him with a smug smirk on his face, waiting to see what Ed would do next.

"Well Edward, you should start eating before your breakfast gets cold," Roy stated.

"Okay, I will," Ed answered. When Ed was full he said, "Ok, I'm done, I'm going to go read some books."

"Ahem, Edward, are you maybe forgetting something?" Roy asked him.

"No, not that I know of, what could I be forgetting?" Ed asked innocently.

"To drink you milk," Roy said flatly.

"Oh that was for me? I didn't know that. Oh well you can drink it if you want for all I care, I'm not drinking it," Ed replied calmly.

"Yes you are and I will make you drink it whether I have to use blackmail and/or force," Roy firmly stated.

"I'd like to see you try, bastard!" Ed yelled back.

"Oh, really? You really think I have nothing I could blackmail you with? You really want to test me?" Roy questioned.

"You bet I do! Bring it on, you have nothing you could use against me!" Ed replied confidently.

"Ok. Then I will just call your teacher, Izumi Curtis was her name wasn't it? Maybe she would like to hear about how you complain and whine and don't want to drink healthy things, huh?" Roy smugly asked.

Edward just glared at Roy and took the glass of milk and splashed it at Roy and then ran away to his room.

Sorry for the cliffhanger but I have to go somewhere and won't be home until late tomorrow but I wanted to update. Also sorry if it seems rushed but the next chapter will be better.