Hiya! Cuteveemon let me, the married cat, tell the story! I mean this chapter because patamon hasn't got the stuff for the wedding yet! Enjoy the chapter of my POV, just this once! R&R!
Ch.4 Don't you forget about me!
It was morning and mom was getting my lunch ready. "So gatomon how do you like school so far?" mom asked. "Oh it's rather very fun and cool! I like the job you gave me to watch and observe kari at school! I've been learning somethings there like 5x4 is 20! Most of my teachers like me!" I replied. But the Principal's assistant, not so much. I didn't know quite why but probably it's because I threw some spicy chicken towards the garbage but I missed, hitting another kid. Then that kid tried to start a food fight but I ducked and what he threw was spinach(yuck!) and hit her right on her face!
I don't know why she's mad at me, I was just trying to make it but I was doing it out of luck, I was 3 tables away.^^; Off to school we went. "Hey kari? Can I have a cell phone like agumon? I want one just like his!" I asked. "Well If I get you a pre-paid cell phone you've got to promise me.......nah you wouldn't do that. I'll see what I can do but promise me you won't let anyone we don't know use it!" kari said.
We got there and we went to our first class. "Good morning, gatomon! Had a good weekend?" my teach asked. "Good morning, Mrs. Sia! I had a sweet weekend! Look I even got married!" I showed my ring. "Oh you're getting married?!! Congratulations, you still gonna come to school right?" she asked. "No, I'm going to be with my husband, patamon." She just looked at me and then walked away. Later on she called me and wanted to continue. Suddenly she said it a bit too loud and it got all around the classroom. So they all wanted me to entertain them.
"Oh come on guys! Will you guys really miss me when the wedding starts and I don't come back!?" I asked the whole class. They all replied yes except kari, she knew about this already. So then It got all over the school to who the kids that liked me. THey next period my math teacher said for me to make a little joke. "Uuum okay. My friend went to the beach then later he returned and we were at home and he forgot something:his sunscreen. And then he came back all red and guess what we said?" "What?" "My goodness! You look like you've been slapped 50 times by the Kool-aid man!" The class laughed. Then the speaker broke the laughter when it said:"Will gatomon the cat come to the office please?"
That couldn't be a good thing. Anyways I went there and it was the assistant principal, the principal was on a vactation. She was like his substitution. "Hey what's up?" I greeted. "Please take a seat." she said. So I did and looked at her happily. "You've been entertaining everyone ere. But everytime I around you something bad happens to me." she said. "Give me a example that something bad happened to you when I was around." I said.
"Well probably when I was doing a speech on the stage and you burped loudly which got everybody laughing and most couldn't stop." she said. "Well I'm sorry but my brother had challenged me to drink a whole liter of root beer in at least 12 cups. I won the bet but the belch never came until then!" I said, cutely. "Hhhhhm. Well you're not going to escape me young---little kitty! For tomorrr-" "Uuuuurrrrrp!" I let out a loud burp and I smiled and said my manners. Then I heard some giggles outside, the lady ignored and continued. I dranked some soda at home.
"Tomorrow the principal is coming back to see who you really are! To see it's a little comedy, class entertainer cat!" she said. I was actually sleeping through all of this. "Rrrrrr."she growled. Then the bell rang. "Oh there's my next class! I to go, Ms. what's-your-name!" I said, running out. I heard everything she said but I wanted to close my eyes.
Later on my 3 fans summoned me at lunch. It appeared they were concerned about my retire (I guess I will call) of school. "Gatomon, you're not really going to leave school are you just because you're getting married?" mira asked. "Well yeah. I'm going to be spending time with my husband then we'll think about kids and then once they leave it will be him and I again." I looked up and they looked at me with those sad puppy eyes.
"All right! Don't look at me like that! I'll do a comedy show tomorrow and that way you guys will be happy right?" "But we want you to stay, gatmon! There's no one quite funny as you!" Sam stated. "Well I may come back if I decide on it. Until then I'll do a comedy show, right here in the cafeteria!" I said. So the deal I made with the kids and later I was home.
"Why hello Mrs. Stink-tail!" agumon greeted. "What do you mean by 'stink-tail'?" I asked. "Well what I mean is the cat that farts 50 times." agumon teased. "I am not a bomber! I don't cut the cheese in public!" I told him. He was calling me a bomber, he must have been reading some boy books that he got somehow. "So how was school?" he asked. "It was cool as usual! I've really entertained those kids and the 1st time I got there they didn't like me until I did funny stuff.......now they like me and they want me to stay." I replied.
"Ooooh shoot. I'd like to go to school too with tai.....But I can't just appear there. How did you get in?" agumon asked. "Well mom told me because of kari's grade in math and science, she wanted me to make sure she's doing good in her class and she just wanted to sent me b/c she was wondering if digimon could learn some stuff in school so she's going to keep it up until kari gets at least 4 As on her report card!"
Agumon found mom asked her a question. "Sure agumon! If tai comes in with 2 bad grades from any class I'll let you go to school with him!" "Mom I'm home!" Agumon took the chance as soon as he could. "Hey tai! Please let me take your backpack!" agumon said politely. "Uuum okay thanks!" tai said. Agumon took the bag and walked away and searched for his binder. "Now let's see what we have here! Oooh 2 test grades! Hey mom look at this!" "Hey those 2 grades are because They put in 5 questions that wasn't on the study guide!" tai said.
"Tai! You have 2 test grades that you both failed. Well I guess that's an advantage for agumon and I don't see how'd you fail when you studied?" mom said. Agumon cheered while tai tried to protest. I didn't wait anymore of this so let's skip to morning because nothing happened last night exciting.
So morning hit and mom had suddenly gave me and agumon a bag. "What's this?" agumon asked. "It surprise, go ahead and look inside it!" So we did and I was the 1st one to chime. "Cool! New clothes and I think those......Sweet they even come with underwear!" I chimed. "I decided to get new clothes for you, gatomon!" "But what about the underwear?" "They're were doing a sale so I thought I get you something extra! Even though you may not use them, it was just because of a sale!" she replied.
"Hey I got some clothes too!" agumon chimed. "Since you'll be joining tai, I thought you should have some clothes as well! The clothes were especially cut holes for you guys! The manager wanted to do so since he was in a good mood!" mom replied. We quickly put them on and we came out. "Hey kari what do ya think?" I had a striped blue shirt on with some blue jeans. "What about me, tai?" Agumon wore a orange shirt and we had on blue shorts. "You guys look so cute! Now let's get going!" mom said. "Mom, please tell me he doesn't have to come with me." tai slumped. "You'll get used to it. But until then, prepare for humiliation." kari said.
So we went off to school while tai walked very slow and agumon skipped behind him. Anyways Me and kari got there and in second period the assistant principal. "You're not going to escape me this time! For today I'm gonna call the principal!" "Yeah...okay. I don't see why you want to call your principal when your part of his job, you're the assistant." She walked off in a jiffy to the window. Then she walked towards phone.
"If I pick up this phone, I will call the principal and he will come running to kick you out of this school! I am so sure we do not allow digimon in schools!!!!" she stated. "But I have to stay with my partner, make sure she makes good grades and she gets 4 As on her report card!" I replied.
"I'll make sure she gets 600 As just to get you out of here! Once I call him, he most likeley(Hoping so) get you out of here and you'll be at home taking your cat naps! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" she cackled. The room got silent. I gazed at her. Grrrrooowwll!"Oh! Is it near lunch time? I'm getting hungry!" I chimed. My tummy growled and the lady just electric eye beamed me. It was like some parings I could say:Dot vs Minerva, Moa vs Kululu, Newt vs Minerva, Brian vs Stewie, Cuteness vs Tolerance. I think Dot vs Minerva does for this scene. She's older and I'm dot, the cute one!^^)
Anyways that's how it was. You should get what I'm saying, It got near lunch after a period of time. I ate lunch and gave every teacher that I go to with kari a piece of info what I'm going to do in the cafe. They all decided to come to my entertainment show. After I ate I started to set up. All I needed was a chair and a Microphone. I soon got a full crowd. I started to begin and tested the Microphone.
"Okay everyone ready for the entertainer?" the crowd cheered. Yolie wanted to do the introduction. "So please give a big applause for Gatomon!" That was my cue, I walked out and waved to the crowd. "Hiya! Everyone ready the comedy of me?" they cheered. "All right then. Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Banana!" "Banana who?" "Banana watch out for the stampede!" They laughed. "Okay then! We got something going here, let me tell you something about cops or referred to as the Jackasses." I started.
"I don't know any digimon that drives a car but police are so stupid. I mean they don't care what you doing, Crying, talking on the phone, or just simply day dreaming. They don't even care who you are! Like let's put some people in this joke, kari and Tk!" I announced. Tk and Kari responded when I said their names. "Tk and Kari was driving. And the Jackass thought they were doing drugs so he chased after them." I made siren sounds. "Oh dammit! They're goes the stupid Jackass police! Gatmon, will you please go see what he wants? So she stopped and I got out of the back seat. And met up with the cop."
Tk and Kari melted. "Maam, do you know that you were going 70 miles per hour? And I responded:Do you know you're indecent showing your front door?" I said. Some kids laughed. Then I felt a cool breeze near my rump. I didn't care, I continued. "So he said: Ma'am, That's none of your concern. Now answer my question. Okay all right I'll answer your question after you get those doors closed! Don't you know kids watch the show digimon bloopers? Do you think they want to see someone's fly open, jeez! All I know you may have all ready influenced kids to not wear pants or shorts at all, they may be in they're underwear!"
Then I felt a cooler breeze again. I looked behind me and then not quite embarassing but my pants fell down because the waist line was hanging off of my butt. "Ahhhhh!" I screamed. My Purple-Striped underwear was showing. I quickly pulled them up, zipping and buttoning up. I didn't care if they laughed, which they did but not as a tease, just in a comedian way. "Anyways the cop had turned and zipped up while we made the run! That's why they're so dumb! It's rather quite hilarious when you pull down their pants and they're still trying to catch up with you! They try getting into their cars and they stumble trying to even open it!" I joked.
They cried in tears at that because only some american police do that, the rude ones!^^P So I made jokes and one about car accidents. And this lasted mostly all day until it was time to go home! "That was awsome gatomon! Those were some good jokes! I liked the car alarm!" yolie said. "Me too! Those were actually were very awsome!" Christine commented. "Yeah! I did like the color of your underwear, gatomon! A sweet purple and was kind of funny when your pants fell down!" mira said.
"Oh you guys should stop with the underwear thing! I didn't mean for that to happen but I'm just happy I didn't embarrass myself too much!" I said, blushing. So we all went on our way home. "Waaaiiit!" We heard a voice, it was the assistant principal. "I've have finally caught you! Now luckily I have my cell phone! Now all I have to do is find his number and then...... What?!" We looked at the lady. "It's not in here! I thought I put it in my cell phone! Well you may have won this time, little kitty!" She didn't realize that we decided to leave because some were kari had to be home to catch her tv show.
"So agumon how's your first day? I guessing that you ripped one when a girl greeted you?" "No I did not! I actually had a kind of good and weird day. Most of the kids looked at me weird." agumon replied. "Awww don't worry you'll fit in! It's just your first day and sooner or later, some good will come! Like me I had drank some soda and I think a small burp got everybody laughing! Probably the little things make people laugh..." I said, thinking. But agumon said that I was probably right.
A little laughter from anything could brighten a person up. And I hope when patamon marries me, the day will brighten with a beautiful shine.
Well that's it! I hoped you enjoy my little POV of this chapter I could do. Maybe I think agumon are alike like what we do. And me and patamon have only one thing in common:We're both holy digimon. Sigh, he's so dreamy when I think about him like that, anyways Buh-Bye!^^)