"What in Kingdom Hearts name is with the teachers and the subjects of this school?" Roxas asked as he lined up with Axel and Demyx. Demyx replied, "Don't worry about it man! You'll get use to it."
"But I just don't get it that's all…" Complained Roxas. Axel grabbed some French fries and explained to Roxas, "Dude, this isn't school, this is Organization school, this ain't your average biology class, this is where nobodies come to train their skills and abilities to order to become whole again. GOT IT MEMORIZED?" I kind of wish it was biology… Roxas gave in, "What ever…" As he moved down the line, Roxas spotted some chicken and asked the chef, "Excuse me? Chicken please." The chef turned around. He let out a huge snarl and threw a purple spear through the kitchen counter, yet again nearly hitting Roxas. To avoid instant and painful death, Roxas decided he wasn't hungry and ran for it. He took a seat at the back of 'Never Rations' and soon after Axel and Demyx sat with him, "Eww dude," complained Demyx, "I think Xaldin marinated my meat with his saliva." Disgusted, Demyx threw is meal in the bin and opened his bottle of apple mango juice. Axel on the other hand was eating his chips with his bare hands. "Dude give me some chips." Axel put a chip in his mouth, "No."
"Ooowww! Please?" CRASH!!! The whole room turned around to see what the commotion was about. Alarmed, Roxas asked, "What the heck was that?" In the line there was a girl with short blonde hair with what looked like antennas yelling, "GIVE ME SOME FUCKING CHICKEN OR YOU BECOME CHICKEN!!!" She was wielding yellow knifes and was pointing them at Xaldin who to was wielding his purple spears. "Chicken not done! No chicken for you!" The blonde headed girl screamed and readied her knives. But before she could throw them at his ugly face which I kind of wish she did, two girls came up to her, one grabbed her waist, and the other grabbed her knives. "Stop it!" Went the longhaired girl grabbing her waist, she continued, "Haven't you already caused enough trouble?" The blonde headed girl stopped, she didn't say anything. She simply went out of the building. "As I said before, Allendixe and Nelixema are a blessing to everyone." Said Axel.
"No shit." Replied Demyx. Nelixema threw the knives outside the window. Light bulb, "Wait a minute? You mean THAT'S LARY???"
"Yep!"
"She's nucking futts."
"Like tell me about! One time she actually threatened to cut my head off! All I wanted to do was fix her hair! It's like sooooo last summer."
"Wait a minute." Light bulb X2. It took him a while to realise that he wasn't talking to Axel or Demyx. He turned. Turns out it is the pink headed girl from his previous class, it also seems her voice was extremely high pitched probably a good singer,"Hey I remember you, you were the one with pink hair in my eng- senses class."
"Oh yeah! Hey! Well aren't you a sweet looking thang?"
"Uh thanks…" Roxas started blushing, "I have to admit, your hair is really cool."
"Oh me gosh thankyou! I have to admit to your hair is like totally the bomb! The whole spiral thing with the spikes if absolutely fabulous!"
"Uh yeah your hair is very stylish aswell." She started giggling,
"Oh you." She flicked her hand at him and took a sip from her chocolate milk shake, "My god! This is going to go straight to my thighs!" Gezz what kind of a nobody is this girl? He decided to continue their conversation, "So umm has Lary always been like that?"
"Firstly don't call her Lary, she'll totally rip your skin off, secondly yes she's always been like that."
"Oh so you're friends with her?"
"Yeah pretty much, but the whole anger management problem thing is Allendixe's and Nelixema's problem." The pink headed girl examined Roxas head to toe and said, "You no, if you buffed up a little you'd be pretty hot! Not that you aren't." she giggled.
"Thanks, you no you're very pretty," She started to blush and did the whole flexing hand motion again. "I'm Roxas."
"Roxas! That's a cute name! My name's Marluxia! But just call me Marly!" Marly? Another guys name for a girl... She looked up at the clock. "Oh shoot! Got to go honey!" Marly picked up her pink and white purse, "Maybe I'll see you later. Bye handsome!" It was like she was doing a runway show. Well at least most of the girls here are nice. But she's a little too much for me. When Roxas turned he noticed that Demyx and Axel were laughing. "Why are you guys laughing?"
"Dude that's Marluxia!" Said Demyx.
"So??"
"So?!" laughed Axel, "That's yet another person to watch out for, you become friends with THAT and you loose your reputation."
"I'm not following…"
"Dude!" Axel continued, "Trust me, you don't want people to think you're a homo."
"What? At least I can talk to girls."
"Haven't you noticed that the 'girl' has no boobs??" Gestured Axel.
"What do you-" Then it hits him, "OH MY GOD! MARLY'S A HOMO!"