Clone Wars Craziness

by baby babushka

Random stuff. Sexual themes,adult language, what I think Jedi do in their spare time. Anakin is the only sane person. Sort of.

4. Another Freakin' Explanation

Anakin's Guide to Insane Jedi

Once again, it is time for me to explain why the Jedi are going bonkers.

#1) Ahsoka now likes narwhals (DONUT!) and Justin Beiber. Still cusses. Also, she is in love with me, not in a good way. xP BLEH.

#2) Yoda has discovered a weird language that I can't (DONUT!) understand. He still likes helium.

#3) I haven't seen Obi-wan lately. That might not be a good thing.

#4) Padme` is still the slut that she is. :/

That's all I know for now. (DONUT!) Oh, I still say donut.