Chicken Wings
(It's lunchtime and Zshizshibaby is with Adventure Seeker at Super Mart, getting some packaged lunches. They are now at the checkout counter where Bubbles is their cashier.)
Bubbles-Hey, guys, what's up?
Zshizshibaby-Mou~I'm hungry! So hungry!"
AS-Okay, okay! We're almost out of here! (hands Bubbles the stuff) I promised her I'd make her lunch today since I lost a bet with her.
Bubbles-You shouldn't bet with Z-baby, she's sneaky.
Zshizshibaby-Hey, just because I tricked Butch into giving up twenty dollars doesn't make me sneaky.
AS-Yeah, it does.
(outside, Giggles and Flippy are walking out with party supplies.)
Giggles-This surprise party for Cuddles was a great idea, Flippy!
Flippy-Thanks, I-
Shanniqua-Everyone sings when they just bite into Poppa Paul's Chicken Wings!
(Z-baby's little sister, Shanniqua, pops up with a funny chicken head hat and a tray filled with chicken wings.)
Shanniqua-What do I have to do to get you two to buy some chicken wings?
Flippy-Gee, wow, we don't want any. Thanks anyway.
(Shanniqua stares at them and shoves the chicken wings in their face)
Shanniqua-…Will you buy a chicken wing?
Giggles-…Ummm…no thank you?
(Shanniqua looks at her and holds it up. Flippy and Giggles slowly began to back away)
Shanniqua-No chicken wings?
Flippy-…No…
Shanniqua-No…(eye twitch) chicken (mouth breaks into hard smile) wings?
Giggles-We really don't want any. (gets pwn'ed with a chicken wing)
Shanniqua- (now deranged) BUY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!! BUY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!! BUY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!! BUY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!! (keeps throwing chicken wings at the fleeing pair. They run back into the store)
Flippy-Shanniqua has lost her mind!!!!!! (runs behind cash register)
Z-baby-I always thought that she never had it no matter what. (looks at window and shrieks when she sees Shanniqua slam her face against the glass)
Shanniqua-Buy my chicken wings!!!
(Shanniqua starts chucking chicken wings at the store window)
Shanniqua-BUY THEM!! BUY THEM!! LOVE THEM!!!!
(everyone stares with complete and utter shock before they all start backing away slowly from the front of the store.)
AS-…Maybe we can escape through the back…she'll never know we did.
Z-Baby-…YOU DON'T KNOW HER LIKE I DO!!!
AS-Yes, but we have something that she doesn't!
Shadow the Hedgehog-…Bazookas!
AS-No.
Evil-A tank?
AS-No.
Z-Baby-Our unlawful good looks?
AS-…Almost, but no…
Z-Baby-Then what?
AS-The law on our side. She can't do anything to us that isn't unconstitutional and unsuitable by law.
Everyone-…
Amy Rose-HOW WILL THAT HELP US!?
AS-Guys, that means she could go to jail.
Cuddles-And we shall be labeled as 'Snitching little crying mommy police babies'.
KAITO-I IS A VEGETA!!
Butch-NO! I IS DA VEGETA!!
Z-Baby-NO ONE IS A VEGETA! There will be no vegetas! GOT IT!?
Butch & Kaito-fine...
Zania-Thankfully, there is a reason WHY I am so beautiful, I mean, devious…
Everyone-Why?
Zania-I need someone to get all the potato shooters and everyone gather any loose cash they have…and one person daring enough, brave enough, with the will power, the guts, the moxie, and not some sissy little wussy fuzzy kitty bubble blower…
Evil-Oh, I'll do it already!
Zania-to go out there with her.
Evil-…what?
Zania-Nice of you to volunteer, Evil.
Shadow-Good on ya, Evil.
Amy-I always knew that you were brave!
Evil-WAIT A SECOND, SHE TRICKED ME!!! (Gets pushed out and stares ahead at Shanniqua, who's holding a tray of chicken, smiling really big and demented like.) …ehehehe…h-hello…Shanniqua…
Shanniqua-Buy some chicken wings…
(inside, everyone watched from the windows.)
Zania-Be ready to pull down those window releases!
Bubbles-Yes, Ma'am…
(outside)
Evil-Gee, the chicken wings…
Zania-(peeks out door) BUY 'EM ALL!!
Evil-I'll take them all…
Shanniqua-YAY!!!!! (hands over tray and snatches movie)
(Evil runs back in and hands the tray of chicken to Zania, everyone fills up the potato shooters with chicken and everyone gets on)
Zania-PULL DOWN THE WINDOWS!!! (windows fall down) READY!
Shanniqua-Huh? (looks behind her)
Zania-AIM!!!
Shanniqua-What are you guys do-
Zania-FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
...Fun with chicken wings...I know, this took awhile, but comedy isn't easy...I'm not even sure if this is funny.