AN: I'm tired. My feet hurt. Sonofabitch. Do any of you read the author's note? If you do, your a cool person and you should drink Coke instead of Pepsi.
Disclaimer: I disclaim Naruto and One Piece. Does that even work gramaticly?
Jacob was having a bad day. And the bad day was finally over and he was going to bed. But that doesn't matter. Because this isn't a story about Jacob. It's about Naruto, who went to 'sleep' across Cocoyahi, in Nojiko's house. Of course, he went to 'sleep' instead of sleep because there was something fishy going on (Yes, pun intended. Not that Naruto knows). No Ninja worth his salt would actually fall asleep when something was suspicious. He wasn't worth his salt when he was young. He was proved right when finally when Nojiko suddenly got up and walked out the door and stood outside. After a while, an orange haired girl carrying a large burlap sack over her shoulder approached and when she got in front of the house, she put the sack on the ground with a heave.
"Hey Nami. You were away for a long this time, were you alright?" Nojiko asked, slightly concerned. After all, she had come back with severe injuries before.
"Of course I am, Nojiko. When's the last time I got hurt badly?" Nami said, refering to three years ago when a pirate managed to get a gash on her arm. Nojiko smiled. It was good to know that her sister was fine.
"So how'd it go? How much did you loot this time?" Nojiko asked, curious of the result of Nami's most recent venture.
"I got a lot this time. 7 million berries. Just look at that, it was a pain just to get it here," She said, pointing to the large bursack bag which was full of riches, "Had to kill some bastards for it tough."
"It doesn't matter; the world doesn't need them anyway." The blue haired girl said with a snicker.
"Yeah, I guess so. Anyway, I'm going to go stash this away." The orange haired girl said, heading into the house.
"Wait." Nojiko said, urgently.
"What?" Nami asked turning around to look at her sister again.
"There's two people that I let sleep here tonight. For money, of course. Just go around the house instead." Nojiko replied, in a quieter voice, as not to wake the travelers that she was housing.
Nami nodded and started going around, but stopped when she heard a voice.
"Well, well. I don't think 'being left alone' is the same as being with them, don't you think?"
Both turned to see both Naruto and Sasuke sitting on the roof, staring down at them.
"Girls, you are going to tell me everything." Sasuke said, menacingly. It was enhanced by the blood red pinwheel shaped Mangekyo Sharingan spinning to life. "Double Tsukuyomi..." Sasuke said softly, trapping the girls in his eyes.
Nami suddenly found herself cound to a cross, armed spread to her sides, and legs together under a blood read sky with black clouds and an even redder moon. It was terrifying, to say the least. She saw the black haired man who was in a cloak in front of her.
"What did you do! Where is this!? What are you going to do to me?" Nami screamed the barrage of questions at the man, panicking and thoroughly horrified.
"The first two questions are none of you concerns," The man replied, cold as ice, "The third, nothing if you tell me everything that is going on."
She couldn't just tell a random person everything! Arlong would eat her alive! she couldn't tell him anything. Nami thought, hardening her resolve. Not that it was much to begin with. She would gladly betray Arlong if she thought she could get away with it.
"Your choice." Sasuke said, taking her silence for a no, "For the next hour, I will contentiously stab you with this sword." The calm way sasuke said it made it even more scarier than anything else. He drew his chokuto with a loud shing, and approached Nami. He stabbed her. There must have been a flame inside her body. Yes that was it. She could feel it nawing away at her organs, the flame eating her body. Oh how it burned. There was a hole burned in her body, nothing but flame. Heat. It burned, until there was nothing else to burn. And when she looked down, there was nothing except herself. It was as if she was never hurt at all.
"fifty nine minutes, fifty nine seconds to go..." The man said. What! That had to be longer than one second! There was no way she was surviving that much more of this torture.
"Okay, okay, I'll tell you everything..." Nami gave in.
(I'm guessing you guys know Nami's whole, story. It'll just be a pain in the ass to write, and a pain in the ass to read.)
Naruto sighed. "Sasuke you better not do too much... you know first hand what that can do to people, even if they are pirates."
Sasuke turned to look at him, his sharingan spinning out. "They weren't pirates." Sasuke stated grimly. The girls' stories had not left them in a good mood. "It broke again." Sasuke added.
"Again?" Naruto said agitated, before the other thing that Sasuke had said registered, "How are they not pirates?"
"Why don't you ask them yourself?" Sasuke asked, while sticking his arm out at Naruto, for him to "fix."
"Because they look exhausted." Naruto replied, fixing sasuke's arm. "How long of a Tsukuyomi?" He asked, curious of what Sasuke had done.
"One hour." Sasuke answered, prompting Naruto to sigh.
"And you said I was the irresponsible one. No wonder it were the one that suggested that we use one, you remember? Your lucky that it only broke to level two, any more then it would have seriously damaged you body." The blond scolded Sasuke, for once.
Sasuke nodded. "It'll regenerate, everything does. Anyway, to put it shortly, Arlong the pirate caputured this village, cocoyashi, and terroized it. They have to pay taxes and all that. The orange haired one, Nami, made a deal with Arlong that if she paid him 100 million berries, he'd let them go. So, she's been stealing from pirates. So far she had about 80 million berri." Sasuke explained to Naruto, who whistled softly.
"This kinda shit still happens, doesn't it." Naruto said, swinging off the roof and jumping inside, presumably into his blankets. "We'll pay this guy a visit tomorrow. I'm pooped, I'm gonna sleep. You can help the girls with recovering."
Sasuke just shrugged. He wasn't sleepy, so that was fine with him. He jumped off the roof he was sitting on and helped the girls up.
He's right you know, the damage to your system is pretty bad if you break it like that. If you just take precautions then it can be avoided. Sasuke heard the voice of the Sanbi, Isobu, echo in his head.
If's fine, you guys' chakura will heal it anyway. Sasuke relied, not concerned in the slightest.
You should be more concerned. Isobu stated.
"Get your ass up Naruto." Naruto just groaned. He felt a stabbing pain in his side. Sasuke, that bastard, he was kicking him. "Come on we have things to do, it's already ten."
Naruto groaned again. "Alright, alright." He moaned, trying to get Sasuke to leave him alone.
Two hours later
"Donton: Maruishi Touny-"
"I'll get up, I'll get up!" Naruto finally caved, stopping the massive boulder that was sent flying at Naruto with his bar hands, and putting it on the ground. More importantly, he was awake. The two onlooking girls could only look on in terrified of both men, a man that could sleep through, well, a lot of stuff, and a man that could do a lot of stuff.
"It was you that said we would go 'visit' the guy. Asshole, you didn't even wake up!" Sasuke yelled at Naruto, pissed.
"Oh yeah..."Naruto said, remembering.
"Wait, what do you mean you going to 'go visit the guy.' You don't mean Arlong, do you?" Nami asked, dreading the answer. She had been hoping that they would simply leave after they knew her secret.
"Of course that's what I mean, Nami. It's my job, after all." Naruto told, Nami, turning around.
" He's way too powerful, you can't beat him! You'll be killed!" Nami cried, worried for the two. She didn't think they were bad people, and she didn't want them to just die.
Naruto chuckled. "I don't think you have to worry. It's really hard to kill me." He said, confidently grinning at the girl.
"Come on, we have a job to to." Sasuke called, doing a let's get going gesture.
"Yeah..." Naruto agreed.
One dramatic awesome walking scene later
"And here we are. Damn, this guy's got a whole thing going for him, doesn't he." Naruto said, looking at the massive, three story tall fortress flying a fish looking emblem, complate with a wall and steel doors that now stood in front of them. Naruto was surprised that the doors in front of him, the one he just broke down yesterday, were already rebuilt.
"Too bad. For him." Sasuke said, for once saying a cool line. Wait what? Naruto thought, That just didn't happen every day.
"So what's the plan? Just beat them up?" Naruto asked, eager. It had been, what one week since he had beat someone up? Too long.
"lets go with a massive fireball. One that's going to burn that fortress down. We need a big one, so let' go with one off." Sasuke said, doing something to his arm. Naruto shrugged. If Sasuke wanted to go over kill, then who was he to argue?
"How big?"
"The biggest there is. Do the largest, strongest fuuton jutsu you know."
Then Sasuke kicked down the door.
"Katon: Ryuuka no jutsu!" Sasuke yelled, blowing massive flames out of his mouth. Naruto stared. For some reason or another, Sasuke was taking this was to seriously. Whatever.
"Fuuton: Kyodai Daitoppa!" Naruto yelled, fanning the already massive storm of flame, turning it into a massive explosion that rocked the area.
"Sasuke?"
"Yeah?"
"That's called over kill."Naruto deadpanned.
"I said the biggest. And plus, a bunch of them are alive. Look" Sasuke said pointing to the heads popping out of the water, as the mist from the evaporated water got blown away.
"Damn." the blonde swore as he looked at the fortress. Or what was left of it. It lay in tattered ruins, only the part farthest away from them still standing. One could see inside the smoking rooms, one of which must have had a shitload of paper, because it was snowing confetti all around the courtyard. While Naruto was admiring this (it looked pretty cool), something shot out of the water shouting "SHARK ON DARTS!" or something like that. It was going so fast it was nothing but a blue blur, headed straight for Sasuke's head. Sasuke, of course was a ninja. So he kawarimied with a log. Naruto narrowed his eyes at Sasuke as he re-landed next to him.
"You didn't have to use the log." He said glaring at his black haired friend.
"Speaking of which..." Sasuke responded, looking at the said log. The log was impaled by whatever shot out of the water. That was fine. They were used to that, even though Sasuke would have to plant ten saplings for the two stab holes on each side of the log. The problem was what had impaled it. It was the blue man's nose. Both ninja did a double take, and rubbed their eyes to make sure they weren't seeing things.
"Sasuke, when was the last time we were high?" Naruto asked, hoping the answer was something recent, to explain... that.
"Three years ago... I think this is for real." Sasuke said, still staring at the spectacle. Naruto would have taken a picture of Sasuke's face if he knew how surprised it looked.
Fuck. Even I haven't seen that one before. The kyuubi said, which was impressive, Kurama had seen a lot of things.
While they were marveling at the strength of a certain nose, they had forgotten about their surroundings. Which was pulled underwater by two pairs of hands.
What a foolish decision, Sasuke thought, as he was pulled deeper and deeper underwater. I guess they don't know me or what I can do, so it's not too stupid. Most people this would work on, but most people can't walk on water for that to be an option in the first place. Speaking of which, they did do a good job getting over that.
"Chidori Nagashi!" Sasuke said, sending a massive shock through the seawater which is highly conductive, resulting in his assaulter falling unconscious and letting go of his ankles. As he swam up he saw Naruto shove his signature move in his attacker's face before swiftly swimming upward. When they surfaced they nodded to each other, instantly understanding one another, and jumped to land then strode to the more open area, where the presumed captain of the pirate crew was standing. He was an interesting person, and one that bore frightening resemblance to the shark-man of Naruto's time, Kisame. Naruto guessed he had kids afterall. With who, he didn't want to know.
"They're fishmen." Sasuke stated, causing Naruto to look at him with a raised eyebrow. "You really don't know what that is?"
Naruto just nodded.
"I'm guessing that they evolved from something in the mist, like Kisame. I knew he wasn't all human, he had GILLS for logs sake. Anyway, they're naturally stronger, faster, and much better underwater." Sasuke explained, exasperated that Naruto didn't know what was supposed to be common knowledge.
"You!" The big blue one with the hard nose said apparently finally recognizing the duo, "You didn't die, huh. That's not shabby, surviving my punt."
"I know, it kind of stung, but we had to just sit there and take it because dumb Sasuke here doesn't want to make a scene." Naruto said, blowing a raspberry at Sasuke.
"Well, it doesn't matter; I will kill you for destroying my fortress." the pirate said before once again, launching at the two. Both easily dodged, and counter attacked. Sasuke with a knee to the stomach and Naruto somehow getting his heel high fast enough to drop kick the fishman as he flew by. Arlong was not happy he was hurt by these two men. He shouldn't be. He was supposed to be superior. The two would pay. Arlong roared. He picked up a massive cleaver that had been sitting around and swung it at full strength at the target.
His whole arm jarred at the hard, sudden, unexpected inpact. The sword was being blocked by the black haired's sword.
"For a number of reasons, you are not a good influence to this world. By the guardians of this world, you are sentenced to death." Naruto exclaimed before, "Rasengan!" Arlong would now be stupider, since he didn't have a head anymore. The underlings fled. The two immensely powerful figures were too much for them.
But someone else was confident enough to approach them. A man in a white marine hoody with to appendages that looked like ears and had whiskers that looked nothing like Naruto's. His buck teeth added to the picture so that he looked like a mouse.
"You know, he was supposed to give me a hundred-thousand berri today as bribe. You two just took that away from me. Your going to be arrested for... property damage," he said, eyeing the tower, "and murder." he finished, before two men came out with handcuffs.
"You're corrupt." Naruto said, then looked at Sasuke. Said person sighed, then nodded. That made Naruto grin.
"If you attack me the whole government will be after you!" The mouse said. Naruto just shrugged.
"My job is to get rid of the corrupt ones, so I'm going to do it." Naruto said, almost in a casual manner. But even the foot soldiers standing behind the mouse could hear the steel underneath though.
"Men get him!" The Mouse shouted at his men, who started running at the blonde. The blonde just grinned as he made quick work of the men with harsh punches to the guts and kicks to the head. Naruto walked up to the now cowering mouse and promptly kicked the man and sent him flying. Naruto smiled at his handiwork. The bloodied marines were strewed all over the place, and the entire area was a mess. And just to add to it... BOOM! The rest of Arlong palace came crashing down.
I'm going to stop there because my brain is dying on me. Some people say this stuff writes itself but... Damn! That definitely didn't. And, in case your wondering, that was my first fight scene. It felt terrible. But well it's done. Which reminds me, I really need a beta reader. 90% of you probably aren't reading this so I'm making it extra clear. I NEED A BETA READER. I'm asking for one, and the damn beta reader thing at the top of the page doesn't work! So I'm asking you guys. BTW, some one please answer this, do you need to own a image or something to use it for your story picture? Because that would probably help. - Sage of the SEXY (yes I did decide to do that for coolness effect.)