Kitty-Guardian Dorothy
JayFeather: Tell Sandstorm you can see, and tell her that looks as old as Starclan
HollyLeaf: KILL BRAMBLECLAW AND ANNOUNCE IT TO THE CLANS!
Lionblaze: Ask Berrynose out, right infront of Honeyfern AND PoppyFrost! Then tell all the homophobics that your gay!
"Hey, Sandstorm, I can see!" Jayfeather said.
"Really?" Sandstorm asked.
"Yeah, you look as old as Starclan." Jayfeather said looking closely at Sandstorm.
"Oh yeah??!!"
"Yeah!"
"Okay!" Sandstorm runs off to tell Firestar.
"Oh CRAP!" Jayfeather runs away to Riverclan.
Hollyleaf walked up to Brambleclaw.
"Hi darling," Brambleclaw says
"Sorry daddy," Hollyleaf kills Brambleclaw.
All the clans suddenly gather in the Thunderclan camp.
"Everyone, I KILLED BRAMBLECLAW!" Hollyleaf announced.
"Way to go, you kill that maniac," called Blackstar doing a victory dance.
"You monster!" called Mistyfoot!
Later that night at the Thunderclan camp.
"Berrynose?" Lionblaze walked up to Berrynose.
"What?" Poppyfrost and Honeyfern gathered around Berrynose.
"Do you want to go out?" Lionblaze asked shyly.
"I thought you would never ask," Berrynose and Lionblaze made out in front of Poppyfrost and Honeyfern.
"That was supposed to be me," cried Honeyfern.
"And me," Poppyfrost cried as well.
Poppyfrost and Honeyfern fainted with grief.
"That's right, I LIONBLAZE AM GAY!!!!!!!" Lionblaze shouted.
All the cats in every clan faint.
Just then Firestar ran past chasing Jayfeather.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Jayfeather screamed, "I was a dare, I HAD to do it!"
"My mate is not as old as Starclan!" Firestar screamed.