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CatHeartsU: No, I don't think it would be dumb. I think that you should write what you want to write about. If you think of an amazing story idea that you can write about, it shouldn't matter what the main storyline is. I mean this is my second fic with a teen pregnancy. The other being a Degrassi one, but still. I hope you do write your new fic, and I'll be sure to check it out. (:

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Tori's POV

So, here I am again. In the drugstore, looking for a pregnancy test. How awkward to be shopping for one of these for Jade right when I found out about myself. Awkward or Ironic?

An awkward coincidence. It'd be ironic if Cat was pregnant too. But let's be serious, Cat's too innocent. Besides if we were all pregnant at the same time, people would probably think that we had a pregnancy pact, or something. Which is not true! This was totally not planned.

Man, I really gotta wazz. I guess being pregnant will do that to you. I sigh and run a hand through my hair. "What about this one?" Jade asks, as she grabs a box and holds it up to me.

"I don't know!" I say a little too loud, then lower my voice, "I'm not the pregnancy test expert. I'm only sixteen."

"So am I," she replies. "I just thought since you took two, you'd know."
"Well, they both came from the same package."

She shrugs. "I don't know. I guess I'll just get this one." She places the one that she was waving in my face into the basket. Then she grabs two different ones. "And these two."

"Jeeze, Jade. They all have two in the pack. How many are you planning to take?"
"As many as I need for a negative to be the result," she states simply as she throws some other things on top of the tests.

We get to the check out and see that there's a "speedy self-checkout" and Jade sighs in relief. "Worried that someone might see?" I ask lowly.

"Weren't you?"
I nod.

Jade's POV

"Here goes nothing," I say more to myself than to Tori as I go to look at the results. Positive. No, no, no, no, no. It has to be wrong. It has to.

"'That ain't no etch-a-sketch,'" Tori begins, but I cut her off. I didn't notice that I was shaking it.
"Do not quote Juno at a time like this! This is not funny!"

I sit on her bed and she sits next to me. "That's the third one, Jade. I think it's time to admit—"
"NO!" I shout. "Beck and I can barely care for his fish. How the hell are we gonna handle a baby?"

She puts her hand on my shoulder and I ignore it. "Well, we're gonna have to face it sooner or later. We're gonna be moms, Jade."

I put my head in my hands and shake it. No, no, no. This can't be happening. I look up and see Tori, her hand rubbing circles on my back, but her eyes are far away. How can she be so damn calm?

"How are you so-?" I'm about to ask, but we hear a knock on the door. Shit, it's Cat.

"What are we gonna do? She can't see this! She can't know yet!" I yell, standing and pacing frantically. She throws her hands on my shoulders and forces me to calm down, much like I did to Cat earlier.

"We're going to hide all of this stuff. We're going to have a sleepover for Cat. We're going to act like nothing's wrong. Then, tomorrow, we can freak out. We can decide what we're going to do."

I take a deep breath. Okay, okay. I can do that. I'm an actress. I can do that.

"You go get the door," I say. "Cat'll get suspicious if we leave her out there too long. I'll clean this up." I volunteer because its mine anyway.

I'm sitting on the floor between Jade and Tori in Tori's room as some movie plays on the TV. I'm not focusing on it; I'm sulking. This is not how I expected tonight to go.

When I got here, Jade was already here, and she and Tori didn't kill each other, which was weird. Then the whole night they're acting all weird, like they're hiding something. Jade wasn't excited when I didn't cry about having to watch The Scissoring and Tori wasn't excited about special tea that I brought for her.

See, this is what I mean when I say that I wish they'd tell me things. I hand the popcorn to Jade and get up from our blanket-cocoon around us.

"Where are you going?" Tori asks, looking up at me. Jade doesn't look away from the TV.
"I gotta pee," I say. It's half a lie. I do need to pee, but we've had entirely too much to eat tonight. I'm gonna gain ten pounds!

She nods, her eyes going back to the movie. I roll my eyes and shut the bathroom door.

Before I do what I need to do, I catch sight of myself in the full-body mirror. I lift my pajama top and nearly cry. My belly's grown. I frown immediately and poke it. I wish Tori had a scale. I didn't think that the fat would pile on that quick. Or has it been there all day and I haven't noticed?

I gasp and make my way quickly to the toilet to take care of this. When I'm finished throwing up, I realize that there's no more toilet paper left on the roll.

"Hey, Tori!" I call out. "Do you have more toilet paper?"
"Yeah!" she responds. "Under the sink!" I hear Jade say something but it's muffled.

I open the cabinet under the sink and boy am I surprised. Three opened pregnancy test boxes are shoved right in there. I squeak. The door opens and Tori and Jade are there. I thought I locked that door…

Before they realize anything, I flush the toilet and stand up. They stare at me, eyes wide, until Jade snaps.
"Why would you let her go in there, Vega?"

"How was I supposed to know where you put them, Jade?"
"What? Did you think I hid them in the magical fairy land?"

"No, but-!"
I cut Tori off. "You're pregnant, Jade?" I scrunch my face in confusion.

She stammers. Then, points at Tori. "She's pregnant too!"
"What?" Tori shouts. "I thought you weren't going to tell!"

"That was until she found out!"
"Yeah, about you!"

I look between the two of them, tears pooling in my eyes. "You're both pregnant, and you weren't going to tell me?"

"Cat, it wasn't like that…"
"We were gonna tell you…"

"No," I say, pushing past them and grabbing the few of my things that I'd taken out of my bag. I shove them back in as Tori and Jade follow me.

"Cat, what are you doing?" Jade asks sternly. I turn back to her, my own face stern. She has no reason to be mad at me. She was the one who wasn't going to tell me that she was pregnant.

"I'm going home," I say as I walk down the stairs.
"Don't leave," Tori pleas.

I stop at the bottom step and turn to face them at the top. "I can't believe you two! If I was pregnant you'd be the first two to know, but you weren't even going to tell me about it! You two don't even like each other!" I shout accusingly at them and they look at each other guiltily.

"Exactly!" I yell, as I walk through the front door.

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