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If you ever go down to the Smurf Village and look at the buildings, they are in perfect condition. You wonder, How do the smurfs keep those mushroom homes in peak condition? Truth is, only one smurf does it. Handy Smurf.
Handy Smurf is the village carpenter and construction worker, identifiable via his overalls. His job is to build or repair structures and devices for the smurfs. Without him, the smurfs can't fix things properly.
His job is usually the same, pave cracks on the facade of buildings, replace broken windows, repair the roofs, put in new flooring, fix furniture, etc. "It's all in a smurf's work," he says to Hefty as he chats with him, "I'll smurf you later Hefty, right now I got a smurf to take care of."
"Yeah, smurf you later Handy." said Hefty as he walks off.
So how is Handy going to die? He could always get crushed underneath the weight of a building, Handy was just about to put in a new support beam when the roof gave way. He managed to run out of the house and jump outside just as the roof completely collapse, Handy saved himself from death.
"Whoa," he says to himself as he gazed at the destroyed house, the home looked like it had imploded from one of Jokey's "surprise" bombs but the facade is still intact, "I should have smurfed up safety beams first."
How about dying from the claw end of his own hammer? An hour later, Handy was busy clearing the rubble from the imploded home when he happened to have set his hammer on a wooden plank. A small rock sits underneath the plank, at the very center of it. The plank was behind Handy as he was trying to pull out another plank from the pile. Using all of his strength, he pulled the plank out of the wooden wreck and toppled backwards. He landed on one end of the board, causing it to fling the hammer into the air from the other end.
Handy got out of the way in time, as the hammer comes back to earth due to gravity and lands on the wood. The claw end wedged itself into the plank, causing the hammer to be embedded into the wood at an angle. If Handy was a little slower, the claw would have went straight into his skull. It took him awhile to figure out what happened, "Oh smurf," he says to himself as he saw the hammer chewed into the wood, "I should have been more careful."
Handy won't die from this today, ever. Once he cleared out the rubble, Handy soon activated his Table Saw, it had a 2.5 centimeter dado blade that can spin up to 5,500 revolutions per minute. Normally he would use a ripper blade for this clean up job, but due to a tight schedule there is no time to change it.
He soon get to work on sawing the pieces of wood to the desired length, he saws the wood horizontally and soon run into a problem. The dado blade made a complete stop and locked up, unable to move. "Aw smurf," grumped Handy as he sets his wood aside, "This shouldn't be too smurfy to fix."
Handy turns the wheel that moves the saw vertically and moved it upward, he should have known that he forgotten to turn off the machine. Axle that spins the saw blade has taken up so much abuse from the past few months that it's ready to give way, Handy managed to get the axle to loosen up by banging the end of his hammer at it. The soon resumed spinning, "That should do it." said Handy, then disaster struck.
The worn out axle spinning the dado head suddenly gives way, and the blades that happened to spin towards Handy flew straight at the smurf. The dado blade literally went through the smurf as if he was butter, blood showered everything from up to a meter as Handy collapsed onto the ground. Dead.
When the dado head gave way, the two blades separated from each other before plunged itself into Handy's torso. It sliced through his liver, stomach, pancreas, and lungs before exiting out through Handy's back. Massive bleeding caused by the severed arteries and veins bleed out, this type of bleeding cannot be stopped and Handy would have passed out from the sudden drop of blood pressure – he's soon dead within a few seconds.
Handy avoided being crushed by a roof flaw and the end of his hammer claw, but ended being killed by his own table saw. The smurf can fix anything but this time, he simply didn't have the parts.
TO BE CONTINUED...