EPOV

Bella called me she called Bella, Bella eh did she say her second name did she.

She didn't shit then I Katy Perry's Teenage Dream came as my ring tone

Only one person could have done that I cause I have no idea how she did cause even I have no idea how to change it evil little pixie

"Hello Edward it Mom did you flight go safe" she said my Mother Esme was one of the best people in world she works as an interior designer for you company back home in forks

"Yea mom I the flight when okay better than ok" I said that you think I was on drugs or something

"Edward Antony Cullen please please don't tell me that you had sex with a cabin crew member the toilets"

"Mother I didn't have sex on a plane I'm glad you think of that why"

"Sorry who sound just like your father after we have "

"Mom please don't tell me about that my poor virgin little no sex ears"

"Virgin little no sex ear my ass"

"Oh Mommy said a bad word oh my "

"Ha ha your so funny what really has you so happy half price sale in build a bear"

"I told to you never say that again I was 5 and I liked dinosaurs no there wasn't a sale a met a girl"

"Oh Edward you met a girl is she pretty you I bet she's smart is she smart oh Edward I'm so happy for a time there I taught that you were gay

"I'm not gay and we haven't really met yet I give her my number and she called once to see that I was okay "

"Ah Edward she sounds sweet when she calls take her to the little coffee shop on the corner where your live it so cute "

"Yea I'll take her there if she calls okay hold on a sec there for a minute mom I have an other call okay " I put my mother on hold for a minute and saw I had a call from a unknown number

"Hello Edward its Bella Swan from the flight form Seattle early and I was wondering if you want to have coffee later"

She called she called Bella swan called me

"Hey I cant today cause I have to work tonight is that okay"

"Yea its okay I'll meet you at 3 at the little corner coffee shop on 42nd and 3rd street"

"Yea that's great I got to go bye Bella"

"Bye Edward"

I hung up and starting thinking what am I going to wear

OH MY GOD

I'm turning into a girl