Time for the next death.

Disclaimer: I do not own Ed, Edd, Eddy or Final Destination


The gang were at the reading of Johnny's will.

Will reader (I don't know what they're called): To Nazz, since you love being beautiful, I leave to you my entire collection of hair combs

Nazz: I wish Johnny was here so I can say thank you

Will reader (Screw it, now I'm just gonna call him Bill): And lastly, to Kevin, since you seem to be the most trustworthy guardian, I leave to you my best friend, Plank

Kevin: Wow, Johnny entrusted ME with Plank?

Bill: Apparently so

Eddy: HEY, WHAT GIVES? HE DIDN'T LEAVE ME ANYTHING!

Bill: Apparently Johnny didn't trust you with anything he had

Rolf: Or he didn't know you would outlive him

Eddy: Very funny

The gang left, on his way home, Kevin noticed something, pieces of metal whos shadow made a boomerang, he knew Plank was next but he promised Johnny he would protect him.

Later that night, Kevin went to the jawbreaker factory to see his dad, on the way he saw a poster for a movie called 'Death so sweet'. He warned himself not to go in but he entered anyway.

Kevin: Dad

I'm gonna call Kev's dad Phil.

Phil: Hey son, what're you doing with a hunk of wood?

Kevin: You know my friend Johnny?

Phil: Yeah

Kevin: This hunk of wood was his best friend

Phil: So?

Kevin: Johnny died and he left Plank to me in his will

Phil: That makes sense

Kevin lays Plank down on a chair.

At that time, Eddy was sneaking into the factory to get some "Free Samples".

Phil: So how did Johnny die?

Kevin: He was electrocuted

Phil: Ouch

Eddy noticed Kevin talking to his dad and quickly hid, he kept sneaking around until he knocked a can off a desk.

Phil: Who's there?

Kevin and Phil went to investigate and found Eddy.

Kevin: What are you doing here?

Eddy: Nothing?

Kevin: Nice try

Phil: Listen, Kevin, I gotta go to the bathroom, can you get rid of this guy?

Kevin: Sure

Kevin takes Eddy to the door.

Kevin: I can't believe it, this is low even for you Eddy, stealing jawbreakers?

Eddy: Hey, I didn't take any

At that moment, the can that Eddy knocked over had hit an umbrella that one of the employees left, the umbrella then fell over and hit the on switch of a machine used to make jawbreakers, if the machine was a gun it would be aiming for Plank.

Kevin slammed the door causing pieces of metal on a shelf above the machine to fall in, the machine went haywire, a piece of metal came shooting out of the machine straight to Plank. Kevin saw this and grabbed Plank just in time, the launched metal instead hit the door that Eddy was trying to open. Eddy did get the door open.

Eddy: Hey, Kevin

Kevin looked at Eddy.

Eddy: You can just drop dead

The machine was still on and still had pieces of metal in, 7 pieces exactly. Before Eddy could close the door again, the machine shot all 7 pieces of metal at Eddy, the first 6 hitting him in the torso, right arm, both legs, left shoulder and groin, the last piece hit Eddy right in the face.

Eddy fell to the ground in a pool of his own blood, Kevin had a scared look on his face and called Nazz, the 2 live Eds and Rolf.

Kevin: Guys, Eddy's dead

Double D: What?

Ed: Not Eddy

Nazz: Wait, how can Eddy die? Plank's next

Kevin: I know, but there is a theory in this thing that if you save someone from death then it skips them and goes to the next person

Rolf: So if you are right then who is next?

Kevin: You are Rolf


So now either Death skipped Plank because Kevin saved him or Death doesn't count 2x4s. So is the order now Jimmy (Deceased), Sarah (Deceased), Johnny (Deceased), Plank (Saved), Eddy (Deceased), Rolf, Kevin, Nazz and back to Plank, or was the order meant to be Jimmy, Sarah, Johnny, Eddy, Rolf, Kevin and Nazz? Either way, Rolf is next!

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