A/N: Surprise! Another chapter! By the way, this chapter is somewhat questionable, heh..

**I cannot hide this from you all any longer, I know the past few chapters I have lied to you all and I am really sorry. I didn't want anyone to know my deep dark secret, but know i'm gonna tell you... I OWN FAIRY TAIL! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HEARD ME, IT MINE, ALLLL MINEEEE! Just kidding, I don't really own it, hehe."

Heavy Metal

Chapter 4

Breaking & Entering

"What're ya' gonna do with that?", Cana slurred.

Mira gave the girls a devious smile. "We are going to take an up-close-and-personal look at Gajeel's personal life."

Levy gulped. Did she honestly think that breaking into Gajeel's home was a good idea? If he found out…

Levy shuddered. "I don't think that's necessary…"

"It definitely is." Mira chirped. "Come along now, we have work to do", she said, gesturing towards the other girls.

Pantherlily scratched his head. The girls were acting awfully strange, but it was probably just hormones or something. There was no use wondering what they were up to anyway, it would just give the poor exceed a migraine. Just that moment, Gajeel walked out of the music shop with more CD's.

"Would you stop wasting money on those stupid disks Gajeel?"

Gajeel huffed. "These are not stupid CD's. I earned this money so I'm gonna buy whatever the hell I want!"

Pantherlily just rolled his eyes. There was no use arguing with Gajeel, he was as stubborn as they come. Gajeel knew Pantherlily did not like it when he wasted his money on stupid things, but music was life! Nobody ever stopped him from buying those dumb kiwis! If he ever wanted to become a pro at performing, he had to learn the ways of real recording artists. That's why the dragon-slayer always practiced at Fairy Tail (much to the rest of the guild's dismay). Even if he thought it was worth it, Gajeel knew he would have to make it up to Lily.

"How about we go down to the marketplace, I hear they just got a new shipment of kiwis.." Gajeel teased.

The exceed's eyes sparkled with joy. "Really?"

"Yup, I'll race you there!" The raven said, breaking into a sprint.

"Mira, I don't think this is right. We are not criminals.", The Titania said skeptically.

Lucy nodded. "She has a point…"

Cana took a sip from her flask. "Stop being a bunch of goody-goodies and just step back!"

"We've already come this far, there's no turning back now~!" Mira sang, waving them off.

The girls all watched in anticipation as the demon thrust the key into the keyhole and twisted gingerly. Levy bit her nails and watched the door creak open. Who knew what they would find! She had never actually been inside Gajeel's home before. The girls all filed inside, looking around.

"Wow, not surprising at all." Evergreen said flatly.

The ladies had found exactly what they expected. The place was literally bathed in metal. The walls were a metallic gray and were plastered with posters of various bands. Levy watched as Cana flopped onto an ebony leather couch and turned on the huge stereo placed beside it. Loud rock music started to blast through the speakers. Wendy clapped her hands to her ears, while Levy shut the blaring machine off.

"I would love to not go deaf today!" Levy said, slapping at Cana's hands.

"Likes, loud rock music…." Mira muttered to herself while scribbling in a notepad. Everyone searched through the living room and kitchen, trying to find valuable information about the metal dragon-slayer.

"Oh look, weights!" Mira called from the other side of the room, taking note of how heavy the dumbbells were.

"That would explain why he's so ripped!", Juvia squealed. "But not HALF as ripped as Gray-sama~!"

"Lets check out his bedroom." Laki suggested.

Mirajane agreed, and they all climbed the stairs to get to the second floor of Gajeel's humble abode. As soon as they reached his bedroom, the ladies all began snooping, except Levy of course.

Mira dropped to her knees and peered under the bed. "Well look what we have here!" She said, pulling something from under his bed.

All the girls crowded around to see what the white-haired demon had found. Levy walked over to see what they were looking at.

"Dirty magazines!", Levy exclaimed in disbelief.

Mirajane was holding various issues of Mage Babes, a popular magazine amongst the male population of Fiore. She flipped through the pages to see naked women in numerous different poses and locations. It seemed that he particularly liked the "Rocker Chick" and "Sexy Dominatrix" editions. Mira, of course, took note.

"I bet he uses these when he tickles his pickle, if ya' know what I mean!", Cana snickered.

Lucy gasped. "Cana!"

Levy's cheeks were starting to rival Erza's hair, so she decided to walk over to the other side of the room. That's when she spotted a cute kitten calendar, and she couldn't help but giggle. Gajeel sure was a complicated guy…

Gajeel just shook his head in disapproval as Pantherlily hummed happily, carrying a basket of kiwis. The cat wouldn't just settle for five kiwis, he had to have fifteen! So Gajeel had to bargain with the seller. He sucked at haggling, and just ended up threatening the guy. Needless to say, they had gotten a good deal, but Gajeel knew they would be back the next day because Lily would eat them all before they even got to the guild.

As the duo walked into the guild, it was unbelievably rowdy, and Gajeel immediately knew why. He ducked just in time to dodge a flaming Natsu, who had been thrown across the room by Gray, who was being punched by Elfman, who was being electrocuted by Laxus. He couldn't smell any of the girls anywhere, and that meant there was no one to stop the boy's useless brawls.

Gajeel kicked Natsu in the ribs. "Gihi!"

Mira locked the door back and shut the door once everyone was out. The girls had snooped enough, and now she had to evaluate the information she had gathered.

"Okay gals! We are all going to meet in front of the guild at 12:00PM tomorrow!"

"Don't be late.", Erza muttered.

After setting up their rendezvous point, the the girls all decided to head back to the guild. Who knew what kind of ruckus the boys were causing without supervision?

Mirajane was the first one to step into the guild. If only she had taken a fraction of a second longer to open the door, the boys could have been saved. Unfortunately for them, When the demon walked into Fairy Tail, A glass mug flew over and collided with her head. The poor girl was rendered unconscious. Before she had even hit the ground, Erza was already on the boys like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. The rest of the women watched in horror as every man in the guild was penalized for their wrong doing.

The girls all sat at a table, eating a cheesecake that Erza had decided to share with them. Levy giggled to herself as the boys cleaned up their mess.

"Whose idea was it to make them wear maid costumes again?" Lucy asked, snapping pictures.

Cana took a break from her wooden keg and laughed. "Take a wild guess."

Mira noticed everyone staring at her. "What?" She asked innocently. Everyone just giggled at her and averted their attention back to the boys. Cana hooted at Laxus, who was sweeping in a corner, causing him to scowl at the whole table.

Levy laughed and whistled at Gajeel who was dusting off a shelf. The dragon-slayer also scowled and muttered about an insensitive shrimp of a girl.

A/N: Yay! I've finished another chapter! It's 2:00AM where I am so I think I'm gonna hit the hay! I'm sure this chapter was overly goofy, but hey, you know what you're getting into when you read one of my stories! Til' next time!