Hey, everyone sorry about the late update, but well school had started and I have been busy with stuff/ getting to tired to update to for now on I will try to update on weekends or possible when I get a day off school...and as for the preview of the other story will be at the bottom of this chapter.


Konan's P.O.V.

"Stay here, while me and Konan talk. If you disobey you will actually wish I punched you in the gut again." I heard my friend say to Deidara before turning and walking towards me.

We walked closer to the trees before she stopped me.

"So I have gained some information about Sasori and the blondie over there on our way back to the base. How about you? Gain any useful information I can use for the manga I'm working on?" My friend asked, hoping to get a lot of juicy dirt on Sasori.

"Oh, I've got a lot of stuff to share with you, my dear friend." I said smirking.

"Great, let's hear it." She said excitedly.

As I explained to her all the things I had done and said to bug Sasori, she absorbed every last piece of information with a wide, evil grin on her face. By the time I was done explaining her face showed that she already had more plans in mind for those two.

"So what's the next plan you have in mind?" I asked waiting to see which one of her forbidden jutsus; we would make Deidara try.

"Easy this one." My friend said as she pointed to a jutsu.

"If I'm not mistaken doesn't that jutsu turn the user into a cat?" I asked.

"Correct my dear Konan, we are turning blondie over there into a cat." She said with a smirk on her face.

It took all my will power not to laugh at the thought of Deidara being turned into a cat.

"So why a cat?" I asked.

"Because when I first saw him break into my house the first thing that came in my mind is that he reminds me of a cat. As well he needs to see for himself how that idiot Sasori cares about him. So the best way to do that is turn blondie into a cat and make Sasori watch over him." My friend explained as she turned to walk back to Deidara.

That's actually a good idea. I thought as I looked around for any akatsuki members, it was basically night so no one should be around for quite some time.

'Perfect' I heard my friend say once I caught up to her.

"Why is that perfect?" I asked.

"You'll see." She said as she walked over to Deidara and pointed him to the cat jutsu to use.

I watch Deidara study the scroll for a few seconds and he copied the hand signs perfectly, the next thing I knew there was a cloud of black smoke surrounding him. A few seconds later and it was finally cleared, and in what was left of the center of smoke was a small, yellow cat with blue eyes and a grey spot where Deidara's camera eye would have been.

I was completely shocked at the effect my friend's jutsu had made and how cute Deidara looked as a cat.

"So did I do it correctly un?" I heard Deidara ask.

"Yup, you did and I'm going to explain a few things to you now, my dear little kitty." My friend said teasing Deidara.

"Wait kitty? un" Deidara asked tilting his head in worry.

"Yeah, Deidara, my friend Kyousuke and I have turned you into a cute little kitty cat." I explained him.

"Wait, so you are saying youranswer to my question was to turn me into a fur ball! That can talk?! un" Deidara said sounding very angry.

"Correction, not a talking cat, Only Konan and I can understand you. Oh and the person who truly cares for you may understand you too, but only to a certain extent. Use this information to help you understand how much that idiot cares about you." Kyousuke explained to Deidara with a smirk on her face.

"You know I can just undo the jutsu. un" Deidara said back to Kyousuke with a grin on his face.

"Ha! That's where you're wrong, until the one who cares about you actually shows it or tells you in some way, you are stuck as a dear little kitty." Kyousuke said with an evil grin on her face.

"...Well in that case I'll be drowning myself in the pond. un" Deidara said before making a mad dash to the pond.

"Should we stop him?" Kyousuke asked turning to me.

"Nah, if I did a good enough job messing with Sasori's head he should be out for a walk near the pond soon, and if not, we can always get your raven to save Deidara." I said as we started to walk casually over to the pond.

"It better be Sasori saving him, that way my manga can be even better." Kyousuke said as we rounded the corner to where the pond was.

"Let's just wait and see." Was all I said to my friend.

Deidara's P.O.V.

I can't believe I was tricked into turning myself into a cat just to get the answer to something that I should have pushed aside like I normally do. I thought as I ran faster and faster to the pond.

Thanks to Konan and that Kyousuke chick, I'll be stuck like this for who knows how long maybe even forever. And I ain't going to wait around like this...I thought to myself as I reached the pond.

Once at the pond I saw that the moon had already risen and its light was just enough for me to see my reflection as a cat. As I looked at my reflection in the water I only became more and more angered by it.

When I made my jump towards the water I was suddenly caught by someone, just inches above the mirror like water, I was close enough for my paws to skim the surface feeling the touch of the icy cold that had awaited me.

Just feeling how close I was to my end only made me more mad and I started to yell 'Let go of me! un' but to whoever caught me it would only be hissing to them...or at least I thought it would be.

"Why do you want me to let go of you? So you can drown?" I heard whoever caught me ask.

I was frozen in shock; I had already found the supposed person who cares enough about me to actually understand what I'm saying.

No way, how can I have found the third person already? I thought to myself as I felt the person move me away from the water and place me on grass. I looked up to see who was the one who saved me, and was greeted by another surprise.

"...Danna un...?" Was all I could say.

"Why do you sound like the brat?" Sasori asked as he looked at me.

"Because it's-" I was cut off by Konan's voice as she appeared from around the corner.

"Dei! There you are silly kitty, I found him over here Kyousuke!" Konan said as she ran over to Sasori and I.

"Oh is he hurt?" Kyousuke asked as though she was actually worried about my safety.

"No, he's fine, I just saved him from almost killing himself. And did you know he can talk?" Sasori said as he looked at both Konan and Kyousuke.

"Oh no, you see -" Konan's mouth was quickly covered by Kyousuke's hand.

"What Konan was trying to say, is only a special few can hear him and I guess you're one of them. And since Dei isn't so fond of us, I think you should take care of him since we have no clue where he came from and all." Kyousuke said without even a hint that it was a lie. Everything sounded so believable even I wanted to believe it.

"Wow, she's good un." I said.

Sasori looked down at me as he heard my comment.

"I- umm I mean meow un?" I said as if I was trying to act like a cat.

"Are you sure he is not fond of you two or are you guys just pushing him to me cause he's an idiot." Sasori said pointing to me.

"Hey! I'm not an idiot! That's it I'm taking over your bed and you can sleep on the floor for all I care un." I glared at him with my claws out.

"As if. You can sleep on the brat's bed and speaking of the brat, where is he?" Sasori said flatly.

"Hm, I'm surprised you've asked me that again. Sasori." Konan said looking at Sasori with a grin on her face.

Wait, Sasori asked about me? Did he actually worry about me? I thought as I looked from Sasori to Konan.

"Well you see Sasori, something's come up and Deidara only had enough time to drop me off in the forest when I came across this little guy. I don't know how long he'll be gone for but at least you have a cat version of your partner to keep you company and we even named him Dei too. So watch over him or else..." Kyousuke said as she picked me up and handed me back to Sasori.

"And what if I said no?" Sasori said glaring at her.

"Just do what she says, she's a sociopath un" I said to Sasori with fear in my eyes.

"Um...Kyousuke, what did you do to the cat?" Sasori asked as he point to me again.

"I did nothing to him. Just ignore his crazy talk about me being a killer or a sociopath and we won't have to shed any blood okay?" Kyousuke asked innocently, her body language read sincerity but the aura coming off her said otherwise.

"Well okay...Dei I will show you where mine and Deidara's room is." Sasori said as he walked back to the base.

"But I already know where it is un." I said as I was carried in Sasori's arms.

"How can you already know where mine and Deidara's room is if this is your first time stepping in the base?" Sasori asked looking down at me with piercing eyes.

"Well you see I'm Deidara! un" I said to Sasori.

"Why couldn't I understand you this time?" Sasori asked.

Shit...so it's true what Kyousuke said, he'll only understand some things I say...so in other words I can't tell him who I really am...damn her, once I'm free from this hell I will get pay back. I thought as Sasori entered the base still carrying me.

"So I'm guessing you're a stalker cat then?" Sasori asked breaking me from my thoughts.

"NO! un I just know where it is un" I said which came out like a hiss to Itachi who was nearby.

"Sure...I'm going to call you a stalker." Sasori said in a somewhat nice tone that made me believe he could be teasing.

"Hey, Sasori why are you talking to a cat? Do you miss Deidara so much that you need a cat version of him to keep you from going insane?" Itachi asked with a slight smirk.

"No, I was forced into watching him by Konan and her possibly sociopathic friend. It just happened that for some reason I can understand what this cat says." Sasori answered in the same bored tone again.

"So you're a cat whisperer now? That explains how you can understand Deidara." Itachi said also with a bored tone.

So he was calling me a cat even when I was human...well now I'm getting my pay back on you Uchiha. I thought as I glared at him thinking of how I could get pay back.

As I thought, the perfect question came to mind and since Itachi didn't know it was me and he couldn't understand me I'll be fine unless Sasori let's him kill me... but it's a chance I have to take.

So I pulled a bit on Sasori's cloak to get him to notice me; once I had his attention I asked my question.

'Since Itachi means weasel and everyone in the akatsuki can understand him when he talks. Does that make you guys weasel whisperers? un" I asked smirking while trying to maintain an innocent looks in my eyes.

Sasori smirked before answering 'You got a point there, I guess it does.'

"What did the cat say now?" Itachi said slightly glaring at me.

"Well the cat, Dei, asked that since your name means weasel and we can understand you does that make us weasel whisperers." Sasori said to Itachi with a grin on his face.

We heard a bit of laughter from the others who had heard Sasori ask my question to Itachi. So when Itachi was busy glaring and soon possibly killing the others; Sasori took the chance to walk to our or well his and Deidara's shared room.

Once inside the safety of our room he placed me on Deidara's or my bed. And went to his worktable to fix his puppet.

While sitting on my bed I for some reason smelled a different scent from my own. It also felt like someone had been sitting on my bed.

I've gone crazy, there's no way someone could have been sitting on my bed and this different scent...who's is it? I thought as jumped down from the bed starting to look for the person who owns the scent.

As I went crazy looking to see what caused my scent on the bed to change, I noticed that Sasori was looking over to me every now and then; before going back to his puppet.

Wait a minute... could it have been him? I thought as I looked at the back of my Danna.

Only one-way to find out...I thought as I walked over to his side of the room and jumped onto his bed.

While on his bed I found out that it was his scent that matched the scent left behind on my bed.

"YOU! un" I said glaring at Sasori.

"What is it?" Sasori asked still with his back turned to me.

"You changed the scent on that bed. un" I said as I glared at my own bed.

"How do you even know it's not my bed and it was my partner who changed the scent?" Sasori said as he turned in his chair to face me.

Whoa, wait did he actually call me his partner? I thought he only saw me as a brat that couldn't take care of himself...I thought to myself in complete surprise because of Danna.

"Hello...Dei...answer or I will pour a glass of water on you." I was brought back to reality when I noticed Danna was nearby with a glass of water in his hand ready to pour it on my head.

"Don't. You. Dare. un" I said with my claws out in case he went through with his plan.

"Ah, so you're back, good. You do know when you zoned out like that it makes for an easy target...I swear you are the cat version of the brat. He'll surely love you when he gets back." Sasori said as he put the glass of water down and went back to his worktable.

If only he knew, then he would surely act the same way he normally does. I thought as I watched him pick up one of his tools to start fixing his puppet.

"By the way Dei, you better get off that bed by 11:00pm or I will pour a glass of water on you; or maybe give you to Hidan. He'll use you well in one of his rituals." Sasori threatened while working on his puppet.

"But how can you threaten something like this un." I said as I made a very cute and innocent face.

"Ha, nice try I didn't became an S-rank criminal for nothing..." Sasori said as he turned to face me once again.

"Okay, I see...you'll never let a poor unloved kitty, who almost killed himself because no one would love him, spend one more night with his dreams of finding someone who will actually love and care for him...I might as well leave and let that 'Hidan' person kill me...at least I would be useful in my final hours...un" I said looking down sadly, my tail drooped and I was about to jump off Sasori's bed when,

"You know... that didn't even affect me one bit. If you were trying to make me feel bad come up with a better story...but since you look like the kind that won't shut up, I'll let you stay on that bed for one night. And I do mean one night, you got that furball?" Sasori then, once again, turned to work on his puppet.

And with that victory, I went back to the same spot I was and curled up in a ball ready to sleep away this cursed cat dream...


Okay, I hope you all like this chapter. As for the preview of my other story idea, well if I put the story up the name of it will be called The game of truth...And its a Sasori x Deidara pair...but differently.

Well anyways here is a bit of a random part from the game of truth story:

for starters this is only a part of the conversation. And is with Sasori and his grandma; about his birthday gift she gave him. Oh one this in this story Sasori and Deidara are younger like 14 year of age.

Now for the conversation:

"You see my dear grandson these mahjong tiles ain't any normal game pieces you see everyday...it said that when two people play with these mahjong tiles; odd things happen." She said in a bit of a low voice as if telling me a secret.

"So you are saying that basically you gave me a hunted game to play with any of my friends?" I asked as I raise an eyebrow at my grandma.

Okay well there was the preview and I hope you all tell me what you think of it...