Hello, my name is Soichiro Yagami. You probably know who I am already, so I'll skip further introductions. I want you to listen to what I have to say, because I doubt there is anyone else out there willing to listen to me.
Am I the only one who feels like the creators of this show hate me? Just think about it.
Throughout the course of the show, I suffered a stress-induced heart attack, my hair turned grey, my son was suspected by the world's greatest detective to be a mass murderer, I was locked in solitary confinement, I had to shoot my son with a blank, I was shot, I was blown up, I had to halve my life span, my daughter was kidnapped, my son is Kira, my own son became my superior, and then I die!
I mean, how is that fair? Not even Matsuda was put through that much. And the rest of the task force?
Paper cuts. Instead of gunshot wounds, the rest of my colleagues suffered from paper cuts.
(Besides, of course, Ryuzaki. Because he was killed. So was Ukita. And then Light was shot by Matsuda six times. But that's because he was trying to kill everybody.)
But really, I was like the punching bag of the entire series. They only used Matsuda as a cover up.
Don't you think?
-Soichiro Yagami
Meh, that could have gone better. Oh well.
I'd love some feedback on this! Thank you for reading.
~Ratt Kazamata, 11/19/2011