THEME SONG

Zomboss and his clone, Sonny Zomboss, was watching over the Zombies as they are gathering supplies for a plan of Zomboss, which is very evil and could destroy the future of the world. It is a device made to suck up all the sun, in which stop most of the plants energy source except for the mushrooms, which is very weak to Zomboss. Then, an explosion happen and Zomboss look around and saw that his whole bedroom explode. Then, a zombie come out and run away from a mysterious light. Zomboss order all the zombies to attack the light, but every zombie reply," WE ARE A bIG STUPID PUSSY!"

Meanwhile Crazy Dave is having fun with his plants until a bright light enter his greenhouse and all the plants look at it curiously as the light fade with lots of sun energy for the plants. A plant pop out from the light and say " Howdy people, my name is Gold Blossom and Crazy Guy hired me to help fight Zombies!"

A Skyshooter ask," Are you new around here?"

Primal Peashooter ask Skyshooter," Did you just say Are you mew a pound pear?" (Primal Peashooter is nearly deaf, FYI)

Gold Blossom just laugh until she disappear with tons of sun on the Floor and the plants sort the sun in size order. There is 4 large and 1 medium sun, which is approximately 500 sun in value. It is enough energy for all plants. Crazy Dave tell all plants they should have a party, but nearby is a Z-mech, which is listening to all the words the plants are saying, hopping to know what is going on. It say ," New Plant Boogie Party at night!" It repeat it a lot of times so Zomboss can get annoyed by it.

Meanwhile, after the sun sucker failure, Zomboss was creating a new type of Zombie call Giga. Gigas give all zombie the same amount of hp for gargantuan add to the zombies own hp and make them super powerful. So far he only have a giga football before the bright light, now he have a piece of zombie crap mix with bird crap. "Giga Bird Crap!" Yell every single zombie, making Zomboss all enrage.

The bird crap did do something to plants. As zomboss place it near a fail synthetic Peashooter , it get kill by the foulness of the Bird crap, making it dead afterwards. Zomboss think of a brilliant ( or stupid) way to get rid of plants using the fail giga bird crap so that the plants all die from the foul smell. However, he forget there was a force field around Crazy Dave house, which prevent zombies or foul smell to enter, an if it senses any of those things, they are disintergrated by 200000 watts laser, wiping any thing bad out of existence.

Zomboss then remember that so he hack a TV network and the ad say," Do you want to prank someone but that person always found out? Do you prank them with mustache, fake poop, but they never fall for it? Use Bird Crap to change it! Smear it all over your friends house as you like to! Call now and it is for free! Shipment is also for free! What are you waiting for, a smack in the butt? Call now for a free jar of Bird Crap!"

Meanwhile, Crazy Dave is trying to find a new air freshener for the greenhouse, so when he saw the ad, the first thought that enter his mind is Air Freshener! He seriously thought that the BIRD CRAP is an AIR FRESHENER! Crazy Dave dial the number and order approximately 10000 bird crap for every single plant in the greenhouse, not knowing that the crap can be( spoil alert, I can not tell you.) When he finally get the order, he place one in every single flower pot hoping the plants will like the new smell. When Peashooter return, he yell," WHHAT THE HECK IS THIS FUCKING SMELL! IT SMELL LIKE SHITTY ASS HOLE BIRDDY CRAP!"

All other plants yell the same thing and they found bird crap next to their flower pot and they threw it to the garbage while they forget the sign, DO NOT DISPOSE! Then, all the bird crap gather as one gigantic BIRD CRAP! It can talk, move, and do everything a bird can do and human can do and Craps can do. It say," WHO DARE TO DISPOSE MEGA BIRD CRAP Y?"

"HOLY CRAP IT IS AN ALIVE FUCKING STUPID BIRD CRAP AND HE THINK HE IS A BOSS!" Yell Peashooter as he launch a pea to the bird crap as the crap absorbs the pea," ON MY FUCKING NATURE HOW CANT THIS FUCKING THING GO DIE AND WHY DO IT ACT LIKE ITS A POKEMON?"

Then, Crazy Dave pop out o middle of nowhere and yell," What the fuck is going on here?"

Peashooter say," Do you buy the fucking bird crap?"

Crazy exclaim, " IT IS A CRAP NOT AN AIR FRESHENER AND HOW SO I NOT KNOW? Oh YEAH I CANT READ ANY FUCKING THING OFF THE ALPHABET!"

Peashooter yell back," YOU CANT READ BUT YOU VAN WRITE IS THAT WHY YOU CANT PAY THE OPTIUM BILL?( refer to episode one)!"

"DUH!"

Peashooter then yell," You know it's fucking weakness?"

Crazy Dave yell," It is the fucking sunlight you piece of a bitch!"

Then in middle of nowhere, Gold Blossom come and say," Any one need sun?" before exploding into pieces of sun, which kill the fucking bird crap terrorist.

"LUCKY," yell Peashooter as he go clean up the remains of the bird crap," Gold Blossom don't need to smell the crappist smell of the fucking century."

"Keep working you son of a bitch Peashooter," say Crazy Dave," It is yourpunishment for keep on cursing in this episode more than your curse limit."

" WTF!" Exclaim Peashooter as he is sweeping out the remains of the bird crap," You buy it in the first place."

"Who's cares? I am the star of the show!"

"I care!" Yell Peashooter as he charge and tackle Crazy Dave.

THE END

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