After a while of rushing back to the castle, I FINALLY got King Crusty and Pinky back to the Ice Kingdom. Not without disapproval from Pinky, and she was VERY vocal about it! Ice King quickly set her down in his living room cage...jail...thing. Cool, I need me one of those! Anyways he locked the door tight and then peeked through the bars to her.

"My sweet Princess BubbleGum, soon you will be my wife and we will live happily ever after!" he said in a low raspy voice. Wait, a marriage...to a princess? Was this allowed in the list of 'things that are okay' that Marcaline left me?

"Hey Crusty, I don't think you are allowed to marry anyone on my watch...or...actually I don't know if you are allowed EVER to do that..." I thought for a moment.

"You won't get away with this! If I know Finn and Jake, they are on their way right now to rescue me!" Bubblegum yelled back to Ice King. Finn and Jake? Who were they? Oh well as long as IC stays outof trouble then I don't mind if his friends come over to play. I levatated closer to the cage in time for Ice King to make one final comment.

"They won't save you this time, they will be our witnesses for the wedding ceremony! With old Sohpie here to marry us!" he jumped around with a bit of glee. My face just narrowed with lack of enthusiasm.

"Crusty, I can't marry anyone...I don't have the right-" I started only for IC to interrupt. Man this grown man was acting more and more like a child every single moment.

"Oh hush now, of course you can marry us! All you have to do is ask us if we want to get married, and we both say yes and it's all done!" he began to hop around and sing to himself while leaving the room; I simply looked to Bubblegum, who sat there with no amusement.

"Seriously, this is like the third time this week he kidnapped me." she stated. I was a bit in shock.

"So you kinda knew this was coming? Then why dont you have better protection?" I asked her, she only folded her arms.

"He is essentially harmless, more of an nusince really, having efforts to protect myself from him would be wasted." she very plainly stated. Ouch, cut old crusty some slack, he was old and probably does not know any better. I sighed and muttered my usual 'whatever' to her as I began to float away. "Wait! Can you not let me go?" she called to me, and I looked back to her with a bit of a smug on my face.

"Hey, if having a little play-date keeps him busy for now then I am all about it!"I said as I returned to play with Gunther and the other penguins.

-2 Hours Later-

To me it was all going rather well. Crusty had his little play date and he was about to 'marry' her, which I assumed he was kidding. He had Princess Bubblegum tied up with tape, an odd choice of restraints but alright. Over her body was covered in a white dress which was and looked like it had been forced over her head and tied down body like a child playing with a doll. This comparison was actually...accurate. He had all of his penguins lined up like they were attending a real wedding, with some room down the middle so the bride could walk down to be given away. By 'walk' I mean she was pulled on a small red wagon, which also held her to the wagon with the same tape, but cleverly written on it 'The Bride's Wedding Tape' all up and down it. He was humorous at times and I found myself smiling when he came walking down the isle, with his hair combed and his bow tie over his beard. His crown was on top his head, but also had some tape with the writing 'this is the groom' on it. I levitated over to the side as the many penguins began to hum and grunt what sounded like 'Here comes the bride'. Princess Bubblegum of course did not look too amused with this whole deal. I just sat back and relaxed, enjoying the little game they were playing. Old Crusty began to tear up a bit.

"This is the happiest day of my life..." he said. I couldnt hold back a chuckle, which earned me a killer glare from Bubblegum. She looked back to the Ice King.

"Ice King,it is not a marriage if I do not agree to go with it." she stated. He stopped and thought for a second.

"...hmm, that wont be a problem. All I really need is someone to give you away..." and as if on que someone came busting through the doors of the old man's castle.

"ICE KING! Let Princess Bubblegum go!" yelled a young voice. I looked to see the human boy with his yellow dog beside him; this just got a lot more interesting.

"It's about time Finn!" Pinky yelled to the two, Ice King jumped a bit excited.

"Jake! Finn! You made it! Just in time, I need someone to give Beebles away, and who better than my best man and dog!" he stated. This guy...he was really confusing. The boy then came running in and then kicked Ice King right in the face. WHOA WHOA WHOA! If he gets beat up, Marcaline will KILL ME! I jumped in and flew to grab the boy by his arms and floated up. He kicked and yelled a bit.

"What the flip is your deal?" he asked me.

"Sorry guy, I cannot allow you to beat on the old man..." was all i really felt like telling him when something wrapped around my foot. I looked down to see it was...his dogs arm?

"Let go of my little buddy!" the dog yelled. HOLD MEATBALLS THE DOG COULD TALK! Oh and also he was magic. His foot wrapped around me until it met me in the face and casually slapped me! I let go of Finn, the dog caught him and then they both went after the Ice King. Oh GLOB IT! I flew as swiftly as I could to only to have one of the Ice Kings ice beams hit me in the face. I fell back grasping my face, it was solid ice. This...was not working out as well as I had hoped...